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Old 01-13-2004, 06:04 PM   #1
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Im calling out the penis enlargement programs!!

Some company needs to create a penis enlargement and weight loss pill all in one. Oh and it has to work.

just a thought
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Old 01-13-2004, 06:07 PM   #2
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Wait... so you're fat AND you have a little dick? Life sucks!
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Old 01-13-2004, 06:07 PM   #3
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Im working on a pill now

It will make your girlfriend or wifes hand smaller, making your cock feel much bigger.

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Old 01-13-2004, 06:08 PM   #4
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No, it ain't gonna happen.

Selling people bullshit snake oil products has been a booming business since the dawn of time.

( Remember the 'How to stop walking on your knuckles with our brontosaurus sauce' scam of 30 million B.C.? )
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Old 01-13-2004, 06:08 PM   #5
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Some company needs to create a penis enlargement and weight loss pill all in one.
And hair growth. A 3-in-1 male make-over pill that works.

I'd sell the shit out of that I would.
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Old 01-13-2004, 06:09 PM   #6
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And hair growth. A 3-in-1 male make-over pill that works.

I'd sell the shit out of that I would.
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Old 01-13-2004, 06:09 PM   #7
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Wait... so you're fat AND you have a little dick? Life sucks!
naw neither. I just really think it would sell considering most men are fat and want a bigger penis.
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Old 01-13-2004, 06:10 PM   #8
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And hair growth. A 3-in-1 male make-over pill that works.

I'd sell the shit out of that I would.
Key words there being..... "...that works".

I sale no snake oil.
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Old 01-13-2004, 06:17 PM   #9
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And hair growth. A 3-in-1 male make-over pill that works.

I'd sell the shit out of that I would.

why not add viagra and make it an "all in wonder" pill
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Old 01-13-2004, 06:18 PM   #10
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I've got Darren working on something right now...should be ready by tomorrow morning

It will grow you a new head of hair, enlarge your penis and reduce your weight down to the perfect weight for your height, it will be 100% guaranteed to work in 8 hours or your money back. All with just one pill while you sleep. The cost will be one meeeeeeeeeeeeeeellion dollar and there's a 90% revshare program

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Old 01-13-2004, 06:23 PM   #11
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I've got Darren working on something right now...should be ready by tomorrow morning

It will grow you a new head of hair, enlarge your penis and reduce your weight down to the perfect weight for your height, it will be 100% guaranteed to work in 8 hours or your money back. All with just one pill while you sleep. The cost will be one meeeeeeeeeeeeeeellion dollar and there's a 90% revshare program

Sign up here only at http://www.imafatbaldbastardwithasmalldickandineedsomehel p.com/
here is a before and after pic that you can use

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Old 01-13-2004, 06:24 PM   #12
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here is a before and after pic that you can use

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Old 01-13-2004, 06:25 PM   #13
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Wait... so you're fat AND you have a little dick? Life sucks!
No matter how big your dick is, the fatter you are the smaller it'll look. So, I also think a combo pill would sell well.
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Old 01-13-2004, 07:05 PM   #14
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here is a before and after pic that you can use

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Wait a minute, if you look closely, you can see they don't have the same left eyebrow...are they different guys?
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Old 01-13-2004, 07:10 PM   #15
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Some company needs to create a penis enlargement and weight loss pill all in one. Oh and it has to work.

just a thought
All they have to do is slap a new label on the current ones. Most of the shit in penis pills is the same as weight loss pills. It all makes your heart go 2000 miles an hour. (Increases Metabolism )
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Old 01-13-2004, 07:15 PM   #16
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Old 01-13-2004, 07:20 PM   #17
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just a thought
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Old 01-13-2004, 07:25 PM   #18
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Old 01-13-2004, 07:31 PM   #19
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Old 01-13-2004, 07:37 PM   #21
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If someone is fat and lost weight their penis would automatically look bigger, it's the comparison thing
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Old 01-13-2004, 07:59 PM   #22
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