Sleazy Dream: Aliens like Krispy Kremes too
 

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/featu...stanceid=60359

ALIENS ARE HERE FOR OUR KRISPY KREMES!
Surprise!


Space aliens aren't visiting Earth to conquer our planet, nor are they here to pass on to mankind some society-altering universal wisdom. They're simply stopping by to pick up Krispy Kreme donuts!

That's the stunning claim of UFO contactee Bobby Whitcom of Phoenix, Ariz., who says he learned the truth directly from the horse's mouth -- a real ET.

"The alien told me there isn't much here on Earth that interests them; we're pretty much a cultural and evolutionary dead end. But they do like our donuts, especially Krispy Kremes," Whitcom says.

"They pass Earth a lot going back and forth between their world and some important planet on the other side of the galaxy, and their flying saucers go at least two light years out of the way to make Krispy Kreme runs."

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you can cryo pack them for long journies

:thumbsup

krispy kreme's are damn good . . i love how they give you one for free just for walking into the building . .they are like crack dealers.

Fucken news media...

When you folks gonna learn not to post top level communications?

We don't have a Krispy Kreme here. They do sell them in boxes at the front of grocery stores and convenience stores. I bet they're good when they're still warm and fresh, though. Damn, I want chocolate now. :(

Damn, you get one for free! Damn, screw going throgh the drive-thru anymore!

jDoG

You want Krispy Cream ya need to give $30 Per Member at least!
Until then no Donut shop will be openning near your home and definatly no visitations!

Me? :helpme

Rictor I think you've reached a new level of boredom. Maybe it's time to just stop surfing for a while. :winkwink:

I like honest clean sex.

No ass fucking!

Mmmmm, a nice dozen with 8 glazed and 4 devil's glazed mix would be nice right now.

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I alway's get a free one when I go to the drive thru, I guess i'm special.

cheap guerilla marketing for KK.