stupid mac questions

[SleazyDream]

for those that use macs - 2 stupid little questions.

1. how the fuck do i change my home page. I goto explorer - preferences - web browser - browser display and change the preset of msn.net to sleazydream.com and it says it is changed but whenever i hit the home page key it still goes to msn.net - uggggg - yet it says in the preferences menu it should be sleazydream


2. how the fuck do i get an apostrifie instead of this stupid character ééééééé thatès supposed to be an apostriphie. also the backslash shows as ÉÉÉÉÉ WHAT THE FUCK I canèt even get a question mark, all i get is this ÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ


help

[B Sandwich]

did they forget to add the right mouse button too

am I the only one who finds this thread fucking funny?

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by B Sandwich
did they forget to add the right mouse button too

no - i pluged in my microsoft mouse that has 2 buttons and thatès working fine

[abadfish]

What system are you using? If you are on OS X you should be using Safari instead of IE, it sucks...

http://www.apple.com/safari/

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by Equinox
am I the only one who finds this thread fucking funny?

grrrrrrrrr

[digifan]

Sleazy,

in IE set your site as a home page then check the box marked with red here, quit then restart IE.
<img src="http://www.dreamdesigns4u.com/sleazyIE.jpg">

Glad to hear your mouse is working... or you should pick your fave keyboard layout in the system.

Good luck

[NoCarrier]

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by abadfish
What system are you using? If you are on OS X you should be using Safari instead of IE, it sucks...

http://www.apple.com/safari/

so ièm not supped to be using IE


what the fuck


yes using X


what about the fucking questionmark keyÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ

[Spunky]

Originally posted by Equinox
am I the only one who finds this thread fucking funny?

Format c:\

[Digipimp]

Do yourself a favor and stop using Internet Explorer is the first thing you should do. Use Safari or Firebird. As far as the ' it works fine on mine just by typing it, so mayb what you need to do is fix your keyboard settings.

Your keyboard settings and home page settings can be adjusted in your system prefs. so go click the apple in the top left corner and scroll to system prefs then select Internet for your home page settings to fix and Keyboard & Mouse to fix your keyboard.

Originally posted by SleazyDream



so ièm not supped to be using IE


what the fuck


yes using X


what about the fucking questionmark keyÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ

Jesus fucking christ, stop it already, I am crying tears here laughing


Sorry Sleazy.

[Digipimp]

Oh yeah MacPimps.com

[SleazyDream]

quit and restart - fuck thatès stupid. but it worked. PCs donèt need to do that


now what about these fucking ééééééééééééééééééééééééés

[JohnW]

When you change the home page, and click the "ok" icon, "quit" IE. then when you open IE again, your home page should be set the one that you changed it to.

As for the wierd characters, this happened to me when I was fucking around with the "languages" and shit...i believe this is how I fixed it although it was a while ago...lol.

Go to "System Preferences", click the "international" icon (should be on the top row) and then select "input menu". From there, make sure that the icons for "character pallette" and "keyboard viewer" are checked off.
On the "menu" where it has "Language", Formats, "Input Menu" select "formats" and make sure your region code is set to "united states".

That should do it...hopefully.
=)

[abadfish]

Originally posted by SleazyDream



so ièm not supped to be using IE


what the fuck


yes using X


what about the fucking questionmark keyÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ

Well, do you think Microsoft is going to make a decent browser for macs?

Safari is great, way better then IE.

I have heard good things about other ones too... the keyboard might be set on another language or something odd, check it in the system.

System Prefs and then International and Mouse and keyboards.

[NoCarrier]

[Meta Ridley]

There are no stupid mac questions, just plenty of stupid mac users.

[SleazyDream]

holly fucking crap is this ever stupid - so when I have the keyboard set to canada I can't use ":;?/ etc. that is sooo fucking stupid.

i set it to USA and it all works fine

thanks for the help - that seemed to fix the problem

[digifan]

The quit and restart always work

Now go to the apple on the screen top left and scroll down to Control panels where you can find and set your keyboard and mouse settings.

[digifan]

Originally posted by SleazyDream
holly fucking crap is this ever stupid - so when I have the keyboard set to canada I can't use ":;?/ etc. that is sooo fucking stupid.

i set it to USA and it all works fine

thanks for the help - that seemed to fix the problem

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by NoCarrier

dude - no fuckig kidding -12 years ago I took a credit corse at university called 'computer usage' to satisfy my science credits and one of the questions on the multpile choice final exam was where is the on button.

[funkmaster]

... hèlp mè plèasè ... I got a nèw mac too.

[digifan]

Originally posted by Meta Ridley
There are no stupid mac questions, just plenty of stupid mac users.

Except those who are new to it.. but they will learn that much faster being so user friendly and bye-bye viruses, spyware and all that jazz.

[digifan]

Originally posted by funkmaster
... hèlp mè plèasè ... I got a nèw mac too.

