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Juicy D. Links · 01-16-2004, 12:43 PM

Good thing i only placed a small test order:

Read from bottom up, nick was changed for now to preserve identity . I expect money back by today before you lose more busines

Date : 1/16/2004 Time : 2:15 PM
To : Juicylinks Da Guido
Dude , I expect the $30 refunded to me by the end of today via paypal. 4 weeks ofr 3 galleries is
not only ridiculous but unprofessional as well

Date : 1/7/2004 Time : 9:38 PM
To : Juicylinks Da Guido
np dude i just got back from Vegas keep me updated

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:32 AM
From : Bad Designer
so live it up buddy

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:32 AM
From : Bad Designer
and your in vegas having a good time

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:31 AM
From : Bad Designer
we are working on your stuff tho

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:31 AM
From : Bad Designer
and with the christmas/new years stuff its just been crazy

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:31 AM
From : Bad Designer
i broke my little toe

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:31 AM
From : Bad Designer
my designer broke his foot

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:30 AM
From : Bad Designer
one of our pc's blew up

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:30 AM
From : Bad Designer
hey juicy.. just to let you know we havent forgotten you

jimthefiend · 01-16-2004, 12:45 PM

LOL you totally fucked that up but i get the point

WHO IS IT?

TurboAngel · 01-16-2004, 12:45 PM

WTF?

cluck · 01-16-2004, 12:46 PM

Let's pay him a little visit. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

okny · 01-16-2004, 12:46 PM

You always manage to stumble over some problems.

jact · 01-16-2004, 12:46 PM

I think I've hired the same designer.

.nihilist · 01-16-2004, 12:47 PM

So who is it?

gornyhuy · 01-16-2004, 12:48 PM

Broken toes and feet are ALWAYS getting in the way of my typing and mouse usage.... Its a real bitch.

mrthumbs · 01-16-2004, 12:48 PM

Juicy relax! Ill get your galleries asap!!! Dont reveal my nick.. please

TurboAngel · 01-16-2004, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
Juicy relax! Ill get your galleries asap!!! Dont reveal my nick.. please

Like you would do that! LOL

Who is it spill the beans!

Juicy D. Links · 01-16-2004, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
I think I've hired the same designer.

LOL tell me you got the same exact excuses?

jact · 01-16-2004, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

LOL tell me you got the same exact excuses?

I've heard every excuse in the book. I think someone was telling me those exact same excuses you just gave from someone who's company name ends in Work.......

Oracle Porn · 01-16-2004, 12:52 PM

Thats why you should hire me...
4 galleries won't take more than 48 hours!

eroswebmaster · 01-16-2004, 12:52 PM

Thank God that's not me Juicy ;)

I am not going to defend this person's actions but I will go on and state something I've learned since I started building galleries for people.

This can be a feast or famine type business. One day you're freed up not doing much just working on your own projects and the next day your ICQ lights up like a vegas slot machine.

Then when that happens you get 10-20 people who all want to order galleries from you ranging from 2 - 100...seriously.

You tell them that you can't really give them an exact estimate on turnaround because it's first come first served...and by that I mean the first person who gets me their content is going to get served first.

What usually happens is they say they'll get the content to you and in the mean time you book 2 more jobs and then an email with links to content shows up 3 days later and they still expect that you can get to their work right away...that's not how it works...LOL

Another thing is they all send their content at the same time and really put you into a bind.

Anyway I haven't had that big an issue with tardiness, only once or twice I was maybe a day or two off but that's it.

Edited to add: I love all my clients especially my regulars you guys are the best looking forward to getting more ;)

jact · 01-16-2004, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
Thats why you should hire me...
4 galleries won't take more than 48 hours!

I would assume that Juicy would like to make a sale though.

Holly · 01-16-2004, 12:53 PM

I broke my little toe, lol. That's right up there with "My dog ate your galleries".

