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IntenseCash · 01-13-2004, 06:04 PM

Some company needs to create a penis enlargement and weight loss pill all in one. Oh and it has to work.

just a thought

Sly_RJ · 01-13-2004, 06:07 PM

Wait... so you're fat AND you have a little dick? Life sucks!

EscortBiz · 01-13-2004, 06:07 PM

Im working on a pill now

It will make your girlfriend or wifes hand smaller, making your cock feel much bigger.

200 dollars per sale + free shaving

Greg B · 01-13-2004, 06:08 PM

No, it ain't gonna happen.

Selling people bullshit snake oil products has been a booming business since the dawn of time.

( Remember the 'How to stop walking on your knuckles with our brontosaurus sauce' scam of 30 million B.C.? )

CDSmith · 01-13-2004, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by IntenseCash
Some company needs to create a penis enlargement and weight loss pill all in one.

And hair growth. A 3-in-1 male make-over pill that works.

I'd sell the shit out of that I would.

EscortBiz · 01-13-2004, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
And hair growth. A 3-in-1 male make-over pill that works.

I'd sell the shit out of that I would.

GOOD IDEA

IntenseCash · 01-13-2004, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Wait... so you're fat AND you have a little dick? Life sucks!

naw neither. I just really think it would sell considering most men are fat and want a bigger penis.

CDSmith · 01-13-2004, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
And hair growth. A 3-in-1 male make-over pill that works.

I'd sell the shit out of that I would.

Key words there being..... "...that works".

I sale no snake oil.

Indeed · 01-13-2004, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
And hair growth. A 3-in-1 male make-over pill that works.

I'd sell the shit out of that I would.

why not add viagra and make it an "all in wonder" pill

Ben-MensNiche · 01-13-2004, 06:18 PM

I've got Darren working on something right now...should be ready by tomorrow morning

It will grow you a new head of hair, enlarge your penis and reduce your weight down to the perfect weight for your height, it will be 100% guaranteed to work in 8 hours or your money back. All with just one pill while you sleep. The cost will be one meeeeeeeeeeeeeeellion dollar and there's a 90% revshare program

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EscortBiz · 01-13-2004, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche
I've got Darren working on something right now...should be ready by tomorrow morning

It will grow you a new head of hair, enlarge your penis and reduce your weight down to the perfect weight for your height, it will be 100% guaranteed to work in 8 hours or your money back. All with just one pill while you sleep. The cost will be one meeeeeeeeeeeeeeellion dollar and there's a 90% revshare program

Sign up here only at http://www.imafatbaldbastardwithasmalldickandineedsomehel p.com/

here is a before and after pic that you can use

Before

After

Ben-MensNiche · 01-13-2004, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz

here is a before and after pic that you can use

Before

After

Looks good, I'll make sure they're used...[SARCASM]they're royalty free, right?[/SARCASM]

Sideeffects may cause hair to turn blond, uncontrollable urge to flex muscles and run for senator of underpriveleged States including but not limited to California

hottoddy · 01-13-2004, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Wait... so you're fat AND you have a little dick? Life sucks!

No matter how big your dick is, the fatter you are the smaller it'll look. So, I also think a combo pill would sell well.

Ben-MensNiche · 01-13-2004, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz

here is a before and after pic that you can use

Before

After

Wait a minute, if you look closely, you can see they don't have the same left eyebrow...are they different guys?

stocktrader23 · 01-13-2004, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by IntenseCash
Some company needs to create a penis enlargement and weight loss pill all in one. Oh and it has to work.

just a thought

All they have to do is slap a new label on the current ones. Most of the shit in penis pills is the same as weight loss pills. It all makes your heart go 2000 miles an hour. (Increases Metabolism

)

CDSmith · 01-13-2004, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by Indeed
why not add viagra and make it an "all in wonder" pill

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/viagraoverdose.jpg">

That would be a big mistake.

jimmyf · 01-13-2004, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IntenseCash
Some company needs to create a penis enlargement and weight loss pill all in one. Oh and it has to work.

just a thought

In our new product release.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-13-2004, 07:25 PM

becareful or just from this thread someone could end up with a long, skinny and hairy dick.

Brad Xtremepay · 01-13-2004, 07:31 PM

Call THIS!

Pornwolf · 01-13-2004, 07:35 PM

wyldblyss · 01-13-2004, 07:37 PM

If someone is fat and lost weight their penis would automatically look bigger, it's the comparison thing

IntenseCash · 01-13-2004, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay
Call THIS!

huh??

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