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Creative Writing: I Want To Be Like Mommy When I Grow Up
When I was in high school, I had to write a poem from a child's perspective. My creative writing teacher thought the poem was great, but also quite disturbing.
---------------------------------------- I Want To Be Like Mommy When I Grow Up I want to be like mommy when I grow up, as men come and go out of my life. I want the headache of divorce papers and bold signatures and settlements. I want to cook a big meal and feel unappreciated when my lover comes home with McDonald's (supersize of course) while we watch a Blockbuster video. I want giant hands around my neck as I scream for mercy from God. Mommy and Daddy are always playing. Look at mommy scream. She is screaming. Yayyyy scream mommy!!!! I want to be like mommy when I grow up, from housewife to battered woman. I want to sell my body like she did so proudly. That?s my mommy there getting in the car. Go mommy. Look at mommy get money. I want to smoke crack up my nose as blood spills out from time to time. I want to wear those pretty handcuffs and ride in those long siren cars that go Whoooorrrl Whoooooorrrl. Look at mommy cry. Mommy is so funny. Guess what. Come a little closer. I want to be like mommy when I grow up as she lays in the coffin with all these people crying. Mommy is a star. Fat people are falling on her body and people singin? so loud that I can?t hear mommy say nothin.? Look at mommy stay still. She been staying still for awhile now. My mommy is so funny. |
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riiiight
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 235
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I'm slamming tupac so loud
That shit just seems gayer than usual MY OWN MAMA SAY IM THUUGGGED OUT MY SHIT BE POPPIN OUT THE RECORD STORE AS IF IT WAS A DRUG HOUSE WEBMASTERS CANT C ME MONEY AND WEED ALAZAE AND HENASSEY |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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That's fucking wicked, especially for a high school student. Well done.
![]() I read a lot of the stuff I wrote as a depressed teenager and just think wtf, where was my head at? |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2004
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"I want to smoke crack up my nose"
That's terrible for high school, not knowing how to correctly use crack It's definately depressed teenager shit, but my stuff was more intense and twisted when I went to cathlioc school in 6th grade... |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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where'd you get that?
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