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Old 01-17-2004, 01:18 PM   #1
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Slogan ideas for a funeral home biz
Need ideas.. anyone??
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Old 01-17-2004, 01:19 PM   #2
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die die die
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Old 01-17-2004, 01:21 PM   #3
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It's not just a job. It's an adventure.
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Old 01-17-2004, 01:23 PM   #4
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It's not just a job. It's an adventure.
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Old 01-17-2004, 01:23 PM   #5
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Old 01-17-2004, 01:23 PM   #6
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I have few so far..
"You're next!"
"How many people have you buried today?"
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Old 01-17-2004, 01:27 PM   #7
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Old 01-17-2004, 01:28 PM   #8
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How about "Live and Let Die"

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Old 01-17-2004, 01:34 PM   #9
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blah blah fneral home people are just dying to get in
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Old 01-17-2004, 01:34 PM   #10
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"Why risk your loved ones to the necrophiles who run other funeral homes?"
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Old 01-17-2004, 01:36 PM   #11
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insert necro joke here
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:10 PM   #12
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I know of an old one you can use


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Old 01-17-2004, 02:11 PM   #13
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:13 PM   #14
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I don't know but it sounds like a dead end job to me.
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:14 PM   #15
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Best slogan ever....

"Lets put the "FUN" back in FUNeral"

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Old 01-17-2004, 02:17 PM   #16
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Best slogan ever....

"Lets put the "FUN" back in FUNeral"
Hahaha!!
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:29 PM   #17
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"Death happens. Get over it."
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:31 PM   #18
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" leave the corpse, stay for the coffee "
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Old 01-17-2004, 02:38 PM   #19
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Soylent Green Acres, where all services are free.
Don't forget to visit our award winning cafeteria!

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Old 01-17-2004, 02:55 PM   #20
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Old 01-17-2004, 03:23 PM   #21
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Bring out your dead!

Soylet Green is good for you!

We want your business before the worms get you!

Our business is making you comfortable for eternity!
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Old 01-17-2004, 03:30 PM   #22
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Old 01-17-2004, 03:31 PM   #23
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"we are dead serious about our job"

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Old 01-17-2004, 03:32 PM   #24
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Old 01-17-2004, 03:34 PM   #25
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Old 01-17-2004, 03:35 PM   #26
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You kill em, we grill em. No wait...that's Roadkill Cafe.


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Gold Digger Special: You marry em, we bury em!
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Old 01-17-2004, 03:35 PM   #27
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"Let Us Stuff Your Stiff"
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Old 01-17-2004, 04:12 PM   #28
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"We're dead serious!"
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Old 01-17-2004, 04:14 PM   #29
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At ________ Funeral Home we GUARANTEE not to have sex with your dead body.
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Old 01-17-2004, 04:23 PM   #30
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At ________ Funeral Home we GUARANTEE not to have sex with your dead body
Promises promises
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Old 01-17-2004, 04:33 PM   #31
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Old 01-17-2004, 05:10 PM   #32
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"dead man paying!"
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Old 01-17-2004, 06:41 PM   #33
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Got Funeral Arrangements?

Got Caskets?

Have you ever seen the names of Traffic Schools? What about something like that:

Low Cost, Comedy and Pizza Funerals!
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