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Rictor 01-18-2004 01:02 PM

What's this fascination with Krispy Kremes?
 
They are probably the worst chain to get a hot fresh donut at. If I HAD to go to a chain...I'd pick Dunkin Donuts.

http://www.dunkindonuts.com/

But the best donuts I have ever had are from local dives. There's a place in my hometown called Dan's Donuts that puts out their first batch every day around 2 am. We used to head over there late at night and grab a dozen or two when I was in high school/college. The place was affectionately called Dirty Dan's because it was a hole but the donuts were top notch. It's the only place the cops will go, so you know it's good.

Digipimp 01-18-2004 01:03 PM

I ate Krispy Kreme this morning, holy shit I ate a whole fucking dozen of them! I usually am not a big donut fan and only eat one or two. I knew i shouldn't have put that box on my desk.

AdultNex 01-18-2004 01:03 PM

I agree, they're really not that great.

I'd pick Dunkin' Donuts over KK.

eroswebmaster 01-18-2004 01:04 PM

Yep local guys are the best...always so much fresher.

Get there as they come out and they are still warm...that shit will melt in your mouth like "buttuh."

nathan_f 01-18-2004 01:04 PM

Tim Hortons fan here.

AdultNex 01-18-2004 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
I ate Krispy Kreme this morning, holy shit I ate a whole fucking dozen of them! I usually am not a big donut fan and only eat one or two. I knew i shouldn't have put that box on my desk.
The donuts are the size of a dime. They're small.

doober 01-18-2004 01:05 PM

dunkin donuts sucks, theres a few reasons why krispy kreme is so BIG.
Only problem is they are fucking heavy in my stomach when i eat em....and its hard to eat just one when they are warm and melt in your mouth so easily

TonyL 01-18-2004 01:06 PM

I agree. I have never liked krispy kreme.

Digipimp 01-18-2004 01:07 PM

I think the problem is that most of you have never been to a Krispy Kreme store so you don't know what you're talking about. All these little signs and shit in grocery stores and conveinience stores saying Krispy Kreme are not the same thing, yeah it's the same company. But go to an actual Krispy Kreme store and you'll hooked.

:thumbsup

jact 01-18-2004 01:08 PM

I've never had a Krispy Kreme in my life, I really need to work on that so I can know what the hype's about.

Vitasoy 01-18-2004 01:08 PM

Over hyped donuts. The tim horton's donuts are just as good :)

eroswebmaster 01-18-2004 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
I think the problem is that most of you have never been to a Krispy Kreme store so you don't know what you're talking about. All these little signs and shit in grocery stores and conveinience stores saying Krispy Kreme are not the same thing, yeah it's the same company. But go to an actual Krispy Kreme store and you'll hooked.

:thumbsup

I have been, and I guarantee you they don't have shit on most mom and pop shops.

MadCap 01-18-2004 01:11 PM

reppin krispy kreme

fuck dunkin

aaron 01-18-2004 01:12 PM

the plain glazed krispy kreme donuts arent very good in my opinion but damn the others are some of the best donuts ive ever had

SleazyDream 01-18-2004 01:12 PM

idiot

Rictor 01-18-2004 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
I ate Krispy Kreme this morning, holy shit I ate a whole fucking dozen of them! I usually am not a big donut fan and only eat one or two. I knew i shouldn't have put that box on my desk.
A dozen donuts!? I get sick as a dog if I eat more than 3, a little sick if I eat 2 or 3, and I'm usually okay if I just have one. They're just too greasy for me but I love em.

Doctor Dre 01-18-2004 01:13 PM

Never ate any Krispy Cream . Buy one of my friend own a Tim hortons and we go there make our own hot donuts and all the food we want . Very fucking cool . I can get them hot and put as much shit on them as I want so who cares :)

Phoenix 01-18-2004 01:15 PM

have you microwaved a krispey kreme glazed donut for about 5 seconds?

try it, and you will be back for mroe.