Phoenix · 01-16-2004, 12:54 PM

hehe, fuck it.

im going to make my own galleries

whos got a partner account i can submit with?

i bet i could make one a day

EscortBiz · 01-16-2004, 12:54 PM

I feel very guilty hiring designers in these days, because once that paypal arrives there is a good chance a close family member will die.

Oracle Porn · 01-16-2004, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
I feel very guilty hiring designers in these days, because once that paypal arrives there is a good chance a close family member will die.

jact · 01-16-2004, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
I feel very guilty hiring designers in these days, because once that paypal arrives there is a good chance a close family member will die.

Soooo fucking true.

Oracle Porn · 01-16-2004, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
I would assume that Juicy would like to make a sale though.

shit just "a sale"? Can't help you with that...
mine will bring many sales.

Juicy D. Links · 01-16-2004, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
I feel very guilty hiring designers in these days, because once that paypal arrives there is a good chance a close family member will die.

I knew you would get a kick out of those excuses , cause the situation that happened to you in the past

PurrrsianPussyKat · 01-16-2004, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
I feel very guilty hiring designers in these days, because once that paypal arrives there is a good chance a close family member will die.

machinegunkelly · 01-16-2004, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Thank God that's not me Juicy ;)

I am not going to defend this person's actions but I will go on and state something I've learned since I started building galleries for people.

This can be a feast or famine type business. One day you're freed up not doing much just working on your own projects and the next day your ICQ lights up like a vegas slot machine.

Then when that happens you get 10-20 people who all want to order galleries from you ranging from 2 - 100...seriously.

You tell them that you can't really give them an exact estimate on turnaround because it's first come first served...and by that I mean the first person who gets me their content is going to get served first.

What usually happens is they say they'll get the content to you and in the mean time you book 2 more jobs and then an email with links to content shows up 3 days later and they still expect that you can get to their work right away...that's not how it works...LOL

Another thing is they all send their content at the same time and really put you into a bind.

Anyway I haven't had that big an issue with tardiness, only once or twice I was maybe a day or two off but that's it.

Edited to add: I love all my clients especially my regulars you guys are the best looking forward to getting more ;)

Yeah , thats very much how it goes .

I have clients disappear off the face of the earth for days ,
and then show up like Ive been sitting here waiting for them so I can go on with their stuff .

and then they flip when they find out turnaround is now 2 weeks , or whatever .

Sorry to hear about this Juicy .

doober · 01-16-2004, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
I would assume that Juicy would like to make a sale though.

i would have to agree, theres nothing like buying templates from someone who knows sweet fuck all about making em

Juicy D. Links · 01-16-2004, 12:58 PM

Email i got awhile ago look at the date of the original email

Hey Juicy,

Man i am heaps sorry your gals have taken this long. My designer found a permanent job in mainstream, he really wanted to get out of porn. So xxxxxx and I are working a deal out to share his fulltime designer. We just have to work out the details, and i will get your gals to you straight away.

Again mate i'm sorry, its just one of those things that i cant do anything about at the moment. Hey i heard you had fun at vegas !! Sounded like a blast.

Anyways mate, i will keep you updated, stocktrader and i just have to work out the details then i will get yours done.

Thanks for your patience

----- Original Message -----
From: Juicy Links
To: webmaster@
Sent: Tuesday, December 23, 2003 5:15 AM
Subject: Galleries for Juicy

Content

http://

Sponsor is Karups PC
Sample gallery

http://www.

You have catre blanche to do as wish , I am not too picky just make it look nice

TurboAngel · 01-16-2004, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
I feel very guilty hiring designers in these days, because once that paypal arrives there is a good chance a close family member will die.

