Why do Americans like football? - GoFuckYourself.com

Brad Xtremepay · 01-18-2004, 08:47 PM

I find the shit so boring. A constant stoppage in play, guys slapping asses - WHAT is the point of this sport?

Sly_RJ · 01-18-2004, 08:47 PM

What's wrong with guys slapping asses?

Brad Xtremepay · 01-18-2004, 08:49 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
What's wrong with guys slapping asses?

Evil1 · 01-18-2004, 08:49 PM

watch soccer and you'll understand, 4 hours of kicking a fucking ball back and fourth to end in a 1-0 score, about as exciting as lung cancer

tbabe · 01-18-2004, 08:51 PM

football kicks ass.

irishfury · 01-18-2004, 08:51 PM

It's a physical sport it's you vrs them. 52 players lining up againts each other for the love of what could happen any given sunday.

BigFish · 01-18-2004, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1
watch soccer and you'll understand, 4 hours of kicking a fucking ball back and fourth to end in a 1-0 score, about as exciting as lung cancer

!!!!!!!

BRISK · 01-18-2004, 08:52 PM

Why do Canadians like football?

Spunky · 01-18-2004, 08:52 PM

Hockey is a real sport

Rankings · 01-18-2004, 08:54 PM

i don't know how such a question could arise, im fucking floored

nathan_f · 01-18-2004, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay
I find the shit so boring. A constant stoppage in play, guys slapping asses - WHAT is the point of this sport?

Sounds like someone was waiting for The Simpsons to come on. I fucking hate it when football takes over it's time slot.

B Sandwich · 01-18-2004, 08:55 PM

you are a retard

soccer is the gayest shit ever.

sickkittens · 01-18-2004, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
What's wrong with guys slapping asses?

Slap it, baby

Evil1 · 01-18-2004, 09:07 PM

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Originally posted by B Sandwich
you are a retard

soccer is the gayest shit ever.

Ill assume you were replying to me.. is your attention span so fucking limited that you cant read an entire sentence?

BigFish · 01-18-2004, 09:10 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1

Ill assume you were replying to me.. is your attention span so fucking limited that cant cant read an entire sentence?

don't think he was referring to you! you're both criticizing soccer!

Ic3m4nZ · 01-18-2004, 09:12 PM

I'm Canadian and I like playing & watching every sport 4 sho I'm a bodybuilder athlete.

aaron · 01-18-2004, 09:15 PM

i like playing lots of sports but watching sports bores me to death

galleryseek · 01-18-2004, 09:15 PM

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Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
I'm Canadian and I like playing & watching every sport 4 sho I'm a bodybuilder athlete.

lets see some pics of your sexyness.

SuperVillain · 01-18-2004, 10:01 PM

Because it gives us an excuse to sit on are ass drink beer and watch TV.

Roger · 01-18-2004, 10:03 PM

Football is okay, Basketball is crap. If I wasn't addicted to hockey I'd be following football. Baseball is average.

nap · 01-18-2004, 10:04 PM

i like watching football because to have success in the game you have to have a sound defense. especially in college/pro's because for the most part the offensives are made up of the best of the best atheletes that can be recruited/bought so the defenses have to be great or be crushed. look at the 2 teams that are playing for the super bowl, 2 defensive teams who basically did what they wanted to their opposing teams. i've played soccer, bball and soccer so i appreciate those 3 sports a lot but football is just more of a chess game to me.

p.s. i hate high scoring football games.

Rob · 01-18-2004, 10:04 PM

I suppose you're a SOCCER fan! Fag!

Rob · 01-18-2004, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1
watch soccer and you'll understand, 4 hours of kicking a fucking ball back and fourth to end in a 1-0 score, about as exciting as lung cancer

Goddamn right! It's like watching the paint dry on your garage door! Soccer sucks! All that running around and only one fucking measly point!!!!

to all REAL FOOTBALL HATERS!

