What's this fascination with Krispy Kremes? - GoFuckYourself.com

Rictor · 01-18-2004, 01:02 PM

They are probably the worst chain to get a hot fresh donut at. If I HAD to go to a chain...I'd pick Dunkin Donuts.

http://www.dunkindonuts.com/

But the best donuts I have ever had are from local dives. There's a place in my hometown called Dan's Donuts that puts out their first batch every day around 2 am. We used to head over there late at night and grab a dozen or two when I was in high school/college. The place was affectionately called Dirty Dan's because it was a hole but the donuts were top notch. It's the only place the cops will go, so you know it's good.

Digipimp · 01-18-2004, 01:03 PM

I ate Krispy Kreme this morning, holy shit I ate a whole fucking dozen of them! I usually am not a big donut fan and only eat one or two. I knew i shouldn't have put that box on my desk.

AdultNex · 01-18-2004, 01:03 PM

I agree, they're really not that great.

I'd pick Dunkin' Donuts over KK.

eroswebmaster · 01-18-2004, 01:04 PM

Yep local guys are the best...always so much fresher.

Get there as they come out and they are still warm...that shit will melt in your mouth like "buttuh."

nathan_f · 01-18-2004, 01:04 PM

Tim Hortons fan here.

AdultNex · 01-18-2004, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
I ate Krispy Kreme this morning, holy shit I ate a whole fucking dozen of them! I usually am not a big donut fan and only eat one or two. I knew i shouldn't have put that box on my desk.

The donuts are the size of a dime. They're small.

doober · 01-18-2004, 01:05 PM

dunkin donuts sucks, theres a few reasons why krispy kreme is so BIG.
Only problem is they are fucking heavy in my stomach when i eat em....and its hard to eat just one when they are warm and melt in your mouth so easily

TonyL · 01-18-2004, 01:06 PM

I agree. I have never liked krispy kreme.

Digipimp · 01-18-2004, 01:07 PM

I think the problem is that most of you have never been to a Krispy Kreme store so you don't know what you're talking about. All these little signs and shit in grocery stores and conveinience stores saying Krispy Kreme are not the same thing, yeah it's the same company. But go to an actual Krispy Kreme store and you'll hooked.

jact · 01-18-2004, 01:08 PM

I've never had a Krispy Kreme in my life, I really need to work on that so I can know what the hype's about.

Vitasoy · 01-18-2004, 01:08 PM

Over hyped donuts. The tim horton's donuts are just as good

eroswebmaster · 01-18-2004, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
I think the problem is that most of you have never been to a Krispy Kreme store so you don't know what you're talking about. All these little signs and shit in grocery stores and conveinience stores saying Krispy Kreme are not the same thing, yeah it's the same company. But go to an actual Krispy Kreme store and you'll hooked.

I have been, and I guarantee you they don't have shit on most mom and pop shops.

MadCap · 01-18-2004, 01:11 PM

reppin krispy kreme

fuck dunkin

aaron · 01-18-2004, 01:12 PM

the plain glazed krispy kreme donuts arent very good in my opinion but damn the others are some of the best donuts ive ever had

SleazyDream · 01-18-2004, 01:12 PM

idiot

Rictor · 01-18-2004, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
I ate Krispy Kreme this morning, holy shit I ate a whole fucking dozen of them! I usually am not a big donut fan and only eat one or two. I knew i shouldn't have put that box on my desk.

A dozen donuts!? I get sick as a dog if I eat more than 3, a little sick if I eat 2 or 3, and I'm usually okay if I just have one. They're just too greasy for me but I love em.

Doctor Dre · 01-18-2004, 01:13 PM

Never ate any Krispy Cream . Buy one of my friend own a Tim hortons and we go there make our own hot donuts and all the food we want . Very fucking cool . I can get them hot and put as much shit on them as I want so who cares

Phoenix · 01-18-2004, 01:15 PM

have you microwaved a krispey kreme glazed donut for about 5 seconds?

try it, and you will be back for mroe.

Rictor · 01-18-2004, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
I think the problem is that most of you have never been to a Krispy Kreme store so you don't know what you're talking about. All these little signs and shit in grocery stores and conveinience stores saying Krispy Kreme are not the same thing, yeah it's the same company. But go to an actual Krispy Kreme store and you'll hooked.

When I lived on the west side of Indy, there was one about a mile from my house. Went there occasionaly when a donut craving hit since they were the only option.

