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Rinaldo · 01-19-2004, 09:50 AM

ANything with violence... notice Hiroshima ... that was violent and seems every movie has a reference to it or a clip from the explosion.

Scott McD · 01-19-2004, 09:57 AM

MadCap · 01-19-2004, 09:57 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy

you call your pansy football with helmets and girly pads real football? puh-lease... real men play rugby.

Rugby dosent move at any where near the speed of footbal a bunch of beer guzzuling dickheads pushing against ech other and when someone gets close. They get rid of the fuckin ball i dare the to pull a duce mcallister put your head down and speed up. Fuckin pansies."oh shit here he come I've got to get rid of the ball". Watch a wide reciever go over the middle once blind looking back at the qb and you see a real man.

But I have to say Hocke is the REAL TOUGHMAN sport 80 fuckin games a year hitting harder than fooball cause the are moving faster and there are boards. And it is only team sport in the world where fighting is acceptable and a normal part of the game.

Scott McD · 01-19-2004, 09:59 AM

God himself

Paul -C- · 01-19-2004, 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by Scott McD
God himself

One of the best players ever

Gunni · 01-19-2004, 10:02 AM

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Originally posted by Scott McD
God himself

I second that!

Scott McD · 01-19-2004, 10:04 AM

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Originally posted by Gunni

I second that!

Doesn't even come close...

Scott McD · 01-19-2004, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by Evil1
watch soccer and you'll understand, 4 hours of kicking a fucking ball back and fourth to end in a 1-0 score, about as exciting as lung cancer

Since when did 90 mins become 4 hours ??

Gunni · 01-19-2004, 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by Scott McD

Doesn't even come close...

There is only one god, and Zola is his name

But I have to admit that I wouldn't mind if Roman bought your boy

Lane · 01-19-2004, 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by Evil1
watch soccer and you'll understand, 4 hours of kicking a fucking ball back and fourth to end in a 1-0 score, about as exciting as lung cancer

glad you brought it up

in average, there is more goals per hour in soccer than there is in football

Scott McD · 01-19-2004, 10:12 AM

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Originally posted by Gunni
But I have to admit that I wouldn't mind if Roman bought your boy

I honestly think Larsson would do amazing in England. I'd prefer him to go to Barca, but the Premiership is looking more & more likely...

rjstar · 01-19-2004, 10:13 AM

Ah good to see the 'soccer' guys taking over the thread football aka soccer is the best sport. Oh and Ruud is God :D

Rinaldo · 01-19-2004, 10:14 AM

Renaldo is pretty great... what about pele himself:?

Gunni · 01-19-2004, 10:15 AM

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Originally posted by Scott McD

I honestly think Larsson would do amazing in England. I'd prefer him to go to Barca, but the Premiership is looking more & more likely...

Yeah, he's got some serious talent, and if he doesn't go to Chelsea, then I'd deffinately be happy if he came here to Barça, they also probably need him more than Chelsea

Scott McD · 01-19-2004, 10:18 AM

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Originally posted by rjstar
Ah good to see the 'soccer' guys taking over the thread football aka soccer is the best sport. Oh and Ruud is God :D

American football is played where ? America.

Real football has fanatical fans everywhere and is played all over the world.

You do the math...

Murderous · 01-19-2004, 10:18 AM

I am an American, and I don't really give two fucks about football...

Gunni · 01-19-2004, 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by rjstar
Ah good to see the 'soccer' guys taking over the thread football aka soccer is the best sport. Oh and Ruud is God :D

I'm going to asume you mean Gullit...

Gunni · 01-19-2004, 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by Slick Rinaldo
Renaldo is pretty great... what about pele himself:?

Yeah, Pele was of course great, as well as Maradona, both almost as good as Zola

Ash@phpFX · 01-19-2004, 10:31 AM

im australia we dont get any american football, except sometimes the finals series, i dont mond it, but i think it would get boring after watching too much. i like australian rules football where the guys arent covered in piles of protective shit, and rugby too of course

johnuk · 01-19-2004, 10:32 AM

I love these monthly football is great/soccer is gay threads. Just to say try painting your face and having one of those foam hands on the terraces of West Ham, see who looks gay then

Gunni · 01-19-2004, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by johnuk
I love these monthly football is great/soccer is gay threads. Just to say try painting your face and having one of those foam hands on the terraces of West Ham, see who looks gay then

Hahahaha, yeah, and if you ever do that, try to catch West Ham vs. Millwall

Ben-MensNiche · 01-19-2004, 10:44 AM

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Originally posted by Gunni
I'm going to asume you mean Gullit...

There's any other Ruud? Gullit is da man! I mean there's plenty of other guys at a world level that have the skill, but few have the sheer presence of Gullit. I think the list would be short -

Pele
Gullit
Maradona (much as it pains me to say it)
Shearer
Beckham
Cantona (shame he quit playing - he had real flair)

AWW - Kevin · 01-19-2004, 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche

Shearer
Beckham

a little biased there ?

anyway Beckenbauer and Zidane are missing on that list!

Gunni · 01-19-2004, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche

There's any other Ruud? Gullit is da man! I mean there's plenty of other guys at a world level that have the skill, but few have the sheer presence of Gullit. I think the list would be short -

Pele
Gullit
Maradona (much as it pains me to say it)
Shearer
Beckham
Cantona (shame he quit playing - he had real flair)

Well, there is this Ruud that plays for Man. Ure.

But I deffinately wouldn't put Posh boy on that list, Cantona or Shearer is debatable. And Zola was better than Gullit!

GonePhishing · 01-19-2004, 11:23 AM

Football is the greatest sport ever. I love football so much that thinking about football brings a tear to my eye.

Evil1 · 01-19-2004, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by Gunni
Maybe even throw in 3 hours of advertising, and take a brake every five seconds and completely ruin the flow of the game, constantly change the players on the field, add about 500 rules etc. Then first soccer would be a real sport, right?

I agree, anything to get the focus off men kicking a ball back and fourth at each other for hours.

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