What could a SMOKING hot women do to TURN you OFF?
 

ok, reverse of what turns you on here.


Hot babe - (or guy) - you're drolling over them. You know you're going to get laid - 100% guarenteed.


now what can they do that will turn you OFF and suddenly make you totally uninterested in them sexually.

stop smoking if thats your thang?

Talk?

FART!

She spreads her ass for you to reveal a big hemoroid..

mmmm TURNOFF!!

Fart.
Say something that I have a strong opinion on and she doesn't agree with it.
Have hair on her legs.

pussy farts happen all the time during sex......maybe you should fuck more.

She could end up having a cock...that would definitely turn me off.

what about ass farts?

nothing!

Be so ful of herself that nothing (and no one) else matters.

Fuck that.

didn't know you swung that way

Having nothing between her ears.If she is always talking about herself totally is a turn off..But if the sex is great you just put up with it .

warning - minors arn't alowed to post to GFY - please go back to bed - it's past your bedtime

My uncle Tony works for British American Tobacco, dude smokes like 80 a day, about 2 months ago he was flying out after seeing the Rugby World Cup Final when he fell ill, had like pains in his chest.


anyway turned out his arteries were clogged up, to much smoking/drinking and being a lazy bastard for the last 6 years.


All the family went to see him at Xmas, I go there when I can cause he gives out money (bastard never gives me money I have to win it)

She says, "I want to have a 3some w/ you and my boyfriend."

Untuck the snake.

O man it must be the first time I totaly agree with you! :thumbsup

drugs are bad mkay

That's just something pussy farters say. :1orglaugh

when you can smell her rotting pussy before she even opens her pants

that happened to me with a girl when I was 18 - turned me off then.

I'd probally do it now, she was HOT

Im talking about an ASS fart...


As you mentioned above this is PRE-SEX not durring!

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh


You know, I try not to think of it as a fart so I can continue on with whatever we were doing and not loose whatever was going.

However, now it's stuck in my head for sure.

Common, let's come up with a new word (that's better)

Help!

Sleazy, if I told you then you would know why the two of us never hooked up.

that episode of seinfeld... how that girl got some std from riding a tractor. hehehe

that would be a turn off.

Stick a finger in my butt while blowing me.

outch

Say any of the following:[list=a][*]I'm only 17[*]I'd really like to wear a strapon and fuck you[*]That's just a rash, nothing serious I swear[*]Didn't we meet before at the STD clinic?[*]You're almost as hot as your dad[*]Size doesn't matter, no really it's fine[/list=a]

well it might be sloppy seconds for her.................

sleep with your roommate first? :glugglug

I forgive you for it, but it seems Rictor's still bitter.

be a tranny

Explain to me in details of her seedy night before with Sleazy dream.

How about vaginal reduction of air pocket

The words:

"I'm on"

coming from her :(

I'd have to go with her having a cock.

Eeewwwwww...!!!

I have heard them make a comment like "I have some air" before so I guess that's not a bad.

better?

I hate it when a hot girl talks about how HOT she is. It turns me off every time.

A hot girl needs to at least ACT like she DOESN'T know she's hot.

That too

Trannies need love too



Rip

i had that happen once with one of the hottest females i have ever been with with, it was a total bummer. she looked like exactly like the girl Kristin Kreuk from smallville...even hotter.

i was sitting up on the bed while she was standing in front of me with her pussy at my face. shit smelled like bacon bits, and my hard on was dead as shit.

Just the other day I was trying on a new party dress, oh my God I looked so hot! It made my nice round boobs perk up nicely and my legs went on forever!

:throwup


Rip

I'm hungry and aroused :glugglug

you really hate me... :(


good thing I don't have a fucking clue who the fuck you are.

Leave me out of your fantasies, please.

Start smoking a cig and catch my dick with the amber of the cig & i would be turned off.
I'm sure my beast would not levitate after that.