Rictor · 01-18-2004, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Never ate any Krispy Cream . Buy one of my friend own a Tim hortons and we go there make our own hot donuts and all the food we want . Very fucking cool . I can get them hot and put as much shit on them as I want so who cares

I need a friend like that.

StuartD · 01-18-2004, 01:17 PM

Krispy Kreme makes an awesome glazed donut.... melts in yer mouth. But they can't make any other donut or even coffee worth a damn.

For variety, I'll never go there.... but for those glazed donuts, it's all about the Kreme.

I think the Shemp group would agree with me....

sweet7 · 01-18-2004, 01:19 PM

I'm a fan of Dunkin' Donuts myself, I like Krispy for their plain donuts and their jelly filled ones but that's about it. But I can eat more Dunkin' Donuts donuts and the variety is better I think. Oh man I'm hungry now.

NoCarrier · 01-18-2004, 01:19 PM

SleazyDream · 01-18-2004, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier

i'd even eat those honnies if krispy kreme galzed their pussies!

4Pics · 01-18-2004, 01:25 PM

Krispy Kreme

Jay3 · 01-18-2004, 01:26 PM

I just wish I had thought of their idea....lets make these cheap assed donuts and just serve them hot!

Rictor · 01-18-2004, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by jact
I've never had a Krispy Kreme in my life, I really need to work on that so I can know what the hype's about.

If you go to Vegas again, they are all over the place.

KRL · 01-18-2004, 01:34 PM

Men like creme. That's a no brainer.

Rictor · 01-18-2004, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

i'd even eat those honnies if krispy kreme galzed their pussies!

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to addiction recovery.

SleazyDream · 01-18-2004, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to addiction recovery.

who the fuck said I want to recover?

Vitasoy · 01-18-2004, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor

If you go to Vegas again, they are all over the place.

Toronto has a few locations too ;)

Rictor · 01-18-2004, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

who the fuck said I want to recover?

Time for an intervention.

Sly_RJ · 01-18-2004, 02:21 PM

I've still never had one. Not much of a doughnut fan to begin with, but every now and then I do enjoy glazed or an apple fritter. Eat those things and you can just feel the fat clogging up an artery.

Peaches · 01-18-2004, 02:23 PM

Buying Krispy Kremes when the "Hot Doughnuts Now" light is on and eating them warm with a big glass of ice cold milk is one of the greatest of life's simple pleasures. I've been eating them since I was a kid (and I'm almost as old as Shemp now

) and I never get tired of them.

Peaches · 01-18-2004, 02:25 PM

BTW, Sly - have you gotten my emails re: WTS? If not, please LMK

Sly_RJ · 01-18-2004, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches
BTW, Sly - have you gotten my emails re: WTS? If not, please LMK

Yes I have, thank you very much. The originals must have gotten lost somewhere. I'll make sure our information gets faxed in by the end of the week.

It's on my "to do" list, I assure you.

Peaches · 01-18-2004, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Yes I have, thank you very much. The originals must have gotten lost somewhere. I'll make sure our information gets faxed in by the end of the week.

It's on my "to do" list, I assure you.

Good deal

You've got my email addy if you need me!!

fris · 01-18-2004, 02:29 PM

I do not believe
That I have ever seen
A donut as beautiful
And delicious as a Krispy Kreme
I remember the first time
I bit into the original glazed
It was so pleasing to my palate
For once I was truly amazed
I had to have another one
They were too impossible to resist
I tried the glazed cinnamon,
A sugar coated and a cinnamon twist
I love the ones with sprinkles
The powdered blueberry are a dream
And the chocolate-iced creme filled
Oh how I love all my Krispy Kremes
I can't wait until I swallow another one
Just thinking about them, my appetite gets whetter
Krispy Kremes are better than sex
Cause they're less messy and taste a whole lot better

myjah · 01-18-2004, 02:38 PM

i can't explain it...there's just something about seeing the "HOT" sign on in the Krispy Kreme window that makes me have to stop.

AdultNex · 01-18-2004, 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
idiot

Is that the 51st time today?

myjah · 01-18-2004, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by myjah
i can't explain it...there's just something about seeing the "HOT" sign on in the Krispy Kreme window that makes me have to stop.

and maybe 'cause it's where my parents always took me for doughnuts

Pornwolf · 01-18-2004, 04:09 PM

Oh yeah, I'm logging off and hitting the local KK for some tastebud sex.

