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JFK · 01-19-2004, 06:54 PM

Two old friends, one rich and one poor, were sitting having a few
beers.
the
poorer guy asks the rich guy: "What are you buying your wife for her
birthday?"
The rich guy replies: "a Mercedes and a Ferrari. I figure if she
doesn't
like
the Merc, she can keep the Ferrari. What did you get your wife for
her
birthday?"
The poor guy replies: "A toaster and a vibrator. I figure if she
don't
like
the toaster, she can go fuck herself!"

hornycash · 01-19-2004, 06:54 PM

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Lman · 01-19-2004, 07:04 PM

Good one

01-19-2004, 07:05 PM

fucking great!

mpulse · 01-19-2004, 07:07 PM

LOL!

Nice nighttime chuckle

nathan_f · 01-19-2004, 07:07 PM

That's so gettin passed around at work tommorow.

Ash@phpFX · 01-19-2004, 08:16 PM

havent heard that one before

Sp1nal · 01-20-2004, 02:09 AM

Good one

01-20-2004, 02:05 PM

FrankWhite · 01-20-2004, 02:06 PM

Freezing to death
Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second.

"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"

"It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.

"What do you mean?" asks the first man.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

JFK · 01-20-2004, 02:11 PM

he he he

skillfull · 01-20-2004, 02:24 PM

Michaelious · 01-20-2004, 02:29 PM

LOL brilliant!

EscortBiz · 01-20-2004, 02:30 PM

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SmutGiant · 01-20-2004, 02:34 PM

lol, funny shit! Alright, two funny things on GFY in a row... check out that Osama OutKast thread lmao!!

edit: I meant Saddam OutKast thread.

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Fu-Q · 01-20-2004, 02:35 PM

hahaha

SetTheWorldonFire · 01-20-2004, 02:36 PM

nice

Vitasoy · 01-20-2004, 02:37 PM

haha

Trax · 01-20-2004, 02:39 PM

Lykos · 01-20-2004, 03:17 PM

JFK · 01-20-2004, 09:02 PM

must be as funny as I tought , lot of ha ha ha 's in here

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