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GFY Assassin
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Join Date: May 2003
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Dilemma: Which is Worse?
1) Getting a finger jammed in your ass during a physical twice a year, testing your prostate?
or 2) Just dealing with prostate cancer if you get it? I'd rather forego the finger in my ass and just deal with prostate cancer if that's my fate. |
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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You ever see anyone walking around with a pee bag? thats some fucked up shit right there... give me the finger in the ass of prevention before the chewed up prostate forces me to live my remaining days in agony and humiliation.
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#3 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Elysian Fields
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Buff you have to learn to enjoy the anal exam!! Embrace it!!
Much better then cancer!! |
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ex-TeenGodFather
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I love stuff up my ass..
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..and I'm off. |
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#6 |
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Location: Vegas
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twice a year?
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Oh come on Buff, have a glass or two of white zinfandel to get in the mood and hit the doctors office with a smile ;)
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#8 |
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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Buff...
Getting your oil checked for health reasons is okay. It's when I try to do it to you when we wrestle that it's not! |
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#9 |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Canada
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Buff, the guy down the hall that says to come down for a free prostrate exam twice a year...... he's not a doctor.
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Master of Gfy.com
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I go in for my "oil check" in like 5 days..
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Just masturbate a lot, it helps to avoid prostate cancer.
![]() There was a thread on here a while ago talking about it...
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Back in the harbor
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#16 |
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: SoCal
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Just make sure that your optometrist isn't the one giving you the prostrate exam
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#17 |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Bumfuck
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Damn... i had mine checked out... had to shit in a lil cup each day for 3 days... and take it to the cute chick and hand it to her in a bag.
I'd take the fingering any day. They must not have liked my ass. |
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