That is so true!

sandman! · 01-16-2004, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Good thing i only placed a small test order:

Read from bottom up, nick was changed for now to preserve identity . I expect money back by today before you lose more busines

Date : 1/16/2004 Time : 2:15 PM
To : Juicylinks Da Guido
Dude , I expect the $30 refunded to me by the end of today via paypal. 4 weeks ofr 3 galleries is
not only ridiculous but unprofessional as well

Date : 1/7/2004 Time : 9:38 PM
To : Juicylinks Da Guido
np dude i just got back from Vegas keep me updated

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:32 AM
From : Bad Designer
so live it up buddy

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:32 AM
From : Bad Designer
and your in vegas having a good time

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:31 AM
From : Bad Designer
we are working on your stuff tho

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:31 AM
From : Bad Designer
and with the christmas/new years stuff its just been crazy

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:31 AM
From : Bad Designer
i broke my little toe

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:31 AM
From : Bad Designer
my designer broke his foot

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:30 AM
From : Bad Designer
one of our pc's blew up

Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:30 AM
From : Bad Designer
hey juicy.. just to let you know we havent forgotten you

Sorry dude getting your refund back to you asap do you take food stamps?

eroswebmaster · 01-16-2004, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by machinegunkelly

Yeah , thats very much how it goes .

I have clients disappear off the face of the earth for days ,
and then show up like Ive been sitting here waiting for them so I can go on with their stuff .

and then they flip when they find out turnaround is now 2 weeks , or whatever .

Sorry to hear about this Juicy .

Or they don't show up at all. According to my ICQ logs just from the last 3-4 days I'm booked for about 3 months straight and that's no bullshit. But only a fraction of those have come through with actual orders.

Oracle Porn · 01-16-2004, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doober

i would have to agree, theres nothing like buying templates from someone who knows sweet fuck all about making em

I know more about tgps and galleries than you know will ever you little fucker.

Dirty D · 01-16-2004, 01:01 PM

Sounds like Joe from Gallery People!

jact · 01-16-2004, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

I know more about tgps and galleries than you know will ever you little fucker.

I've met doober, and just from talking with him briefly I know his pinky toe is smarter then you could ever aspire to be you little fuckwad.

Oracle Porn · 01-16-2004, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
I've met doober, and just from talking with him briefly I know his pinky toe is smarter then you could ever aspire to be you little fuckwad.

But you didn't meet me did you bitch?

jact · 01-16-2004, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

But you didn't meet me did you bitch?

There's absolutely no need to meet you, you're fucking worthless. I wouldn't suggest getting mouthy with me either.

Rictor · 01-16-2004, 01:05 PM

$30? I wish I'd get ripped off for $30 once in a while. It's always more like $3000.

XxXotic · 01-16-2004, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

But you didn't meet me did you bitch?

why the fuck would anyone in their right mind, other then to maybe kick you in the nuts, want to meet you

Oracle Porn · 01-16-2004, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
There's absolutely no need to meet you

Who said I was offering?

machinegunkelly · 01-16-2004, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

Or they don't show up at all. According to my ICQ logs just from the last 3-4 days I'm booked for about 3 months straight and that's no bullshit. But only a fraction of those have come through with actual orders.

I hear that man !
Trust me .

I got all comfy with a few quotes I gave right before internext ,

Was booked past now , stupidly I turned a few people away ,
Saying I was booked with a few orders ( I was told payment would be sent etc " done deals " as I like to call them . 1 big one too .. a real nice order , and EVERYONE but like 2 people flaked the day before internext .

I stayed home from internext to work .
ended up that I didnt work .
and sat here waiting for internext to end so I could make money,
was a great fucking week

Juicy D. Links · 01-16-2004, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

Who said I was offering?

STOP JACKING MY THREAD PILLOW BITER

jact · 01-16-2004, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by machinegunkelly

I hear that man !
Trust me .

I got all comfy with a few quotes I gave right before internext ,

Was booked past now , stupidly I turned a few people away ,
Saying I was booked with a few orders ( I was told payment would be sent etc " done deals " as I like to call them . 1 big one too .. a real nice order , and EVERYONE but like 2 people flaked the day before internext .

