What do you do when...
Your roommate brings home a true plumper, I'd say she's pushing an easy 300 and at 5'2" that's pretty hefty! They're making more noise than a pack a lions bringing down a gazelle in there!!!
I've turned up the stereo, TV, and even put on some headphones but those fuckers are making my apartment shake! The mere fact that I got a glimpse of her before they went into the room may affect my pre-bedtime jacking ritual! Am I emotionally scarred now? :helpme
OH MY FUCKING GOD, THEY'RE CALLING EACH OTHER NAMES NOW! This shit is too funny! I'm waiting for, "FAT STANK ASS BITCH" to roll off his tongue!!! Wait for it.....Wait for it....
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