Oh no babe.. when you were trying that frameless popup code so hard, I looked it up for you and posted it for you but it went unanswered. Now I have better things to do in my web time, you hear?

[Krome]

Check this thread when he buys the mac:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=222402

Originally posted by Digipimp


You know where to go if you've got some questions now that you're part of the team.

to which Sleazy replies....

Originally posted by SleazyDream


team?


it's just a fucking computer, i have 7 of them. no different than any other tin box with wires in it cept maybe it won't get as many viruses.

Hey Sleazy it is just a tin box with wires.....bash it with a hammer a few times that should work!!!

[Hooper]

you'll get used to it.

welcome to the fold sleazy, mac's rock!

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by Krome
Check this thread when he buys the mac:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=222402







Hey Sleazy it is just a tin box with wires.....bash it with a hammer a few times that should work!!!

tried that once with a PC laptop - it didn't work too well

[Digipimp]

the end is coming, welcome to the illuminati

[digifan]

Originally posted by SleazyDream



so ièm not supped to be using IE

And you can use IE of course... but any Mozilla versions or Safari are much better.

[mrthumbs]

this thread perfectly illustrates why someone USED to windows
should never switch to Mac..

Mac's are for Music, Movies and Bitches.

[Jay_StandAhead]

Originally posted by SleazyDream
holly fucking crap is this ever stupid - so when I have the keyboard set to canada I can't use ":;?/ etc. that is sooo fucking stupid.

i set it to USA and it all works fine

thanks for the help - that seemed to fix the problem

You were probably using Canada - Multilingual, you need to use the USA layout to loose the accents

[foolio]

Originally posted by digifan
Sleazy,

in IE set your site as a home page then check the box marked with red here, quit then restart IE.
<img src="http://www.dreamdesigns4u.com/sleazyIE.jpg">

So you set your homepage but do not want it to go there? Why would you have to check a box to tell it to go there? Durrrrrrrr

[quiet]

Originally posted by foolio




So you set your homepage but do not want it to go there? Why would you have to check a box to tell it to go there? Durrrrrrrr

because without the check, your homepage only loads up on launch, not each time you open a new window. if you want the homepage to load each time you open a new window, you check the box. Durrrrrr.

[digifan]

Quiet,

thanks for helping me out

[foolio]

Originally posted by quiet


because without the check, your homepage only loads up on launch, not each time you open a new window. if you want the homepage to load each time you open a new window, you check the box. Durrrrrr.

I think you missed the point of a homepage there buddy-boy.

[Rich]

What kind of system did you get Sleazy, G5? BTW these guys are right about Safari, it's way better than IE.

[GSpotShawn]

Originally posted by Equinox
am I the only one who finds this thread fucking funny?

you're not alone

[funkmaster]

Originally posted by digifan


Oh no babe.. when you were trying that frameless popup code so hard, I looked it up for you and posted it for you but it went unanswered. Now I have better things to do in my web time, you hear?

WTF ... I din't thank you ... please accept my appologies, I missed that one.

thanks for helping me there, my girlfriend was very impressed !!

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by Rich
What kind of system did you get Sleazy, G5? BTW these guys are right about Safari, it's way better than IE.

g4

<img src=http://www.hjorleifson.com/apple/06.jpg>

[digifan]

Originally posted by foolio
I think you missed the point of a homepage there buddy-boy.

No he didn't.. with these settings on you start with a blank page. if you hit the Home button you get the page you specified.

[digifan]

Originally posted by funkmaster


WTF ... I din't thank you ... please accept my appologies, I missed that one.

thanks for helping me there, my girlfriend was very impressed !!

[SleazyDream]

Originally posted by quiet


because without the check, your homepage only loads up on launch, not each time you open a new window. if you want the homepage to load each time you open a new window, you check the box. Durrrrrr.

it still only takes effect once you end the program and restart it though

[digifan]

Originally posted by SleazyDream


it still only takes effect once you end the program and restart it though

Every time to change your preferences, you have to quit and restart programs once so they take effect, be it IE or Photoshop.

[bhutocracy]

Originally posted by foolio
I think you missed the point of a homepage there buddy-boy.

um.. no you have.. you should only go to the home page when you first launch IE when you start work or when you press the "home" button.. not every time you open a bloody new window. I sometimes have 18 windows open at a time during normal work/surfing it would get annoying to load up the home page each time (and as my homepage is gfy i'd never get anything done.)

[chowda]

BILL GATES WHAT HAVE U DONE TO US!?!!??!

[quiet]

Originally posted by bhutocracy


um.. no you have.. you should only go to the home page when you first launch IE when you start work or when you press the "home" button.. not every time you open a bloody new window. I sometimes have 18 windows open at a time during normal work/surfing it would get annoying to load up the home page each time (and as my homepage is gfy i'd never get anything done.)

brutally obvious to most