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Shok · 01-12-2004, 02:30 PM

holy fuck this is getting hilarious

and fiddy

nathan_f · 01-12-2004, 02:30 PM

Fuck that, I'm not turning down my sound, disabling anything, or downloading another browser for one goddamn site.

Here's an idea, get a real banner.

ytcracker · 01-12-2004, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by ytcracker

im brilliant as fuck

Shok · 01-12-2004, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by nathan_f

Here's an idea, get a real banner.

It is a real banner, it's really there I swear

mrthumbs · 01-12-2004, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by Battuss

Please dont think that when i close this tread i spend 1 sec thinking about you.

just had to quote that one.

But Dude..seriously.. i apologize for being rude: how can i
make things right between us?

nathan_f · 01-12-2004, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by ytcracker

im brilliant as fuck

Nice!

jimboc · 01-12-2004, 02:35 PM

Get Avant Browser, you can have multiple windows open without clogging up your taskbar. disable pics, popups and flash with 1 click buttons at the top.

www.download.com

Smokey The Bear · 01-12-2004, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by SuckOnThis

i really cant believe this guy is in here doing business and acting like the fucking moron he is. makes me want to do business with ya pal

He is a real hero i tell ya

Im guessing about 16 years old

lol

woj · 01-12-2004, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by ytcracker

heh heh

Smokey The Bear · 01-12-2004, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by jimboc
Get Avant Browser, you can have multiple windows open without clogging up your taskbar. disable pics, popups and flash with 1 click buttons at the top.

www.download.com

Gee that sounds like agreat idea , turn everything off so you can surf gfy. NOT

Thanks but i think ill use my fully functional browser and hope a gfy admin has the brains to replace the banner shortly.

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*

Amazing you figured out how to turn off ALL the music on the computer to avoid one banner that takes 5 seconds to replace.

SIMPLY ASTOUNDING

Its a joke you twat, look at the bottom of the pic.

mrthumbs · 01-12-2004, 02:38 PM

hey guys, let's install opera AND mute sound!!

ytcracker · 01-12-2004, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by Battuss

Its a joke you twat, look at the bottom of the pic.

smokey can hack but he cant read too gud

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs

just had to quote that one.

But Dude..seriously.. i apologize for being rude: how can i
make things right between us?

By simply stop attacking me in every thread grrrrr.
Attack me when i say something stupid, not semi stupid.
Thanks.

mrthumbs · 01-12-2004, 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by Battuss

By simply stop attacking me in every thread grrrrr.
Attack me when i say something stupid, not semi stupid.
Thanks.

will do, i promise.

jimboc · 01-12-2004, 02:39 PM

screenshot here

Shok · 01-12-2004, 02:40 PM

Smokey has a bear named Steve

show them the pics Smokey!

Amputate Your Head · 01-12-2004, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by jimboc
Get Avant Browser, you can have multiple windows open without clogging up your taskbar. disable pics, popups and flash with 1 click buttons at the top.

www.download.com

Windows XP has this amazing thing called Taskbar Grouping.... it rox0rs. It puts windows of the same app all in one nice package. It's like, the future or something.

mrthumbs · 01-12-2004, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by jimboc
screenshot here

holy SHIT, that looks convenient!!!!

jimboc · 01-12-2004, 02:42 PM

Look at the screenshot and you'll see what i mean fucker

CLICK HERE FOR SCREENSHOT

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs

will do, i promise.

Good

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 02:48 PM

Look how clean it is

skillfull · 01-12-2004, 02:48 PM

look how nice opera is ;)
screenshot here

Amputate Your Head · 01-12-2004, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by Battuss
Look how clean it is

fuck Opera.

skillfull · 01-12-2004, 02:49 PM

opera is the best browser around
period

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

fuck Opera.

Ok, you cannnot like it, thats up to you...at least explain why...its too easy to just say fuck this and fuck that without backing it up.

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by skillfull

opera is the best browser around
period

The way you set it up it looks hidious!

jimboc · 01-12-2004, 02:54 PM

I'm just about to ask Opera how much a banner ad would cost on your cheapass free version of Opera....Anyone know where i can get a farting noise?

nathan_f · 01-12-2004, 02:55 PM

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Originally posted by skillfull

opera is the best browser around
period

Yeah! I love banners on my software.

DarkJedi · 01-12-2004, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by Shok
holy fuck this is getting hilarious

and fiddy

fuck you

Shok · 01-12-2004, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi

fuck you

flattery will you get you everywhere

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by Shok

flattery will you get you everywhere

Darkjedi is the master of flattery.

Shok · 01-12-2004, 03:00 PM

or the skinflute

Va2k · 01-12-2004, 03:01 PM

FUCKEN nice NO more banners with sounds. Turned active scripting off... Only thing that sucks is Im going to miss some of the sponsors ad's ole well im sure when that banner is gone ill turn it back on *shrugs*

TOM

Smokey The Bear · 01-12-2004, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by va2k
FUCKEN nice NO more banners with sounds. Turned active scripting off... Only thing that sucks is Im going to miss some of the sponsors ad's ole well im sure when that banner is gone ill turn it back on *shrugs*

TOM

Exactly they are making it so all the sponsors pay for the mistake of one childish sponsor. Great job Bobbiedollars

Evil1 · 01-12-2004, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by Battuss
Anyway, opera will let you browse gfy WAY faster than ie and no more funny noises! Also no more spyware, no more startpage hijacks etc.

ok, you talked me into it.. installed. wheres the pop-up blocker on this fuckin thing?

jimboc · 01-12-2004, 03:21 PM

Enjoy the banner ads... BTW then popup stopper on Avant is a button on the main browser bar

Evil1 · 01-12-2004, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by jimboc
Enjoy the banner ads...

at least theres no noise of someone shitting coming out of that banner.

