Two old friends, one rich and one poor, were sitting having a few
beers.
the
poorer guy asks the rich guy: "What are you buying your wife for her
birthday?"
The rich guy replies: "a Mercedes and a Ferrari. I figure if she
doesn't
like
the Merc, she can keep the Ferrari. What did you get your wife for
her
birthday?"
The poor guy replies: "A toaster and a vibrator. I figure if she
don't
like
the toaster, she can go fuck herself!"
