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Old 01-13-2004, 11:54 AM   #1
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I just saw someone take a dump with WORMS in it. SHIT EVERYWHERE

I was in line at the movies and some teenage kid was freaking out about something. He was clawing at his stomach.

He finally dropped his pants in the middle of the mall and took a leaky dump that looked like spinach mixed with cake frosting.

The worst part was that there were fucking WORMS in his shit. Wriggling around.

Security showed up and hauled him off. They had to call the mall management to clean it up.

The smell caused to people to puke.

Within minutes the worms were wrigging in new puke, filled with carrots, peas, and undigested taco bell. You could see the nachos floating in a mass with the wriggiling white worms. Big old round ones that looked like maggots.

In all the mess. I sneaked into the movies and saw fucking Return of the king for FREE!

I came out and you could still smell all the puke and vomit.
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Old 01-13-2004, 11:56 AM   #2
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pics?
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Old 01-13-2004, 11:56 AM   #3
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Neato!

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Old 01-13-2004, 11:57 AM   #4
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GREAT STORY
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Old 01-13-2004, 11:57 AM   #5
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Shit. Free movie. I never get that lucky.
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Old 01-13-2004, 11:58 AM   #6
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gee, thanks for sharing
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Old 01-13-2004, 12:02 PM   #7
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You forgot to mention the part about the alien popping out of his stomach.
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Old 01-13-2004, 12:02 PM   #8
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dude that's sick!
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Old 01-13-2004, 12:03 PM   #9
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and than you woke up.
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Old 01-13-2004, 12:04 PM   #10
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HAHAHAHA thats the biggest bullshit I heard.

You are a character of someone on here. You are not real.

I'm going to the movies tonight. Can't wait!
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Old 01-13-2004, 12:07 PM   #11
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Old 01-13-2004, 12:11 PM   #12
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Old 01-13-2004, 12:33 PM   #13
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Old 01-13-2004, 12:35 PM   #14
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Old 01-13-2004, 01:32 PM   #15
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That what you get for eating at taco bell
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