Rictor 01-18-2004 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Digipimp
I think the problem is that most of you have never been to a Krispy Kreme store so you don't know what you're talking about. All these little signs and shit in grocery stores and conveinience stores saying Krispy Kreme are not the same thing, yeah it's the same company. But go to an actual Krispy Kreme store and you'll hooked.

:thumbsup

When I lived on the west side of Indy, there was one about a mile from my house. Went there occasionaly when a donut craving hit since they were the only option.

Rictor 01-18-2004 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Never ate any Krispy Cream . Buy one of my friend own a Tim hortons and we go there make our own hot donuts and all the food we want . Very fucking cool . I can get them hot and put as much shit on them as I want so who cares :)
I need a friend like that.

StuartD 01-18-2004 01:17 PM

Krispy Kreme makes an awesome glazed donut.... melts in yer mouth. But they can't make any other donut or even coffee worth a damn.

For variety, I'll never go there.... but for those glazed donuts, it's all about the Kreme.

I think the Shemp group would agree with me....

http://www.x0rs.com/vegas/picsofme/images/tl01.jpg

sweet7 01-18-2004 01:19 PM

I'm a fan of Dunkin' Donuts myself, I like Krispy for their plain donuts and their jelly filled ones but that's about it. But I can eat more Dunkin' Donuts donuts and the variety is better I think. Oh man I'm hungry now. :(

NoCarrier 01-18-2004 01:19 PM

http://porn-sex-list.com/krispy.jpg

SleazyDream 01-18-2004 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
http://porn-sex-list.com/krispy.jpg
i'd even eat those honnies if krispy kreme galzed their pussies!

4Pics 01-18-2004 01:25 PM

Krispy Kreme :thumbsup

Jay3 01-18-2004 01:26 PM

I just wish I had thought of their idea....lets make these cheap assed donuts and just serve them hot!

Rictor 01-18-2004 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
I've never had a Krispy Kreme in my life, I really need to work on that so I can know what the hype's about.
If you go to Vegas again, they are all over the place.

KRL 01-18-2004 01:34 PM

Men like creme. That's a no brainer. :Graucho

Rictor 01-18-2004 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


i'd even eat those honnies if krispy kreme galzed their pussies!

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to addiction recovery.

SleazyDream 01-18-2004 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor


Admitting you have a problem is the first step to addiction recovery.

who the fuck said I want to recover?

Vitasoy 01-18-2004 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor


If you go to Vegas again, they are all over the place.

Toronto has a few locations too ;)

Rictor 01-18-2004 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


who the fuck said I want to recover?

:ugone2far

Time for an intervention.

Sly_RJ 01-18-2004 02:21 PM

I've still never had one. Not much of a doughnut fan to begin with, but every now and then I do enjoy glazed or an apple fritter. Eat those things and you can just feel the fat clogging up an artery.

Peaches 01-18-2004 02:23 PM

Buying Krispy Kremes when the "Hot Doughnuts Now" light is on and eating them warm with a big glass of ice cold milk is one of the greatest of life's simple pleasures. I've been eating them since I was a kid (and I'm almost as old as Shemp now :winkwink: ) and I never get tired of them. :thumbsup

Peaches 01-18-2004 02:25 PM

BTW, Sly - have you gotten my emails re: WTS? If not, please LMK :)

Sly_RJ 01-18-2004 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
BTW, Sly - have you gotten my emails re: WTS? If not, please LMK :)
Yes I have, thank you very much. The originals must have gotten lost somewhere. I'll make sure our information gets faxed in by the end of the week.

It's on my "to do" list, I assure you. :winkwink:

Peaches 01-18-2004 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Yes I have, thank you very much. The originals must have gotten lost somewhere. I'll make sure our information gets faxed in by the end of the week.

