Sleazy Dream: Aliens like Krispy Kremes too - GoFuckYourself.com

Rictor · 01-20-2004, 11:18 PM

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/featu...stanceid=60359

ALIENS ARE HERE FOR OUR KRISPY KREMES!
Surprise!

Space aliens aren't visiting Earth to conquer our planet, nor are they here to pass on to mankind some society-altering universal wisdom. They're simply stopping by to pick up Krispy Kreme donuts!

That's the stunning claim of UFO contactee Bobby Whitcom of Phoenix, Ariz., who says he learned the truth directly from the horse's mouth -- a real ET.

"The alien told me there isn't much here on Earth that interests them; we're pretty much a cultural and evolutionary dead end. But they do like our donuts, especially Krispy Kremes," Whitcom says.

"They pass Earth a lot going back and forth between their world and some important planet on the other side of the galaxy, and their flying saucers go at least two light years out of the way to make Krispy Kreme runs."

To read more of Aliens Are Here For Our Krispy Kremes, pick up the current Newsstand Issue on sale now!

SleazyDream · 01-20-2004, 11:20 PM

you can cryo pack them for long journies

dicknixon · 01-20-2004, 11:21 PM

krispy kreme's are damn good . . i love how they give you one for free just for walking into the building . .they are like crack dealers.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-20-2004, 11:31 PM

Fucken news media...

When you folks gonna learn not to post top level communications?

Holly · 01-20-2004, 11:37 PM

We don't have a Krispy Kreme here. They do sell them in boxes at the front of grocery stores and convenience stores. I bet they're good when they're still warm and fresh, though. Damn, I want chocolate now.

JDog · 01-20-2004, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dicknixon
krispy kreme's are damn good . . i love how they give you one for free just for walking into the building . .they are like crack dealers.

Damn, you get one for free! Damn, screw going throgh the drive-thru anymore!

jDoG

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-20-2004, 11:40 PM

You want Krispy Cream ya need to give $30 Per Member at least!
Until then no Donut shop will be openning near your home and definatly no visitations!

Holly · 01-20-2004, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlienQ
You want Krispy Cream ya need to give $30 Per Member at least!
Until then no Donut shop will be openning near your home and definatly no visitations!

Me?

Carrie · 01-20-2004, 11:51 PM

Rictor I think you've reached a new level of boredom. Maybe it's time to just stop surfing for a while.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-20-2004, 11:53 PM

I like honest clean sex.

No ass fucking!

Pornwolf · 01-21-2004, 12:14 AM

Mmmmm, a nice dozen with 8 glazed and 4 devil's glazed mix would be nice right now.

Vox · 01-21-2004, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog

Damn, you get one for free! Damn, screw going throgh the drive-thru anymore!

jDoG

I alway's get a free one when I go to the drive thru, I guess i'm special.

bhutocracy · 01-21-2004, 12:21 AM

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01-20-2004, 11:18 PM	#1
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Sleazy Dream: Aliens like Krispy Kremes too http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/featu...stanceid=60359 ALIENS ARE HERE FOR OUR KRISPY KREMES! Surprise! Space aliens aren't visiting Earth to conquer our planet, nor are they here to pass on to mankind some society-altering universal wisdom. They're simply stopping by to pick up Krispy Kreme donuts! That's the stunning claim of UFO contactee Bobby Whitcom of Phoenix, Ariz., who says he learned the truth directly from the horse's mouth -- a real ET. "The alien told me there isn't much here on Earth that interests them; we're pretty much a cultural and evolutionary dead end. But they do like our donuts, especially Krispy Kremes," Whitcom says. "They pass Earth a lot going back and forth between their world and some important planet on the other side of the galaxy, and their flying saucers go at least two light years out of the way to make Krispy Kreme runs." To read more of Aliens Are Here For Our Krispy Kremes, pick up the current Newsstand Issue on sale now!

01-20-2004, 11:20 PM	#2
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01-20-2004, 11:31 PM	#4
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01-20-2004, 11:37 PM	#5
Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	We don't have a Krispy Kreme here. They do sell them in boxes at the front of grocery stores and convenience stores. I bet they're good when they're still warm and fresh, though. Damn, I want chocolate now. __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

01-20-2004, 11:40 PM	#7
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	You want Krispy Cream ya need to give $30 Per Member at least! Until then no Donut shop will be openning near your home and definatly no visitations! __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

01-20-2004, 11:21 PM	#3
dicknixon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 548	krispy kreme's are damn good . . i love how they give you one for free just for walking into the building . .they are like crack dealers.

01-20-2004, 11:51 PM	#9
Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	Rictor I think you've reached a new level of boredom. Maybe it's time to just stop surfing for a while.

01-20-2004, 11:53 PM	#10
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01-21-2004, 12:14 AM	#11
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Mmmmm, a nice dozen with 8 glazed and 4 devil's glazed mix would be nice right now. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

01-21-2004, 12:21 AM	#13
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