I stayed home from internext to work .
ended up that I didnt work .
and sat here waiting for internext to end so I could make money,
was a great fucking week

IMO, you need to find more workable payment options. Your work's tight, I just won't risk giving my credit card to Stormpay and I don't like paying the fees for Western Union.

Hue G. Pness · 01-16-2004, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
I feel very guilty hiring designers in these days, because once that paypal arrives there is a good chance a close family member will die.

No shit. I thought about studying design but I decided not to because it seems every time a designer gets near or passes a deadline some sort of tragedy or in some cases several series of tragedy occur. I don't want that happening to me so I'll stick to other shit. :D

machinegunkelly · 01-16-2004, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
IMO, you need to find more workable payment options. Your work's tight, I just won't risk giving my credit card to Stormpay and I don't like paying the fees for Western Union.

Thats taken care of now ( unless Ive been lied to )
Ill hit you up when new option is active .

Im stoked too ..
but it seems to good to be real. so Ill let you know .

( I can eat the fees of WU , depending on your order as well .. I know they suck trust me LOL )

InsaneMidget · 01-16-2004, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

Who said I was offering?

I had a disgusting green crap earlier, I thought of you right away.

jact · 01-16-2004, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by machinegunkelly
Thats taken care of now ( unless Ive been lied to )
Ill hit you up when new option is active .

Im stoked too ..
but it seems to good to be real. so Ill let you know .

Like I said man, your work's tight, I was just scared off by the payment options. For sure hit me up when it's golden.

doober · 01-16-2004, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

But you didn't meet me did you bitch?

dont think he will ever need to, you have removed ALL doubts about the way your mouse turns in that thick skull of yours

Link HotteN

machinegunkelly · 01-16-2004, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by InsaneMidget

I had a disgusting green crap earlier, I thought of you right away.

thinkin of boys while the ol' poopers open eh

InsaneMidget · 01-16-2004, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by machinegunkelly

thinkin of boys while the ol' poopers open eh

broke · 01-16-2004, 01:25 PM

Still waiting for a reponse for one of the 'gifted' ones here. Sent money and an email a few days ago... but I guess it's not worth of a response.

Don't get me started on hosting.

TurboAngel · 01-16-2004, 01:34 PM

Well............are you going to name them?

Juicy D. Links · 01-16-2004, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboAngel
Well............are you going to name them?

Angel dont worry , this is just the beggining of what I have planned for them

01-16-2004, 12:43 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Talk about some BULLLLLLSHIT Good thing i only placed a small test order: Read from bottom up, nick was changed for now to preserve identity . I expect money back by today before you lose more busines Date : 1/16/2004 Time : 2:15 PM To : Juicylinks Da Guido Dude , I expect the $30 refunded to me by the end of today via paypal. 4 weeks ofr 3 galleries is not only ridiculous but unprofessional as well Date : 1/7/2004 Time : 9:38 PM To : Juicylinks Da Guido np dude i just got back from Vegas keep me updated Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:32 AM From : Bad Designer so live it up buddy Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:32 AM From : Bad Designer and your in vegas having a good time Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:31 AM From : Bad Designer we are working on your stuff tho Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:31 AM From : Bad Designer and with the christmas/new years stuff its just been crazy Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:31 AM From : Bad Designer i broke my little toe Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:31 AM From : Bad Designer my designer broke his foot Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:30 AM From : Bad Designer one of our pc's blew up Date : 1/5/2004 Time : 2:30 AM From : Bad Designer hey juicy.. just to let you know we havent forgotten you

01-16-2004, 12:46 PM	#4
cluck Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,248	Let's pay him a little visit. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. __________________ icq 279990726 www.mcdonalds.com <- great money making opportunity

01-16-2004, 12:46 PM	#5
okny Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Vault Posts: 5,761	You always manage to stumble over some problems. __________________ Aim: okny Icq: 306232 Skype: OlegKrasBT

01-16-2004, 12:46 PM	#6
jact Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Canada Posts: 9,134	I think I've hired the same designer. __________________ Free agent

01-16-2004, 12:47 PM	#7
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01-16-2004, 12:45 PM	#2
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	LOL you totally fucked that up but i get the point WHO IS IT?

