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Buff 08-15-2003 12:44 PM

Dilemma: Which is Worse?
 
1) Getting a finger jammed in your ass during a physical twice a year, testing your prostate?

or

2) Just dealing with prostate cancer if you get it?


I'd rather forego the finger in my ass and just deal with prostate cancer if that's my fate.

SexxxyChat-T 08-15-2003 01:32 PM

You ever see anyone walking around with a pee bag? thats some fucked up shit right there... give me the finger in the ass of prevention before the chewed up prostate forces me to live my remaining days in agony and humiliation.

Mike AI 08-15-2003 01:56 PM

Buff you have to learn to enjoy the anal exam!! Embrace it!!

Much better then cancer!!

Jakke PNG 08-15-2003 01:58 PM

I love stuff up my ass..

Preacher 08-15-2003 02:23 PM

---> 2.

:glugglug

Chong 08-15-2003 02:25 PM

twice a year?

Kimmykim 08-15-2003 02:31 PM

Oh come on Buff, have a glass or two of white zinfandel to get in the mood and hit the doctors office with a smile ;)

Anthony_A 08-15-2003 02:38 PM

Buff...

Getting your oil checked for health reasons is okay.

It's when I try to do it to you when we wrestle that it's not!

eadweb 08-15-2003 03:41 PM

Buff, the guy down the hall that says to come down for a free prostrate exam twice a year...... he's not a doctor.

Preacher 08-15-2003 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eadweb
Buff, the guy down the hall that says to come down for a free prostrate exam twice a year...... he's not a doctor.
:1orglaugh :thumbsup owned!

Pipecrew 08-15-2003 04:19 PM

I go in for my "oil check" in like 5 days..

magicmike 08-15-2003 04:41 PM

Just masturbate a lot, it helps to avoid prostate cancer. :)

There was a thread on here a while ago talking about it...

Buff 01-22-2004 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Oh come on Buff, have a glass or two of white zinfandel to get in the mood and hit the doctors office with a smile ;)
That was the most romantic doctor's visit of my life.

myjah 01-22-2004 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chong
twice a year?
yea i thought guys get it once a year

JDog 01-22-2004 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff
1) Getting a finger jammed in your ass during a physical twice a year, testing your prostate?

or

2) Just dealing with prostate cancer if you get it?


I'd rather forego the finger in my ass and just deal with prostate cancer if that's my fate.

Hmmm, it's been 7 years since I've had a physical :( Is that bad?

jDoG

Baal 01-22-2004 03:55 PM

Just make sure that your optometrist isn't the one giving you the prostrate exam :thumbsup

AWC 01-22-2004 04:00 PM

Damn... i had mine checked out... had to shit in a lil cup each day for 3 days... and take it to the cute chick and hand it to her in a bag.


I'd take the fingering any day. They must not have liked my ass.


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