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- Jesus Christ - · 01-13-2004, 05:20 PM

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Payouts are processed fortnightly.

wtf?

detoxed · 01-13-2004, 05:21 PM

They are a UK company I believe

- Jesus Christ - · 01-13-2004, 05:23 PM

Ahhh.

I'm gonna try selling ye ole penis pill.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-13-2004, 05:25 PM

do you not understand the term?

funkmaster · 01-13-2004, 05:28 PM

english is not my mothers tounge, but even I understand that, means: every second week, ya twat !!

- Jesus Christ - · 01-13-2004, 05:30 PM

I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

its just fucking GAY.

Old english is dead.

BRB im gonna go have a fag. Stick around you wankers or mum will slap your tallywacker.

friggin brits.

sextoyking · 01-13-2004, 05:31 PM

Sarah,

Welcome back, good to see you

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Jesus,

Men's Niche and Darren pays like gold, never have to worry about a check from them

Ben-MensNiche · 01-13-2004, 05:36 PM

Old English? That term is still in wide use in the UK. I guess you guys use the term bi-weekly - well in the UK we use fortnightly.

Odin88 · 01-13-2004, 05:41 PM

Old English? lol? The term is used here also.

By the way, did you know that the average English speaking person uses only about 100 different words a day when speaking? In fact, did you know that (at least in Australia - and most likely in the US also) most people technically don't have a large enough vocabulary to even claim they know how to speak English fluently?

bhutocracy · 01-13-2004, 05:43 PM

fortnight is old english????? lol crazy yanks.

bhutocracy · 01-13-2004, 05:44 PM

is payouts are processed every fo'nizzle better?

Sarah_Jayne · 01-13-2004, 05:49 PM

you mistake real English for old English.

Todd...great to see you too friend

- Jesus Christ - · 01-13-2004, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
you mistake real English for old English.

Todd...great to see you too friend

I did not know it was still in use in britania, but It IS old english.

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It originally meant "fourteen nights". Besides, the word fort with the meaning "stronghold" did not arise in English until the 14th century, while fortnight is Old English.

bhutocracy · 01-13-2004, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
I did not know it was still in use in britania, but It IS old english.

so is "the"

- Jesus Christ - · 01-13-2004, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy

so is "the"

Your point?

Odin88 · 01-13-2004, 06:12 PM

I think his point is that, simply because the word is old, does not make it irrelevent or gay. It's a language, not a fucking trend.

- Jesus Christ - · 01-13-2004, 06:14 PM

BTW are teh mensniche referer and regular stats updated at the same time?

If so... How can I have a unique referal URL with 0 hits. It got a ref URL from a click that didnt happen?

- Jesus Christ - · 01-13-2004, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by Odin88
I think his point is that, simply because the word is old, does not make it irrelevent or gay. It's a language, not a fucking trend.

I was joking obviously, chill out. Just becasue the female was wrong about it not being old english you all suddenly get serious?

Odin88 · 01-13-2004, 06:21 PM

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I was joking obviously, chill out. Just becasue the female was wrong about it not being old english you all suddenly get serious?

Yes. ;)

Actually, it just suprises me how ignorant (not necessarily you) so many people are when it comes to their own language. I have met Europeans (who come from non-English speaking countries) who can speak English 3 or 4 times better than 90% of my countrymen. Pretty bad really.

- Jesus Christ - · 01-13-2004, 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by Odin88

Yes. ;)

Actually, it just suprises me how ignorant (not necessarily you) so many people are when it comes to their own language. I have met Europeans (who come from non-English speaking countries) who can speak English 3 or 4 times better than 90% of my countrymen. Pretty bad really.

Language and communication are two different things. AS long as somone can communicate ideas I don't thinks its important how proper their english is. The reason people who dont grow up using english often become better at it is due to the time they put into studing and learning the structure of the language. When you grow up speaking a language you learn from example and over time language morphs into different dialects... and why the hell am I rambling im supposed to be working.

bhutocracy · 01-13-2004, 06:33 PM

"bi-weekly" sounds like some weekly bisexual magazine that discusses the latest techniques to pound ass and pussy at the same time.

bhutocracy · 01-13-2004, 06:35 PM

I remember asking after a magazine that comes out every two months at the newsagents and I said it's "bi monthly" and I so got a raised eyebrow look from the person who'd just got in line next to me.

Ben-MensNiche · 01-13-2004, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by Odin88
Old English? lol? The term is used here also.