01-18-2004, 04:17 PM

Why do I have a feeling this thread will go on for quite a few pages? Webmasters love their donuts!

Back to the topic.. KK is great and always has been. If you are lucky enough to be awake at 5am inside of a KK, you'll know why people love them so much. They just melt in your mouth. The only Dunkin Donuts I've ever had have been stale, heavy in my stomach and the glaze tasted like shit.

It is no secret however, that hole in the walls always have the best donuts. They skip cleaning their place, and focus on the real stuff: donut making! Fuck the health district...they don't have the time to clean!

SmutGiant · 01-18-2004, 04:17 PM

I've heard on the radio that a Krispy Kreme donut has as much calories as a Big Mac! Nonetheless, doesn't stop me, lol.

Pornwolf · 01-18-2004, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by SmutGiant
I've heard on the radio that a Krispy Kreme donut has as much calories as a Big Mac! Nonetheless, doesn't stop me, lol.

Impossible... not that I give a damn.

inthestars · 01-18-2004, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
They are probably the worst chain to get a hot fresh donut at. If I HAD to go to a chain...I'd pick Dunkin Donuts.

http://www.dunkindonuts.com/

But the best donuts I have ever had are from local dives. There's a place in my hometown called Dan's Donuts that puts out their first batch every day around 2 am. We used to head over there late at night and grab a dozen or two when I was in high school/college. The place was affectionately called Dirty Dan's because it was a hole but the donuts were top notch. It's the only place the cops will go, so you know it's good.

The worst donut I ever had was at Dunkin Donuts and they refused to give me a refund..

Ironhorse · 01-18-2004, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
They are probably the worst chain to get a hot fresh donut at. If I HAD to go to a chain...I'd pick Dunkin Donuts.

You've got to be kiddling. Dunkin Donuts sucks donkey cock

AdultNex · 01-18-2004, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse

You've got to be kiddling. Dunkin Donuts sucks donkey cock

It all depends on the franchisee blah blah... There are Dunkin Donuts that have employees that just plop the dough and spread the icing.

Then there are the ones that actually know how to make Dunkin Donut donuts.

Paul Waters · 01-18-2004, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by nathan_f
Tim Hortons fan here.

Not no more, and it is very sad. Now they ship 'em frozen to the outlets and they do the final prep there.

I think the best now are Country Style.

Krispy Creme are gross. I can't understand their popularity.

I think, over all, Canada has the best donuts!

Go day, 'eh. You hoser.

inthestars · 01-18-2004, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by jact
I've never had a Krispy Kreme in my life, I really need to work on that so I can know what the hype's about.

Get some next time you are in Vegas and you'll fall in love!!

When I lived down South, Krispy Creme also used to make pies that they'd sell in the store and they were delicious!!

01-18-2004, 01:02 PM	#1
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	What's this fascination with Krispy Kremes? They are probably the worst chain to get a hot fresh donut at. If I HAD to go to a chain...I'd pick Dunkin Donuts. http://www.dunkindonuts.com/ But the best donuts I have ever had are from local dives. There's a place in my hometown called Dan's Donuts that puts out their first batch every day around 2 am. We used to head over there late at night and grab a dozen or two when I was in high school/college. The place was affectionately called Dirty Dan's because it was a hole but the donuts were top notch. It's the only place the cops will go, so you know it's good.

01-18-2004, 01:03 PM	#2
Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	I ate Krispy Kreme this morning, holy shit I ate a whole fucking dozen of them! I usually am not a big donut fan and only eat one or two. I knew i shouldn't have put that box on my desk. __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too

01-18-2004, 01:04 PM	#4
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	Yep local guys are the best...always so much fresher. Get there as they come out and they are still warm...that shit will melt in your mouth like "buttuh." __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

01-18-2004, 01:07 PM	#9
Digipimp BP4L OT DL Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: BP4L Swap Meet Posts: 13,481	I think the problem is that most of you have never been to a Krispy Kreme store so you don't know what you're talking about. All these little signs and shit in grocery stores and conveinience stores saying Krispy Kreme are not the same thing, yeah it's the same company. But go to an actual Krispy Kreme store and you'll hooked. __________________ Still Hosting at Webair and You Should Be Too

01-18-2004, 01:08 PM	#10
jact Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Canada Posts: 9,134	I've never had a Krispy Kreme in my life, I really need to work on that so I can know what the hype's about. __________________ Free agent

01-18-2004, 01:03 PM	#3
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	I agree, they're really not that great. I'd pick Dunkin' Donuts over KK.

