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macker · 01-21-2004, 12:20 AM

7 times out of 10 your girlfriend said "oooh, later" or "tomorrow honey"

Its starting to piss me off! I want my cock sucked everyday!

Pornwolf · 01-21-2004, 12:21 AM

You need to stop asking.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-21-2004, 12:22 AM

dip it in chocolate

twistyneck · 01-21-2004, 12:22 AM

Do something about the oozing sores.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-21-2004, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by twistyneck
Do something about the oozing sores.

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01-21-2004, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
dip it in chocolate

HAHAHAHAHHAHA! It's like a chocolate covered banana!

beemk · 01-21-2004, 12:23 AM

http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf

beemk · 01-21-2004, 12:24 AM

i never asked for a blowjob in my life, you just need to pull it out and put there hand on it and after a minute push their head down. if that doesnt work dump her.

01-21-2004, 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf

Holy shit! That is sooo out of line... but very funny!

BIG Movie List · 01-21-2004, 12:25 AM

i go break up with her.
next day she comes running up to me and tell her i'll only get back with her if she goes down on me.

never really tried it, but what the hell.

com · 01-21-2004, 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf

now that is comedy

Sosa · 01-21-2004, 12:25 AM

just stick it in her mouth when she is sleeping.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-21-2004, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by shermsshack

HAHAHAHAHHAHA! It's like a chocolate covered banana!

Hubby woke me up in the middle of the night with his hard on covered in warm fudge..it was quite the rude awakening. but I was a trouper and licked it clean....I had a horrible tummy ache the next morning

macker · 01-21-2004, 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf

ROFL... classic!

Trax · 01-21-2004, 12:29 AM

gornyhuy · 01-21-2004, 12:29 AM

love that video! Wish it were higher res!

Rorschach · 01-21-2004, 12:31 AM

You need to give her a good beating.

rip raster · 01-21-2004, 12:32 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf

HAHAHAHAHA

Rip

laura99 · 01-21-2004, 12:32 AM

My hubby would get it everyday if he was nicer or did something for me. I just offered it to him a few minutes ago and all I wanted was a backrub for 5 minutes and he turned me down. I went to the office, picked up his car, washed it, got the tires rotated, changed the oil, and saw that his tank was on E so I filled it up (it was 15 degrees outside today). And I can't get a 5 minute backrub? His excuse: I'm only going to get 6 hours of sleep if I fall asleep right now. So instead of losing 5 minutes for my backrub and 5 minutes for his blowjob he's getting an extra 10 minutes of sleep.

xxxoutsourcing · 01-21-2004, 12:32 AM

Your getting this now macker cos when she said tell me when your cumming you did not and you spunked in her mouth.
She's just a bit nervous about getting it on again mate.
Bets this is promise you won't do it again, then just before you blow your load tense your toes and spray as hard as you can in her mouth....
See what results ya get....

boardersweetie · 01-21-2004, 12:35 AM

being asked makes a girl want to do it less. it's more fun to do when it's not expected.

Holly · 01-21-2004, 12:36 AM

Get a Real Doll. You can have three or four blow jobs a day, and they don't even care if it's got chocolate on it.

But speaking for myself, you'd have to buy me a pair of shoes.

macker · 01-21-2004, 12:38 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
Get a Real Doll. You can have three or four blow jobs a day, and they don't even care if it's got chocolate on it.

But speaking for myself, you'd have to buy me a pair of shoes.

Now thats a thought! I could afford you a pair, and my lady.

where you from?

stocktrader23 · 01-21-2004, 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by macker

Now thats a thought! I could afford you a pair, and my lady.

where you from?

quiet's gonna kick your ass.

Holly · 01-21-2004, 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

quiet's gonna kick your ass.

He's asleep. Besides, Asia's too far to go, even for shoes. Canada's much closer.

macker · 01-21-2004, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
He's asleep. Besides, Asia's too far to go, even for shoes. Canada's much closer.

Oh dear, last thing I wanted was to be inadvertantly drawn into a love triangle.

BRISK · 01-21-2004, 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by Sosa
just stick it in her mouth when she is sleeping.

AOJ Brian · 01-21-2004, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sosa
just stick it in her mouth when she is sleeping.

haha

JDog · 01-21-2004, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by macker
7 times out of 10 your girlfriend said "oooh, later" or "tomorrow honey"

Its starting to piss me off! I want my cock sucked everyday!

Dude, maybe your GF is like me! When I was going out with my chick, the more she asked for sex, the more I would say no, I ended up making her wait a month, just because she pissed me off by asking everynight, 5 or 6 times each day!

If somebody ask me and keeps asking, I do the oppisite to PISS them the fuck off!

jDoG

DirtyDanza · 01-21-2004, 01:31 AM

shove it down the fucking whores throat.... easy as that... grab her fucking head wheres she going then?

Ben-MensNiche · 01-21-2004, 01:34 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf

ROFLMAO! I think I'm gonna try that next time my wife opens her mouth and starts complaining!

michel · 01-21-2004, 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf

First thing I thought about was this movie

graphicsbytia · 01-21-2004, 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by Rorschach
You need to give her a good beating.

but only if she does a good job

liquidmoe · 01-21-2004, 02:31 AM

You definitely gotta stop asking for it. If you keep asking for it, you wont get it, but if she still doesnt do it, then you gotta learn how to hint at it without actually saying it. After a while, you'll have what you want, speaking from experience here

BlackCrayon · 01-21-2004, 02:40 AM

just whip it out when you two are watching on tv on the couch, it works

SomeCreep · 01-21-2004, 02:42 AM

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Originally posted by macker
7 times out of 10 your girlfriend said "oooh, later" or "tomorrow honey"

Its starting to piss me off! I want my cock sucked everyday!