SuperVillain · 01-18-2004, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by Roger
hockey

bhutocracy · 01-18-2004, 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid

to all REAL FOOTBALL HATERS!

you call your pansy football with helmets and girly pads real football? puh-lease... real men play rugby.

Rictor · 01-18-2004, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay
I find the shit so boring. A constant stoppage in play, guys slapping asses - WHAT is the point of this sport?

Baseball is kinda boring too. Basketball is probably our sport with the most action and constant scoring.

nap · 01-18-2004, 10:32 PM

have you ever been to a football game brad? that might be one of the reasons you find the game boring. i felt hockey was very until i went to a minor league hockey game and so how much faster then game is in real life. i'm damn near a borderline hockeyfan too

laura99 · 01-18-2004, 10:43 PM

I personally don't like to watch a bunch of millionaires throw the ball around and fuck up their bodies at a young age. If they were smart they would get a 1 year multimillion dollar contract and get the fuck out ;) Hockey is fun live, I must admit, my dad used to take me and it was awesome to hear them smashing into everything and everyone. The fights were always cool too ;)

BlackCrayon · 01-18-2004, 10:51 PM

watching sports is a fucking bore but hey, thats just me.

nap · 01-18-2004, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by laura99
I personally don't like to watch a bunch of millionaires throw the ball around and fuck up their bodies at a young age. If they were smart they would get a 1 year multimillion dollar contract and get the fuck out ;) Hockey is fun live, I must admit, my dad used to take me and it was awesome to hear them smashing into everything and everyone. The fights were always cool too ;)

if they were smart they would continue to play 16-19 games per season making 2-3 million per year after being raped by the government and everyone else then retire at the ripe old age of 30. getting paid to play a game that they have played their entire lives is a blessing, it wouldn't be a smart move to leave something like that.

maxdaname · 01-18-2004, 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Hockey is a real sport

Word
Go Leafs Go!

maxdaname · 01-18-2004, 11:34 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor

Baseball is kinda boring too. Basketball is probably our sport with the most action and constant scoring.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!?! "kinda" boring? it's the longest and most boring sport ever fuckin invented! I rather watch curling than baseball! KINDA....tss...

Number1Thumb · 01-18-2004, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1
watch soccer and you'll understand, 4 hours of kicking a fucking ball back and fourth to end in a 1-0 score, about as exciting as lung cancer

Pornwolf · 01-19-2004, 12:01 AM

Soccer is gay. It's just a fruitcake sport. I don't understand why it's so popular worldwide.

Football is more exciting and entertaing. I will admit though, Australian rules football kicks our version of football in the ass. It's waay waay tougher and more action packed.

maxdaname · 01-19-2004, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by Pornwolf
Soccer is gay. It's just a fruitcake sport. I don't understand why it's so popular worldwide.

Soccer is the most popular sport world wide because it's the only sport that poor ppl can play. All u need is a ball and your feet, you don't even need to buy a ball, you can make your own or use a bottle or can.

Vitasoy · 01-19-2004, 12:36 AM

hmm I like all major spots, Football, Hockey, Basketball and Baseball maybe I'm a sports fanatic

r0oster · 01-19-2004, 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay
I find the shit so boring. A constant stoppage in play, guys slapping asses - WHAT is the point of this sport?

ALL American men are closet homosexuals.

stocktrader23 · 01-19-2004, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy

you call your pansy football with helmets and girly pads real football? puh-lease... real men play rugby.

Have you ever played football? Girly pads? Until you take a hit open field by a full speed 250 lb linebacker you need to STFU NEWB!

laura99 · 01-19-2004, 12:44 AM

Extreme games are fun to watch but they are just individuals doing tricks on objects ;) Now if they didn't something like the commercials like Extreme Golf where they have wrestlers come kick the shit out of them during the game, that would be fun!

stocktrader23 · 01-19-2004, 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy

you call your pansy football with helmets and girly pads real football? puh-lease... real men play rugby.

Real men play grab ass? WTF is this? Someone should throw "SO FUCKING GAY" on this pic.