01-18-2004, 01:04 PM	#5
nathan_f Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes. Posts: 3,983	Tim Hortons fan here.

01-18-2004, 01:05 PM	#7
doober Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in yoOoo kitchen Posts: 6,984	dunkin donuts sucks, theres a few reasons why krispy kreme is so BIG. Only problem is they are fucking heavy in my stomach when i eat em....and its hard to eat just one when they are warm and melt in your mouth so easily

01-18-2004, 01:06 PM	#8
TonyL Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: "A measure of a man is his post count". Write that down. Posts: 900	I agree. I have never liked krispy kreme.

01-18-2004, 01:08 PM	#11
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Over hyped donuts. The tim horton's donuts are just as good __________________ [email protected]

01-18-2004, 01:11 PM	#13
MadCap Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: 137771650 Minneapolis MN Posts: 2,357	reppin krispy kreme fuck dunkin

01-18-2004, 01:12 PM	#14
aaron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: USA Posts: 4,452	the plain glazed krispy kreme donuts arent very good in my opinion but damn the others are some of the best donuts ive ever had

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01-18-2004, 01:17 PM	#21
StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	Krispy Kreme makes an awesome glazed donut.... melts in yer mouth. But they can't make any other donut or even coffee worth a damn. For variety, I'll never go there.... but for those glazed donuts, it's all about the Kreme. I think the Shemp group would agree with me.... __________________ This is me on facebook This is me on twitter

01-18-2004, 01:19 PM	#22
sweet7 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,792	I'm a fan of Dunkin' Donuts myself, I like Krispy for their plain donuts and their jelly filled ones but that's about it. But I can eat more Dunkin' Donuts donuts and the variety is better I think. Oh man I'm hungry now. __________________ ICQ: 282814268

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01-18-2004, 01:34 PM	#28
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01-18-2004, 02:21 PM	#33
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	I've still never had one. Not much of a doughnut fan to begin with, but every now and then I do enjoy glazed or an apple fritter. Eat those things and you can just feel the fat clogging up an artery. __________________ PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price! sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

01-18-2004, 02:23 PM	#34
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Buying Krispy Kremes when the "Hot Doughnuts Now" light is on and eating them warm with a big glass of ice cold milk is one of the greatest of life's simple pleasures. I've been eating them since I was a kid (and I'm almost as old as Shemp now ) and I never get tired of them.

01-18-2004, 02:25 PM	#35
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	BTW, Sly - have you gotten my emails re: WTS? If not, please LMK

01-18-2004, 02:29 PM	#38
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	I do not believe That I have ever seen A donut as beautiful And delicious as a Krispy Kreme I remember the first time I bit into the original glazed It was so pleasing to my palate For once I was truly amazed I had to have another one They were too impossible to resist I tried the glazed cinnamon, A sugar coated and a cinnamon twist I love the ones with sprinkles The powdered blueberry are a dream And the chocolate-iced creme filled Oh how I love all my Krispy Kremes I can't wait until I swallow another one Just thinking about them, my appetite gets whetter Krispy Kremes are better than sex Cause they're less messy and taste a whole lot better __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

01-18-2004, 02:38 PM	#39
myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	i can't explain it...there's just something about seeing the "HOT" sign on in the Krispy Kreme window that makes me have to stop. __________________ VP of Marketing AVN Media Network Skype: AVNJill [email protected]

01-18-2004, 04:09 PM	#42
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Oh yeah, I'm logging off and hitting the local KK for some tastebud sex. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

01-18-2004, 04:17 PM	#43
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	Why do I have a feeling this thread will go on for quite a few pages? Webmasters love their donuts! Back to the topic.. KK is great and always has been. If you are lucky enough to be awake at 5am inside of a KK, you'll know why people love them so much. They just melt in your mouth. The only Dunkin Donuts I've ever had have been stale, heavy in my stomach and the glaze tasted like shit. It is no secret however, that hole in the walls always have the best donuts. They skip cleaning their place, and focus on the real stuff: donut making! Fuck the health district...they don't have the time to clean!

01-18-2004, 04:17 PM	#44
SmutGiant Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,895	I've heard on the radio that a Krispy Kreme donut has as much calories as a Big Mac! Nonetheless, doesn't stop me, lol.