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DBS.US · 01-21-2004, 07:42 PM

http://www.restrooms.org

GingerJolie · 01-21-2004, 07:44 PM

I got that shit mastered. ;)

01-21-2004, 07:46 PM

mistersoft · 01-21-2004, 07:46 PM

HEY! Thats a male priviliege!

GingerJolie · 01-21-2004, 07:49 PM

It's kinda obvious that I don't have a COCK....you guys act like it's hard. Come on, all we gotta do is stand and spread our pussy lips. You're piss comes out of your schlong, and you still can't hit the hole every time!

Spunky · 01-21-2004, 07:52 PM

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Originally posted by GingerJolie
.you guys act like it's hard and you still can't hit the hole every time!

Its when its hard we can't hit the hole

WebTitan · 01-21-2004, 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by GingerJolie
You're piss comes out of your schlong, and you still can't hit the hole every time!

Hey Now!

GingerJolie · 01-21-2004, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

Its when its hard we can't hit the hole

and then you gotta sit like a woman! HAHA

psyko514 · 01-21-2004, 07:56 PM

http://www.magic-cone.com/animation1.htm

GingerJolie · 01-21-2004, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514
http://www.magic-cone.com/animation1.htm

thats classic..

TheSpaceBulldog · 01-21-2004, 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

Its when its hard we can't hit the hole

Thank you..!!! It's about time someone cleared that shit up..!!

Bitches don't realize how difficult it is to bend a flag pole to a 90 degree angle to hit the fucking mark..!!!

I'll go one further on this note...Bitches take note of this When us men piss it doesn't always come out in one nice tidy little fucking stream...Sometimes that shit shoots in two or more different directions...Tried explain'n this to my ex-bitch..Guess it's difficult to understand if ya ain't got one...!!!!:2 cents

TheSpaceBulldog · 01-21-2004, 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog

Thank you..!!! It's about time someone cleared that shit up..!!

Bitches don't realize how difficult it is to bend a flag pole to a 90 degree angle to hit the fucking mark..!!!

I'll go one further on this note...Bitches take note of this When us men piss it doesn't always come out in one nice tidy little fucking stream...Sometimes that shit shoots in two or more different directions...Tried explain'n this to my ex-bitch..Guess it's difficult to understand if ya ain't got one...!!!!

GingerJolie · 01-21-2004, 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by TheSpaceBulldog

Thank you..!!! It's about time someone cleared that shit up..!!

Bitches don't realize how difficult it is to bend a flag pole to a 90 degree angle to hit the fucking mark..!!!

I'll go one further on this note...Bitches take note of this When us men piss it doesn't always come out in one nice tidy little fucking stream...Sometimes that shit shoots in two or more different directions...Tried explain'n this to my ex-bitch..Guess it's difficult to understand if ya ain't got one...!!!!:2 cents

HAHA...let's not get all bent out of shape...remember, I'm the one that makes your dick turn into a flag pole!

TheSpaceBulldog · 01-21-2004, 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by GingerJolie

HAHA...let's not get all bent out of shape...remember, I'm the one that makes your dick turn into a flag pole!

See like I said it's really "hard" for it to bend at all after you get it all stiff...

...LOL

to pee str8

GingerJolie · 01-21-2004, 08:14 PM

Well, that's my job!

TheSpaceBulldog · 01-21-2004, 08:20 PM

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Originally posted by GingerJolie
Well, that's my job!

Think I'll go and have a smoke now..Just checked out your front page and I must say it's "

HOT"...!!!!

myjah · 01-21-2004, 08:23 PM

that sure would've come in handy those drunken nights when I had to get out of the car and stand beside the road to pee. YOu can't imagine how easy it is to get pee all over yourself when you have to squat

GingerJolie · 01-21-2004, 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by myjah
that sure would've come in handy those drunken nights when I had to get out of the car and stand beside the road to pee. YOu can't imagine how easy it is to get pee all over yourself when you have to squat

I hear that!

Zprogramz · 01-21-2004, 09:28 PM

This thread is cracking me up.

Z

GingerJolie · 01-21-2004, 09:35 PM

anybody here have a pissing fetish?

HeadPimp · 01-21-2004, 10:30 PM

I have argued for a long time that women would go through a lot less toilet paper if they at least spread 'the lips' a little.

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