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01-18-2004, 09:37 PM
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What could a SMOKING hot women do to TURN you OFF?
ok, reverse of what turns you on here.
Hot babe - (or guy) - you're drolling over them. You know you're going to get laid - 100% guarenteed. now what can they do that will turn you OFF and suddenly make you totally uninterested in them sexually.
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01-18-2004, 09:37 PM
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stop smoking if thats your thang?
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01-18-2004, 09:38 PM
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Live Hard - Die Hard
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Talk?
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01-18-2004, 09:38 PM
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FART!
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01-18-2004, 09:38 PM
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mmmm TURNOFF!!
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01-18-2004, 09:39 PM
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Fart.
Say something that I have a strong opinion on and she doesn't agree with it. Have hair on her legs.
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01-18-2004, 09:39 PM
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She could end up having a cock...that would definitely turn me off.
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01-18-2004, 09:40 PM
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01-18-2004, 09:41 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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nothing!
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01-18-2004, 09:42 PM
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Fucked if I know
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Be so ful of herself that nothing (and no one) else matters.
Fuck that.
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01-18-2004, 09:43 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Having nothing between her ears.If she is always talking about herself totally is a turn off..But if the sex is great you just put up with it .
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01-18-2004, 09:43 PM
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My uncle Tony works for British American Tobacco, dude smokes like 80 a day, about 2 months ago he was flying out after seeing the Rugby World Cup Final when he fell ill, had like pains in his chest.
anyway turned out his arteries were clogged up, to much smoking/drinking and being a lazy bastard for the last 6 years. All the family went to see him at Xmas, I go there when I can cause he gives out money (bastard never gives me money I have to win it)
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01-18-2004, 09:44 PM
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She says, "I want to have a 3some w/ you and my boyfriend."
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01-18-2004, 09:44 PM
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Untuck the snake.
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01-18-2004, 09:45 PM
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01-18-2004, 09:46 PM
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01-18-2004, 09:46 PM
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Let's do some business.
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01-18-2004, 09:46 PM
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when you can smell her rotting pussy before she even opens her pants
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01-18-2004, 09:47 PM
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I'd probally do it now, she was HOT
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01-18-2004, 09:49 PM
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Im talking about an ASS fart... Quote:
As you mentioned above this is PRE-SEX not durring! |
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01-18-2004, 09:49 PM
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You know, I try not to think of it as a fart so I can continue on with whatever we were doing and not loose whatever was going. However, now it's stuck in my head for sure. Common, let's come up with a new word (that's better) Help! |
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01-18-2004, 09:51 PM
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Sleazy, if I told you then you would know why the two of us never hooked up.
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01-18-2004, 09:51 PM
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that episode of seinfeld... how that girl got some std from riding a tractor. hehehe
that would be a turn off.
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01-18-2004, 09:52 PM
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01-18-2004, 09:55 PM
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01-18-2004, 09:56 PM
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well it might be sloppy seconds for her.................
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01-18-2004, 09:57 PM
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sleep with your roommate first?
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01-18-2004, 09:59 PM
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01-18-2004, 09:59 PM
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be a tranny
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01-18-2004, 10:01 PM
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Explain to me in details of her seedy night before with Sleazy dream.
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01-18-2004, 10:04 PM
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01-18-2004, 10:05 PM
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01-18-2004, 10:06 PM
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I'd have to go with her having a cock.
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01-18-2004, 10:09 PM
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Eeewwwwww...!!! |
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01-18-2004, 10:10 PM
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01-18-2004, 10:35 PM
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01-18-2004, 10:39 PM
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As you wish...
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I hate it when a hot girl talks about how HOT she is. It turns me off every time.
A hot girl needs to at least ACT like she DOESN'T know she's hot. |
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I need a beer
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you really hate me... good thing I don't have a fucking clue who the fuck you are.
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Start smoking a cig and catch my dick with the amber of the cig & i would be turned off.
I'm sure my beast would not levitate after that.
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