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1

ok, you talked me into it.. installed. wheres the pop-up blocker on this fuckin thing?

It should stop popups by default.

Im sorry about the banner thing, when i downloaded it it had no banners.

Play around with it a bit and make it look clean...look at my screenpost. Get rid of the huge buttons and shit. After that you will love it.

jimboc · 01-12-2004, 03:25 PM

DarkJedi · 01-12-2004, 03:28 PM

you need a S/N or a crack to disable the ads in Opera

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
you need a S/N or a crack to disable the ads in Opera

http://www.google.nl/search?q=opera+...TF-8&hl=nl&lr=

jimboc · 01-12-2004, 03:30 PM

A serial number

Amputate Your Head · 01-12-2004, 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by Battuss

Ok, you cannnot like it, thats up to you...at least explain why...its too easy to just say fuck this and fuck that without backing it up.

ok sure...

it's ugly
it's slow
it's over complicated
it's confusing
it's cumbersome
it's full of ads
it's fucking shareware
the name sucks
it's a piece of shit
it's bundled with some bullshit nonsense crap from Sun
and for the life of me I can't figure out why the fuck anyone would want to use it.

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

ok sure...

it's ugly
Look at my screenshot, i simply dont believe you can call that ugly. If you do then its simply a lie to protect yourself.

it's slow
Its way faster than IE period.

it's over complicated
Its far from complicated. If you think this is complicated then i bet you have huge problems finding the reload button on ie as well.

it's confusing
See above.

it's cumbersome
Dont know what that means, im dutch.

it's full of ads
Full of ads? You mean that little banner on the top?

it's fucking shareware
Yeah, that makes it really bad, especially all the ads you mentioned. You can find a serial on google in 2 secs.

the name sucks
Thats personal but youd be the first person i know who doesnt touch software because of a name. Must be the meds you on.

it's a piece of shit
Read all the comments above again.

it's bundled with some bullshit nonsense crap from Sun
and for the life of me I can't figure out why the fuck anyone would want to use it.
Honestly dont know about that.

Lets see what can we conclude...nah, no need to explain it i think.
Thanks for showing your intelligence once again amp.

Amputate Your Head · 01-12-2004, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by Battuss

Lets see what can we conclude...nah, no need to explain it i think.
Thanks for showing your intelligence once again amp.

if you don't want my answer, don't ask me the question. Not real hard to figure out.

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

if you don't want my answer, don't ask me the question. Not real hard to figure out.

well i was seriously hoping for some constructive critism but the way you talk about it it shows that you never even tried it yet feel smart enough to say it sucks.

Pretty gay.

Amputate Your Head · 01-12-2004, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by Battuss

well i was seriously hoping for some constructive critism but the way you talk about it it shows that you never even tried it yet feel smart enough to say it sucks.

Pretty gay.

I have it installed and open right now. Does that qualify me for giving an opinion? Or do I have to be a die hard Opera fan such as yourself before I can be heard?

Fuck Opera. It's a piece of shit. That's my fucking opinion.

Amputate Your Head · 01-12-2004, 03:54 PM

yes Battuss.... it's shareware, and it sucks. The banner ads on the sites are enough without having them on the fucking browser too. And no, it is NOT faster. It's fucking slow as shit. I can open 10 IE windows in the time it takes Opera to fucking load. I don't like it's layout.... the fucking whack ass panel on the side sucks.... the fucking search boxes up there are gay.... the tabs are fucking irritating....

shall I continue?

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
yes Battuss.... it's shareware, and it sucks. The banner ads on the sites are enough without having them on the fucking browser too. And no, it is NOT faster. It's fucking slow as shit. I can open 10 IE windows in the time it takes Opera to fucking load. I don't like it's layout.... the fucking whack ass panel on the side sucks.... the fucking search boxes up there are gay.... the tabs are fucking irritating....

shall I continue?

Ok, go to google and type opera + serial
Fixed

Layout, play around with the settings, even you should know that. Look at my screenshot, do you see anything weird? buttons, panels, boxes? No. Takes 3 mins to sort it out.
Fixed

Speed, well what can i say? It IS faster. After you cleaned it up just browse around a bit, especially gfy.

Anything else?

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nathan_f Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes. Posts: 3,983	Fuck that, I'm not turning down my sound, disabling anything, or downloading another browser for one goddamn site. Here's an idea, get a real banner.

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mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	hey guys, let's install opera AND mute sound!!

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jimboc Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Internet of course Posts: 1,614	I'm just about to ask Opera how much a banner ad would cost on your cheapass free version of Opera....Anyone know where i can get a farting noise? __________________

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Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	or the skinflute

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Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	FUCKEN nice NO more banners with sounds. Turned active scripting off... Only thing that sucks is Im going to miss some of the sponsors ad's ole well im sure when that banner is gone ill turn it back on shrugs TOM __________________

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	yes Battuss.... it's shareware, and it sucks. The banner ads on the sites are enough without having them on the fucking browser too. And no, it is NOT faster. It's fucking slow as shit. I can open 10 IE windows in the time it takes Opera to fucking load. I don't like it's layout.... the fucking whack ass panel on the side sucks.... the fucking search boxes up there are gay.... the tabs are fucking irritating.... shall I continue? __________________ SIG TOO BIG