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01-17-2004, 12:32 AM
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I'm a great bowler.
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Right Outside of Normal.
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What do you do when...
Your roommate brings home a true plumper, I'd say she's pushing an easy 300 and at 5'2" that's pretty hefty! They're making more noise than a pack a lions bringing down a gazelle in there!!!
I've turned up the stereo, TV, and even put on some headphones but those fuckers are making my apartment shake! The mere fact that I got a glimpse of her before they went into the room may affect my pre-bedtime jacking ritual! Am I emotionally scarred now?  OH MY FUCKING GOD, THEY'RE CALLING EACH OTHER NAMES NOW! This shit is too funny! I'm waiting for, "FAT STANK ASS BITCH" to roll off his tongue!!! Wait for it.....Wait for it....
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01-17-2004, 12:36 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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hahahahahaha
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01-17-2004, 12:37 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Kansas
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Grab a camera and turn your nightmare into cash
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01-17-2004, 12:47 AM
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holla
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: KFC
Posts: 11,769
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i jack off before bed too... even if i just had sex an hour ago, i still beat it...
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01-17-2004, 01:40 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: San Diego
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Quick, reccord the audio for him to sheepishly hear after she's gone!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post it????????????? Dave www.davecummings.com |
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01-17-2004, 01:52 AM
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Drunk and Unruly
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 22,712
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Admit that you are midly turned on by the sounds.
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I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches. |
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01-17-2004, 07:31 AM
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is he drunk???
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