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Old 01-21-2004, 10:29 PM   #1
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I know this is old, but it still made me laugh...thought some of you might get a giggle out of it:

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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Old 01-21-2004, 10:31 PM   #2
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Old 01-21-2004, 10:33 PM   #3
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Old 01-21-2004, 10:58 PM   #4
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Old 01-21-2004, 11:00 PM   #5
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Old 01-21-2004, 11:21 PM   #6
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