<img src="http://www.fitness4rugby.com/image/mental_toughness/scrum.jpg">

serious · 01-19-2004, 12:58 AM

agreed soccer blows, football is awesome, go pats.

Ben-MensNiche · 01-19-2004, 01:02 AM

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Originally posted by Evil1
watch soccer and you'll understand, 4 hours of kicking a fucking ball back and fourth to end in a 1-0 score, about as exciting as lung cancer

4 hours? I don't think so! Soccer has 45 minutes each way with a 15 minute break for half time. An hour an a half game from start to finish is 1hr 45mins - stoppage time is never more than a few minutes at the end of each half.

I'd like to ask how a game that's supposed to last an hour and a half takes all afternoon to play? I'm with Brad - American Football sucks ass!

You took rugby and gave your guys full padding because they couldn't take the pain - if you're going to play full contact, at least do it right. Put the All Blacks or Tonga up against the top American Football team without their pads and they'll get their asses whooped!

Evil1 · 01-19-2004, 08:27 AM

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Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche
4 hours? I don't think so! Soccer has 45 minutes each way with a 15 minute break for half time. An hour an a half game from start to finish is 1hr 45mins - stoppage time is never more than a few minutes at the end of each half.

5 minutes can seem like an hour when you are bored out of your fucking mind.

BRISK · 01-19-2004, 08:36 AM

Ka mate, Ka mate!

Brad Xtremepay · 01-19-2004, 09:05 AM

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Originally posted by nap
have you ever been to a football game brad? that might be one of the reasons you find the game boring. i felt hockey was very until i went to a minor league hockey game and so how much faster then game is in real life. i'm damn near a borderline hockeyfan too

Nah, because we have the CFL and the BC Lions. And they always lose.

dodger21 · 01-19-2004, 09:26 AM

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Originally posted by irishfury
It's a physical sport it's you vrs them. 52 players lining up againts each other for the love of what could happen any given sunday.

Physical sport? You're fucking kidding right??? They're padded up beyond a motherfucker. They play 7-10 seconds, take a minute break then play another 7 seconds. They play once a week and the rest of the time is spent in jail. What the fuck is so exciting or physical about this???

You want physical, go watch some Hockey. THOSE motherfuckers are bad ass and PHYSICAL.

Gunni · 01-19-2004, 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by Evil1
watch soccer and you'll understand, 4 hours of kicking a fucking ball back and fourth to end in a 1-0 score, about as exciting as lung cancer

Yeah, maybe they should give 7 points per goal, that there would mean lots more points! Maybe even throw in 3 hours of advertising, and take a brake every five seconds and completely ruin the flow of the game, constantly change the players on the field, add about 500 rules etc. Then first soccer would be a real sport, right?

Also, 1-0?? Even Australia scores more often than that!!
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/...recordid=56656

MadCap · 01-19-2004, 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by Evil1
watch soccer and you'll understand, 4 hours of kicking a fucking ball back and fourth to end in a 1-0 score, about as exciting as lung cancer

Thats great man.

as exciting as lung cancer. HA

Exactly

Mikey_219Inc · 01-19-2004, 09:45 AM

american football kicks ass ... to answer your question i suppose cause i grew up watching it.

im just sad that the season is coming to an end

TheEnforcer · 01-19-2004, 09:49 AM

The REAL question is how anyone could not like football!

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nap Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: midwest Posts: 2,765	i like watching football because to have success in the game you have to have a sound defense. especially in college/pro's because for the most part the offensives are made up of the best of the best atheletes that can be recruited/bought so the defenses have to be great or be crushed. look at the 2 teams that are playing for the super bowl, 2 defensive teams who basically did what they wanted to their opposing teams. i've played soccer, bball and soccer so i appreciate those 3 sports a lot but football is just more of a chess game to me. p.s. i hate high scoring football games.

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nap Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: midwest Posts: 2,765	have you ever been to a football game brad? that might be one of the reasons you find the game boring. i felt hockey was very until i went to a minor league hockey game and so how much faster then game is in real life. i'm damn near a borderline hockeyfan too

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