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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 333
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I just saw someone take a dump with WORMS in it. SHIT EVERYWHERE
I was in line at the movies and some teenage kid was freaking out about something. He was clawing at his stomach.
He finally dropped his pants in the middle of the mall and took a leaky dump that looked like spinach mixed with cake frosting. The worst part was that there were fucking WORMS in his shit. Wriggling around. Security showed up and hauled him off. They had to call the mall management to clean it up. The smell caused to people to puke. Within minutes the worms were wrigging in new puke, filled with carrots, peas, and undigested taco bell. You could see the nachos floating in a mass with the wriggiling white worms. Big old round ones that looked like maggots. In all the mess. I sneaked into the movies and saw fucking Return of the king for FREE! I came out and you could still smell all the puke and vomit. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 12,240
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pics?
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 1,519
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Neato!
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#4 |
aliasx
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 19,010
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GREAT STORY
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#5 |
No Refunds Issued.
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: GFY
Posts: 28,300
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Shit. Free movie. I never get that lucky.
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#6 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Seattle
Posts: 1,546
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gee, thanks for sharing
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#7 |
I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 25,100
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You forgot to mention the part about the alien popping out of his stomach.
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#8 |
sell me your banners
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: on the tubes
Posts: 12,931
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dude that's sick!
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#9 |
Affiliate
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Icq: 94-399-723
Posts: 24,433
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and than you woke up.
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#10 |
Ik ben een aap
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada!
Posts: 18,874
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HAHAHAHA thats the biggest bullshit I heard.
You are a character of someone on here. You are not real. I'm going to the movies tonight. Can't wait! |
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#11 |
Join The Royal Family
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 25,463
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Lol whatever
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#12 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: LIVE EVIL
Posts: 5,611
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photoshop
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#13 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Far far away...
Posts: 843
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#14 |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 2,794
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Confirmed CNN.
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#15 |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Canada
Posts: 4,534
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That what you get for eating at taco bell
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