It's on my "to do" list, I assure you. :winkwink:

Good deal :) You've got my email addy if you need me!!

fris 01-18-2004 02:29 PM

I do not believe
That I have ever seen
A donut as beautiful
And delicious as a Krispy Kreme
I remember the first time
I bit into the original glazed
It was so pleasing to my palate
For once I was truly amazed
I had to have another one
They were too impossible to resist
I tried the glazed cinnamon,
A sugar coated and a cinnamon twist
I love the ones with sprinkles
The powdered blueberry are a dream
And the chocolate-iced creme filled
Oh how I love all my Krispy Kremes
I can't wait until I swallow another one
Just thinking about them, my appetite gets whetter
Krispy Kremes are better than sex
Cause they're less messy and taste a whole lot better

myjah 01-18-2004 02:38 PM

i can't explain it...there's just something about seeing the "HOT" sign on in the Krispy Kreme window that makes me have to stop.

AdultNex 01-18-2004 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
idiot
Is that the 51st time today? :winkwink:

myjah 01-18-2004 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah
i can't explain it...there's just something about seeing the "HOT" sign on in the Krispy Kreme window that makes me have to stop.
and maybe 'cause it's where my parents always took me for doughnuts

Pornwolf 01-18-2004 04:09 PM

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/...kreme-tray.jpg

Oh yeah, I'm logging off and hitting the local KK for some tastebud sex.

shermo 01-18-2004 04:17 PM

Why do I have a feeling this thread will go on for quite a few pages? Webmasters love their donuts! :1orglaugh

Back to the topic.. KK is great and always has been. If you are lucky enough to be awake at 5am inside of a KK, you'll know why people love them so much. They just melt in your mouth. The only Dunkin Donuts I've ever had have been stale, heavy in my stomach and the glaze tasted like shit.

It is no secret however, that hole in the walls always have the best donuts. They skip cleaning their place, and focus on the real stuff: donut making! Fuck the health district...they don't have the time to clean!

SmutGiant 01-18-2004 04:17 PM

I've heard on the radio that a Krispy Kreme donut has as much calories as a Big Mac! Nonetheless, doesn't stop me, lol.

Pornwolf 01-18-2004 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
I've heard on the radio that a Krispy Kreme donut has as much calories as a Big Mac! Nonetheless, doesn't stop me, lol.
Impossible... not that I give a damn.

inthestars 01-18-2004 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
They are probably the worst chain to get a hot fresh donut at. If I HAD to go to a chain...I'd pick Dunkin Donuts.

http://www.dunkindonuts.com/

But the best donuts I have ever had are from local dives. There's a place in my hometown called Dan's Donuts that puts out their first batch every day around 2 am. We used to head over there late at night and grab a dozen or two when I was in high school/college. The place was affectionately called Dirty Dan's because it was a hole but the donuts were top notch. It's the only place the cops will go, so you know it's good.


The worst donut I ever had was at Dunkin Donuts and they refused to give me a refund..

Ironhorse 01-18-2004 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
They are probably the worst chain to get a hot fresh donut at. If I HAD to go to a chain...I'd pick Dunkin Donuts.
You've got to be kiddling. Dunkin Donuts sucks donkey cock :2 cents:

AdultNex 01-18-2004 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse


You've got to be kiddling. Dunkin Donuts sucks donkey cock :2 cents:

It all depends on the franchisee blah blah... There are Dunkin Donuts that have employees that just plop the dough and spread the icing.

Then there are the ones that actually know how to make Dunkin Donut donuts.

Paul Waters 01-18-2004 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f
Tim Hortons fan here.
Not no more, and it is very sad. Now they ship 'em frozen to the outlets and they do the final prep there.

I think the best now are Country Style.

Krispy Creme are gross. I can't understand their popularity.

I think, over all, Canada has the best donuts!

Go day, 'eh. You hoser.

inthestars 01-18-2004 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
I've never had a Krispy Kreme in my life, I really need to work on that so I can know what the hype's about.

Get some next time you are in Vegas and you'll fall in love!!

When I lived down South, Krispy Creme also used to make pies that they'd sell in the store and they were delicious!!


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