what's the first thing you do in the moring?
 

when i wake up, i go straight to my pc and check my mail.
is that pathetic?

I normally scatch, piss and shower then check stats and email :)

No, we're webmasters, it's our fucking job.

Generally I jerk off. It allows me to think with a clear head the rest of the day.

well, just our job. not our life.. right?

Coffee
Stats and mail
Poop

afilliate stas first thing and last thing before bed.

Put on the pc and make some coffee while starting up :thumbsup

Well, stats = money. It's not wrong to think about money all day. Watching your stats all day long is normal too, for webmasters.

And don't forget we're not only webmasters, but also computer addicts :Graucho

Wake up
turn the alarm off
turn all the lights lol *have to or I won't stay up* open the blinds
get my son out of bed
make coffee for hubby when he wakes
feed my son
take a shower
then turn my pc on but I can't sit down just yet lol
feed and get the two other kids dressed
wake hubby up so he can take our eldest child to the bus stop
tidy up a bit
now i can finally sit down and enjoy some nice oj :thumbsup

Peel my eyes open,
piss,
tea & cereal,
piss & or shit,
then comp for hours...

Check email

I roll out on to a chair and fire up my pc. I check my icq, email and i put up some posts; like this one. Sometimes i have a wank (it wakes me up!)

did anyone even notice my typo error on this thread's subject line?

Refresh

Brush my teeth

No but since you mentioned it; moring was the incorrect word.

Yes.




















Well no really...

Turn on the stereo...

take a pee

Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour.
I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

so is it safe to say, that most webmasters like to pee?

This topic has been posted about 10 times since the board started. My answer is the same in all of them....

wank
piss
put coffee on
email
stats
drink coffee
work
gfy

only 10? i was hoping i'd be at least the 50th.

Stats,Email,breakfast

When I say "about 10", that means there is a +/- variance of about 50 :D

:1orglaugh Classic!

well thanks for the info.
at least i know i'm somewhere close. :thumbsup

Have a coffee and Cig:thumbsup

take a leak

Turn off my alarm clock

straight to the comps for me. gotta check those stats and get everything ready for a new day

Mr. Belvadere tickles me awake with a feather and serves me my breakfast in bed while I scan all 52 plasma screens across my gold plated wall to get up to the minute news on how much dolphin is trading for in Osaka.

Then Mr. Belvadere puts me in my elevator and takes me to my work compound contructed under my estate. He carries me because I pay him to do it, plus he likes it.

No, resarech sohw taht if the frist and lsat letter in a wrod are in the rihgt palce msot poelpe can raed it

And to answer your question, fire up the PC, piss, make coffee, eat, shower, check stats and email

Tinkle
Feed the dogs
Take the dogs out
Either eat breakfast or start breakfast
Check email and while it's downloading, check stats and then the boards. :)

Tease one out.

piss it, pull it, park it at the pc...

take a piss...

check my eMail and icq messages...

eat...

shower...

then post on GFY...

work....

post some more on GFY...

work some more...

then go to sleep...

oh yeah! maybe go out a bit between those..

First of all having a blowjob, than coffee and at last the statistics:helpme

i turn on the computers, let them boot up while i eat my french toast the maid has waiting for my 5pm wakeup time.... then i get to work...

I do the same thing

I usually don't get to sleep until morning



Rip

Check stats & email!

jDoG

curse at my cat

get out of bed

let my annoying cat out

get back in bed (it's between 4-5 A.M.)

wake up at 6 A.M.

yeah i usually at least turn on my monitor and do a little something on the computer before even pissing or anything

Strangely, I don't think anyone mentioned eating breakfast. The first thing I do in the morning is pour myself a bowl of Cheerios (of the Honey Nut persuasion).

Get kids dressed, feed kids, make kids amused so I can eat, wash dishes, do some chores, turn on the computer let it boot up while I do more chores, put away any laundry (I do a little every day so I don't get overwhelmed)... all that before 7am

damn!

Breakfast first and I hit the gym after.

take a nice long piss, a bonghit, then hop in the shower