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BIG Movie List · 01-19-2004, 07:08 AM

when i wake up, i go straight to my pc and check my mail.
is that pathetic?

dantheman · 01-19-2004, 07:09 AM

I normally scatch, piss and shower then check stats and email

JamesK · 01-19-2004, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG Movie List

is that pathetic?

No, we're webmasters, it's our fucking job.

01-19-2004, 07:12 AM

Generally I jerk off. It allows me to think with a clear head the rest of the day.

BIG Movie List · 01-19-2004, 07:13 AM

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Originally posted by Wildcard

No, we're webmasters, it's our fucking job.

well, just our job. not our life.. right?

dennisthemenace · 01-19-2004, 07:14 AM

Coffee
Stats and mail
Poop

icu33774 · 01-19-2004, 07:14 AM

afilliate stas first thing and last thing before bed.

Roald · 01-19-2004, 07:15 AM

Put on the pc and make some coffee while starting up

JamesK · 01-19-2004, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG Movie List

well, just our job. not our life.. right?

Well, stats = money. It's not wrong to think about money all day. Watching your stats all day long is normal too, for webmasters.

And don't forget we're not only webmasters, but also computer addicts

pink_in_the_middle · 01-19-2004, 07:16 AM

Wake up
turn the alarm off
turn all the lights lol *have to or I won't stay up* open the blinds
get my son out of bed
make coffee for hubby when he wakes
feed my son
take a shower
then turn my pc on but I can't sit down just yet lol
feed and get the two other kids dressed
wake hubby up so he can take our eldest child to the bus stop
tidy up a bit
now i can finally sit down and enjoy some nice oj

Scott McD · 01-19-2004, 07:17 AM

Peel my eyes open,
piss,
tea & cereal,
piss & or shit,
then comp for hours...

Mike-BP · 01-19-2004, 07:20 AM

Check email

Head · 01-19-2004, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG Movie List
when i wake up, i go straight to my pc and check my mail.
is that pathetic?

I roll out on to a chair and fire up my pc. I check my icq, email and i put up some posts; like this one. Sometimes i have a wank (it wakes me up!)

BIG Movie List · 01-19-2004, 07:22 AM

did anyone even notice my typo error on this thread's subject line?

adamneve · 01-19-2004, 07:25 AM

Refresh

michel · 01-19-2004, 07:26 AM

Brush my teeth

Head · 01-19-2004, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG Movie List
did anyone even notice my typo error on this thread's subject line?

No but since you mentioned it; moring was the incorrect word.

Scott McD · 01-19-2004, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG Movie List
did anyone even notice my typo error on this thread's subject line?

Yes.

Well no really...

Death From Above · 01-19-2004, 07:27 AM

Turn on the stereo...

johnbosh · 01-19-2004, 07:29 AM

take a pee

bopha · 01-19-2004, 07:29 AM

Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour.
I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

BIG Movie List · 01-19-2004, 07:32 AM

so is it safe to say, that most webmasters like to pee?

CDSmith · 01-19-2004, 07:32 AM

This topic has been posted about 10 times since the board started. My answer is the same in all of them....

wank
piss
put coffee on
email
stats
drink coffee
work
gfy

BIG Movie List · 01-19-2004, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
This topic has been posted about 10 times since the board started.

only 10? i was hoping i'd be at least the 50th.

Spunky · 01-19-2004, 07:40 AM

Stats,Email,breakfast

CDSmith · 01-19-2004, 07:41 AM

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Originally posted by BIG Movie List
only 10? i was hoping i'd be at least the 50th.

When I say "about 10", that means there is a +/- variance of about 50 :D

Bex · 01-19-2004, 07:42 AM

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Originally posted by bopha
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour.
I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

Classic!

BIG Movie List · 01-19-2004, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
When I say "about 10", that means there is a +/- variance of about 50 :D

well thanks for the info.
at least i know i'm somewhere close.

Lykos · 01-19-2004, 09:49 AM

Have a coffee and Cig

Krille · 01-19-2004, 09:51 AM

take a leak

Sosa · 01-19-2004, 09:52 AM

Turn off my alarm clock

myjah · 01-19-2004, 09:52 AM

straight to the comps for me. gotta check those stats and get everything ready for a new day

Shok · 01-19-2004, 09:56 AM

Mr. Belvadere tickles me awake with a feather and serves me my breakfast in bed while I scan all 52 plasma screens across my gold plated wall to get up to the minute news on how much dolphin is trading for in Osaka.

Then Mr. Belvadere puts me in my elevator and takes me to my work compound contructed under my estate. He carries me because I pay him to do it, plus he likes it.

Gunni · 01-19-2004, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG Movie List
did anyone even notice my typo error on this thread's subject line?

No, resarech sohw taht if the frist and lsat letter in a wrod are in the rihgt palce msot poelpe can raed it

And to answer your question, fire up the PC, piss, make coffee, eat, shower, check stats and email

Peaches · 01-19-2004, 10:02 AM

Tinkle
Feed the dogs
Take the dogs out
Either eat breakfast or start breakfast
Check email and while it's downloading, check stats and then the boards.

Chris E · 01-19-2004, 10:03 AM

Tease one out.

mpulse · 01-19-2004, 03:55 PM

piss it, pull it, park it at the pc...

skrog · 01-19-2004, 03:58 PM

take a piss...

check my eMail and icq messages...

eat...

shower...

then post on GFY...

work....

post some more on GFY...

work some more...

then go to sleep...

oh yeah! maybe go out a bit between those..

frank7799 · 01-19-2004, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG Movie List
when i wake up, i go straight to my pc and check my mail.
is that pathetic?

First of all having a blowjob, than coffee and at last the statistics

kmanrox · 01-19-2004, 04:05 PM

i turn on the computers, let them boot up while i eat my french toast the maid has waiting for my 5pm wakeup time.... then i get to work...

axelcat · 01-19-2004, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BIG Movie List
when i wake up, i go straight to my pc and check my mail.
is that pathetic?

I do the same thing

rip raster · 01-19-2004, 04:08 PM

I usually don't get to sleep until morning

Rip

JDog · 01-19-2004, 04:09 PM

Check stats & email!

jDoG

Steve · 01-19-2004, 04:11 PM

curse at my cat

get out of bed

let my annoying cat out

get back in bed (it's between 4-5 A.M.)

wake up at 6 A.M.

aaron · 01-19-2004, 04:12 PM

yeah i usually at least turn on my monitor and do a little something on the computer before even pissing or anything

BobChezule · 01-19-2004, 04:12 PM

Strangely, I don't think anyone mentioned eating breakfast. The first thing I do in the morning is pour myself a bowl of Cheerios (of the Honey Nut persuasion).

LadyMischief · 01-19-2004, 04:16 PM

Get kids dressed, feed kids, make kids amused so I can eat, wash dishes, do some chores, turn on the computer let it boot up while I do more chores, put away any laundry (I do a little every day so I don't get overwhelmed)... all that before 7am

aaron · 01-19-2004, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
Get kids dressed, feed kids, make kids amused so I can eat, wash dishes, do some chores, turn on the computer let it boot up while I do more chores, put away any laundry (I do a little every day so I don't get overwhelmed)... all that before 7am

damn!

Ic3m4nZ · 01-19-2004, 04:24 PM

Breakfast first and I hit the gym after.

Fu-Q · 01-19-2004, 04:26 PM

take a nice long piss, a bonghit, then hop in the shower

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