Toss her back, theres better fish in the sea.

AmeliaG · 01-21-2004, 02:45 AM

macker - how talented is your tongue?

beemk · 01-21-2004, 02:46 AM

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Originally posted by michel

First thing I thought about was this movie

yeah its a certified classic

adamneve · 01-21-2004, 03:23 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
dip it in chocolate

chemicaleyes · 01-21-2004, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf

haha

Weppel · 01-21-2004, 03:37 AM

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Originally posted by laura99
My hubby would get it everyday if he was nicer or did something for me. I just offered it to him a few minutes ago and all I wanted was a backrub for 5 minutes and he turned me down. I went to the office, picked up his car, washed it, got the tires rotated, changed the oil, and saw that his tank was on E so I filled it up (it was 15 degrees outside today). And I can't get a 5 minute backrub? His excuse: I'm only going to get 6 hours of sleep if I fall asleep right now. So instead of losing 5 minutes for my backrub and 5 minutes for his blowjob he's getting an extra 10 minutes of sleep.

You did all that AND you offered him a blowjob, all for just 5 minutes of rubbing your back?

Marry me

puresexnow · 01-21-2004, 03:40 AM

My missus and I use them as points...

If I am right about something and she doesn't believe me, I just need to prove it and get 5 BJ's added to my tally, that I can request whenever I like.

I'm currently at 511... I can trade 100 BJ's for some anal if I like and if she does either a BJ or anal without me asking then it doesn't come off the top.

Weppel · 01-21-2004, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by puresexnow
My missus and I use them as points...

If I am right about something and she doesn't believe me, I just need to prove it and get 5 BJ's added to my tally, that I can request whenever I like.

I'm currently at 511... I can trade 100 BJ's for some anal if I like and if she does either a BJ or anal without me asking then it doesn't come off the top.

Fucking great

Sp1nal · 01-21-2004, 03:53 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf

Movie is good, but I can't understand - what's she blabbing about?

Weppel · 01-21-2004, 04:04 AM

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Originally posted by Sp1nal

Movie is good, but I can't understand - what's she blabbing about?

The fact that woman have to do everything, and don't get anything in return yada yada yada

strobi · 01-21-2004, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by puresexnow
My missus and I use them as points...

If I am right about something and she doesn't believe me, I just need to prove it and get 5 BJ's added to my tally, that I can request whenever I like.

I'm currently at 511... I can trade 100 BJ's for some anal if I like and if she does either a BJ or anal without me asking then it doesn't come off the top.

got something like that too... when I do something she really really likes I get a wildcard So even if she isn't in the mood at all I can use my wildcard, nice hey?

marsrepart · 01-21-2004, 04:15 AM

break off with her

michel · 01-21-2004, 04:16 AM

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Originally posted by beemk

yeah its a certified classic

And it made my GF laugh out loud

AssFairy · 01-21-2004, 04:25 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
http://pr0n.biz/stuff/flash/respect.swf

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

macker · 01-21-2004, 04:44 AM

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Originally posted by AmeliaG
macker - how talented is your tongue?

If you're a female asking that...

Its not bad, it can get by, why?

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01-21-2004, 12:32 AM	#19
laura99 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: indianapolis Posts: 877	My hubby would get it everyday if he was nicer or did something for me. I just offered it to him a few minutes ago and all I wanted was a backrub for 5 minutes and he turned me down. I went to the office, picked up his car, washed it, got the tires rotated, changed the oil, and saw that his tank was on E so I filled it up (it was 15 degrees outside today). And I can't get a 5 minute backrub? His excuse: I'm only going to get 6 hours of sleep if I fall asleep right now. So instead of losing 5 minutes for my backrub and 5 minutes for his blowjob he's getting an extra 10 minutes of sleep. __________________

01-21-2004, 12:32 AM	#20
xxxoutsourcing Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,888	Your getting this now macker cos when she said tell me when your cumming you did not and you spunked in her mouth. She's just a bit nervous about getting it on again mate. Bets this is promise you won't do it again, then just before you blow your load tense your toes and spray as hard as you can in her mouth.... See what results ya get.... __________________ xxxoutsourcing.com ICQ:119936 \| Aim:xxxoutsourcing \| MSN:msn@ xxxoutsourcing.com \| Yahoo:xxxoutsourcing Submitters, Designers, Programmers, Cartoonist, Creative Writers, Video & Photo Editors Convert your Paysite into a cartoon site convert2toons.com

01-21-2004, 12:35 AM	#21
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01-21-2004, 12:36 AM	#22
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01-21-2004, 02:31 AM	#34
liquidmoe Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NY Posts: 4,994	You definitely gotta stop asking for it. If you keep asking for it, you wont get it, but if she still doesnt do it, then you gotta learn how to hint at it without actually saying it. After a while, you'll have what you want, speaking from experience here __________________ Take Luck!

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puresexnow Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 300	My missus and I use them as points... If I am right about something and she doesn't believe me, I just need to prove it and get 5 BJ's added to my tally, that I can request whenever I like. I'm currently at 511... I can trade 100 BJ's for some anal if I like and if she does either a BJ or anal without me asking then it doesn't come off the top.

01-21-2004, 04:15 AM	#47
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