By the way, did you know that the average English speaking person uses only about 100 different words a day when speaking? In fact, did you know that (at least in Australia - and most likely in the US also) most people technically don't have a large enough vocabulary to even claim they know how to speak English fluently?

I tried to count all the words I use, but I lost count at 9...what comes after 9?

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Originally posted by bhutocracy
I remember asking after a magazine that comes out every two months at the newsagents and I said that it's "bi monthly" and I so got a raised eyebrow look from the person who'd just got in line next to me.

That's because they wondered where their bi-monthly was ;)

- Jesus Christ - · 01-13-2004, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
BTW are teh mensniche referer and regular stats updated at the same time?

If so... How can I have a unique referal URL with 0 hits. It got a ref URL from a click that didnt happen?

jas0n · 01-13-2004, 06:59 PM

I have to admit that I haven't heard someone use the term "fortnightly" in a coon's age. I would necessarily call it "old" english but maybe classic use of english. Just not the jive we turkeys speak these days (would that be old slang? hahaha).

Ben-MensNiche · 01-13-2004, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by jas0n
I have to admit that I haven't heard someone use the term "fortnightly" in a coon's age. I would necessarily call it "old" english but maybe classic use of english. Just not the jive we turkeys speak these days (would that be old slang? hahaha).

wtf is a "coon's age"? Isn't Coon racist against Cameroonian people - it used to be used in the UK as a variation of "******", which I don't think anyone there uses any more either.

NETbilling · 01-13-2004, 07:37 PM

Tis thread is really cracking me up. It sounds like a conference call I did with one of our German merchants today.

Mitch

Ben-MensNiche · 01-13-2004, 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -

Well, the click probably came from someone who clicked thu in a period prior to the one you're looking at - hence you got tagged with the referal, but not the unique, because the click isn't unique.

- Jesus Christ - · 01-13-2004, 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche

Well, the click probably came from someone who clicked thu in a period prior to the one you're looking at - hence you got tagged with the referal, but not the unique, because the click isn't unique.

These are the first clicks ive sent to the program at all. Its higly unlikely that somone clicked my ad on google/iwon/or websearch then did a new search on earthlink and also clicked my adwords add.

The only person whos clicked the ad prior to the adwords campaign is me.

I'm not accusing you of anything, I'm just not gonna be sending any more adwords traffic.

Ben-MensNiche · 01-13-2004, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
These are the first clicks ive sent to the program at all. Its higly unlikely that somone clicked my ad on google/iwon/or websearch then did a new search on earthlink and also clicked my adwords add.

The only person whos clicked the ad prior to the adwords campaign is me.

I'm not accusing you of anything, I'm just not gonna be sending any more adwords traffic.

We did have some issues with the stats last night, I got up this morning to a pretty mess. But Darren said that it was fixed and compensated for.

Darren · 01-14-2004, 01:09 AM

mpa2 had some issues today but all signups have been credited for.

All that shows is you had 4 uniques but the program could not determine the refer, it could be 4 uniques from people who went to site yesterday and returned today.

The Other Steve · 01-14-2004, 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy
fortnight is old english????? lol crazy yanks.

well I did hear an elderly Pom use the term once

Ben-MensNiche · 01-14-2004, 01:31 AM

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Originally posted by Darren
mpa2 had some issues today but all signups have been credited for.

All that shows is you had 4 uniques but the program could not determine the refer, it could be 4 uniques from people who went to site yesterday and returned today.

Thanks Darren, and good morning ;)

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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	They are a UK company I believe

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Odin88 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: au Posts: 3,267	Old English? lol? The term is used here also. By the way, did you know that the average English speaking person uses only about 100 different words a day when speaking? In fact, did you know that (at least in Australia - and most likely in the US also) most people technically don't have a large enough vocabulary to even claim they know how to speak English fluently?

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	fortnight is old english????? lol crazy yanks.

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	is payouts are processed every fo'nizzle better?

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	you mistake real English for old English. Todd...great to see you too friend

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Odin88 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: au Posts: 3,267	I think his point is that, simply because the word is old, does not make it irrelevent or gay. It's a language, not a fucking trend.

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	"bi-weekly" sounds like some weekly bisexual magazine that discusses the latest techniques to pound ass and pussy at the same time.

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	I remember asking after a magazine that comes out every two months at the newsagents and I said it's "bi monthly" and I so got a raised eyebrow look from the person who'd just got in line next to me.

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jas0n Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 137	I have to admit that I haven't heard someone use the term "fortnightly" in a coon's age. I would necessarily call it "old" english but maybe classic use of english. Just not the jive we turkeys speak these days (would that be old slang? hahaha). __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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