01-16-2004, 12:45 PM	#3
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	WTF?

01-16-2004, 12:48 PM	#8
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	Broken toes and feet are ALWAYS getting in the way of my typing and mouse usage.... Its a real bitch. __________________ icq:159548293

01-16-2004, 12:48 PM	#9
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	Juicy relax! Ill get your galleries asap!!! Dont reveal my nick.. please

01-16-2004, 12:52 PM	#13
Oracle Porn Affiliate Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Icq: 94-399-723 Posts: 24,433	Thats why you should hire me... 4 galleries won't take more than 48 hours! __________________

01-16-2004, 12:52 PM	#14
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	Thank God that's not me Juicy ;) I am not going to defend this person's actions but I will go on and state something I've learned since I started building galleries for people. This can be a feast or famine type business. One day you're freed up not doing much just working on your own projects and the next day your ICQ lights up like a vegas slot machine. Then when that happens you get 10-20 people who all want to order galleries from you ranging from 2 - 100...seriously. You tell them that you can't really give them an exact estimate on turnaround because it's first come first served...and by that I mean the first person who gets me their content is going to get served first. What usually happens is they say they'll get the content to you and in the mean time you book 2 more jobs and then an email with links to content shows up 3 days later and they still expect that you can get to their work right away...that's not how it works...LOL Another thing is they all send their content at the same time and really put you into a bind. Anyway I haven't had that big an issue with tardiness, only once or twice I was maybe a day or two off but that's it. Edited to add: I love all my clients especially my regulars you guys are the best looking forward to getting more ;) __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

01-16-2004, 12:53 PM	#16
Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	I broke my little toe, lol. That's right up there with "My dog ate your galleries". __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

01-16-2004, 12:54 PM	#17
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01-16-2004, 12:54 PM	#18
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01-16-2004, 12:58 PM	#26
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Email i got awhile ago look at the date of the original email Hey Juicy, Man i am heaps sorry your gals have taken this long. My designer found a permanent job in mainstream, he really wanted to get out of porn. So xxxxxx and I are working a deal out to share his fulltime designer. We just have to work out the details, and i will get your gals to you straight away. Again mate i'm sorry, its just one of those things that i cant do anything about at the moment. Hey i heard you had fun at vegas !! Sounded like a blast. Anyways mate, i will keep you updated, stocktrader and i just have to work out the details then i will get yours done. Thanks for your patience ----- Original Message ----- From: Juicy Links To: webmaster@ Sent: Tuesday, December 23, 2003 5:15 AM Subject: Galleries for Juicy Content http:// Sponsor is Karups PC Sample gallery http://www. You have catre blanche to do as wish , I am not too picky just make it look nice

01-16-2004, 01:01 PM	#31
Dirty D Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Paying Webmasters Millions Since 1999 Posts: 4,044	Sounds like Joe from Gallery People! __________________ Dirty D - ICQ #1326843 - $1 Million Dollars of Bonus Money - 8,000+ FHG! Glory Hole Girlz - Crack Whore Confessions - Tampa Bukkake - Slut Wife Training - Fuck a Fan Electricity Play - Porn Video Drive - Theater Sluts - Skunk Riley - Ukraine Amateurs - Strapon Sessions

01-16-2004, 01:05 PM	#35
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	$30? I wish I'd get ripped off for $30 once in a while. It's always more like $3000.

01-16-2004, 01:25 PM	#48
broke Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Someplace Windy Posts: 4,501	Still waiting for a reponse for one of the 'gifted' ones here. Sent money and an email a few days ago... but I guess it's not worth of a response. Don't get me started on hosting. __________________ Perfect Gonzo

01-16-2004, 01:34 PM	#49
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Well............are you going to name them?