Woman?s Guide on How to Pee Standing
 

http://www.restrooms.org :helpme

I got that shit mastered. ;)

:helpme :eek7

HEY! Thats a male priviliege!

http://www.restrooms.org/two.jpg

It's kinda obvious that I don't have a COCK....you guys act like it's hard. Come on, all we gotta do is stand and spread our pussy lips. You're piss comes out of your schlong, and you still can't hit the hole every time!

Its when its hard we can't hit the hole :glugglug

Hey Now! :BangBang:

and then you gotta sit like a woman! HAHA

thats classic..

Thank you..!!! It's about time someone cleared that shit up..!!

Bitches don't realize how difficult it is to bend a flag pole to a 90 degree angle to hit the fucking mark..!!!

I'll go one further on this note...Bitches take note of this When us men piss it doesn't always come out in one nice tidy little fucking stream...Sometimes that shit shoots in two or more different directions...Tried explain'n this to my ex-bitch..Guess it's difficult to understand if ya ain't got one...!!!!:2 cents

:2 cents:

HAHA...let's not get all bent out of shape...remember, I'm the one that makes your dick turn into a flag pole!

See like I said it's really "hard" for it to bend at all after you get it all stiff...:1orglaugh ...LOL

:helpme to pee str8:winkwink:

Well, that's my job!

:thumbsup

Think I'll go and have a smoke now..Just checked out your front page and I must say it's ":smokin HOT"...!!!!

that sure would've come in handy those drunken nights when I had to get out of the car and stand beside the road to pee. YOu can't imagine how easy it is to get pee all over yourself when you have to squat

I hear that!

This thread is cracking me up.

Z

anybody here have a pissing fetish?

I have argued for a long time that women would go through a lot less toilet paper if they at least spread 'the lips' a little.