Slogan ideas for a funeral home biz
 

Need ideas.. anyone??

die die die

It's not just a job. It's an adventure.

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You snuff em we stuff em :thumbsup

I have few so far..
"You're next!"
"How many people have you buried today?"
"It's a numbers game!"

"Let us bury your loved ones -- because really, who wants another plague?"

How about "Live and Let Die"

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blah blah fneral home people are just dying to get in

"Why risk your loved ones to the necrophiles who run other funeral homes?"

insert necro joke here

I know of an old one you can use


"We're so busy, people are dying to get in!"

or
"Such good service, people are dying for our business!"

I don't know but it sounds like a dead end job to me.

Best slogan ever....

"Lets put the "FUN" back in FUNeral"

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Hahaha!! :1orglaugh

"Death happens. Get over it."

" leave the corpse, stay for the coffee "

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Soylent Green Acres, where all services are free.
Don't forget to visit our award winning cafeteria!

http://fantes.com/images/7234grinders.jpg

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Bring out your dead!

Soylet Green is good for you!

We want your business before the worms get you!

Our business is making you comfortable for eternity!

lol

"we are dead serious about our job"

lol

Over 1 million satisfied corpses. Never a complaint!

"We'll leave the light out for ya"

You kill em, we grill em. No wait...that's Roadkill Cafe.


Umm...


Gold Digger Special: You marry em, we bury em!

"Let Us Stuff Your Stiff"

"We're dead serious!"

At ________ Funeral Home we GUARANTEE not to have sex with your dead body.

Promises promises :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Your death is our livelihood!

"dead man paying!" :glugglug

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Have you ever seen the names of Traffic Schools? What about something like that:

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