Pyrex Dildos - What do you want for incentive? - GoFuckYourself.com

Jace · 01-20-2004, 06:03 AM

We are going to start giving some incentives in the http://www.ecstasyglass.com affiliate program, but I want your suggestions.

The plan we have now is, for every 25 sales (no matter that price) you get a $100 gift certificate to the online store of your choice.

Does this sound good? I want your suggestions....but be reasonable

I have permisson from the owner to make any deal that I feel is a reasonable offer....so let's go...what do ya got?

lock · 01-20-2004, 06:16 AM

only if you publish who bought what from your site.
Maybe the internext boys could earn a penis pump each.

Jace · 01-20-2004, 07:27 AM

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Originally posted by lock
only if you publish who bought what from your site.

yeah, cause that is ethical

mistersoft · 01-20-2004, 08:14 AM

So why don't you post what your basic affiliate conditions are? I would think they are more important than extra incentives.

Jace · 01-21-2004, 12:42 AM

Selll our products, and you get 20% of all sales...

http://www.ecstasyglass.com/affiliate_info.php

fuzebox · 01-21-2004, 12:50 AM

I never got the glass stuff... Is that safe?

Holly · 01-21-2004, 12:58 AM

Are they heavy? Cause I've got some Pyrex measuring cups and bakeware, and damn that stuff will wear your arm out. I can't imagine having sex with any of it.

fuzebox · 01-21-2004, 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
Are they heavy? Cause I've got some Pyrex measuring cups and bakeware, and damn that stuff will wear your arm out. I can't imagine having sex with any of it.

Hey baby, you free tonight?

alan-l · 01-21-2004, 01:33 AM

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Originally posted by fuzebox

Hey baby, you free tonight?

jennycards · 01-21-2004, 01:36 AM

Just received the following error message on your site (guess it happened due to GeoIP):

Warning: main(includes/languages/affiliate_german.php): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /data/home/bretgriffin/html/www.ecstasyglass.com/includes/affiliate_application_top.php on line 98

Fatal error: main(): Failed opening required 'includes/languages/affiliate_german.php' (include_path='.:/usr/local/lib/php') in /data/home/bretgriffin/html/www.ecstasyglass.com/includes/affiliate_application_top.php on line 98

Rorschach · 01-21-2004, 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by fuzebox

Hey baby, you free tonight?

That's what I immediately thought of too when I read that post.

fuzebox · 01-21-2004, 02:04 AM

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Originally posted by Rorschach

That's what I immediately thought of too when I read that post.

I couldn't resist.

Holly · 01-21-2004, 02:05 AM

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Originally posted by fuzebox

Hey baby, you free tonight?

I have one exactly like that! I'll never be able to look at my cookware the same again.

Holly · 01-21-2004, 02:11 AM

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Originally posted by fuzebox

I couldn't resist.

I do *not* have one that does that, however.

fuzebox · 01-21-2004, 02:17 AM

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Originally posted by Holly
I do *not* have one that does that, however.

It's the same one you just posted about!

Holly · 01-21-2004, 02:27 AM

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Originally posted by fuzebox

It's the same one you just posted about!

Maybe so, but it still doesn't do that.

Micah - Drizunk · 01-21-2004, 02:28 AM

1 biieellion dollars.....

Jace · 01-21-2004, 08:29 AM

ha, love the responses so far

yes, it is safe, you can read the faq on the site....

as for the error on the site, I am looking into it right now

no one has given any ideas for affiliate incentives though, i guess we will just go with what we originally had.

01-20-2004, 06:03 AM	#1
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	Pyrex Dildos - What do you want for incentive? We are going to start giving some incentives in the http://www.ecstasyglass.com affiliate program, but I want your suggestions. The plan we have now is, for every 25 sales (no matter that price) you get a $100 gift certificate to the online store of your choice. Does this sound good? I want your suggestions....but be reasonable I have permisson from the owner to make any deal that I feel is a reasonable offer....so let's go...what do ya got?

01-20-2004, 06:16 AM	#2
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01-21-2004, 01:36 AM	#10
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01-21-2004, 12:42 AM	#5
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	Selll our products, and you get 20% of all sales... http://www.ecstasyglass.com/affiliate_info.php

01-21-2004, 12:50 AM	#6
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,166	I never got the glass stuff... Is that safe?

01-21-2004, 02:28 AM	#17
Micah - Drizunk Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 759	1 biieellion dollars..... __________________ Sig was always too big...

01-21-2004, 08:29 AM	#18
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	ha, love the responses so far yes, it is safe, you can read the faq on the site.... as for the error on the site, I am looking into it right now no one has given any ideas for affiliate incentives though, i guess we will just go with what we originally had.