What farting banner? - here is the solution - GoFuckYourself.com

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 01:44 PM

I agree that it would suck to disable flash in your browser because of some banners on gfy.

Simply install another browser for gfy.
I suggest opera. I think by default flash is not installed or else you can turn it off.

I downloaded Opera just to browse gfy but after a while i was so happy with it that i now use it to browse almost any site.

Anyway, opera will let you browse gfy WAY faster than ie and no more funny noises! Also no more spyware, no more startpage hijacks etc.

If you want to keep IE as a default for browsing ok, just add opera on your taskbar for surfing gfy. Give it a try, you will love it.

http://www.opera.com/download/

Shok · 01-12-2004, 01:48 PM

my solution

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
my solution

By the time you posted that you could already be halfway downloading opera.

jimthefiend · 01-12-2004, 01:51 PM

even easier

avion · 01-12-2004, 01:52 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Shok
my solution

[/QUOTE

hahhaa, ok....

Amputate Your Head · 01-12-2004, 01:52 PM

I know.... it's rocket science.

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 01:53 PM

Yes but you want to listen to music, download a vid etc. You'll be turning it on and off 20 times a day.

jimthefiend · 01-12-2004, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I know.... it's rocket science.

mrthumbs · 01-12-2004, 01:53 PM

YES! Let's install a complete new fucking browser just to get rid
of that farting banner!!

Amputate Your Head · 01-12-2004, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Yes but you want to listen to music, download a vid etc. You'll be turning it on and off 20 times a day.

and that extra *click* is going to be too much to bear I'm sure.

01-12-2004, 01:55 PM

Disable active scripting and GFY will be ad-free. And fart-free. And you can listen to music and ICQ Uh-Ohs as well.

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
YES! Let's install a complete new fucking browser just to get rid
of that farting banner!!

No, lets open 10 threads a day about it and get annoyed 30 times a day by it, that will help!

And did you even read what i said? It will greatly improve your browsing speed on gfy.

And ofcourse after this banner there will be another banner that cause 10 threads a day to be opened.

The Truth Hurts · 01-12-2004, 01:56 PM

Fuck the halfassed solutions that interfere with my RAGE..

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

and that extra *click* is going to be too much to bear I'm sure.

Spend 3 mins on installing a better browser than IE or switch sound on and off 20 times a day...whatever you think you is more easy dude...

mrthumbs · 01-12-2004, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

No, lets open 10 threads a day about it and get annoyed 30 times a day by it, that will help!

And did you even read what i said? It will greatly improve your browsing speed on gfy.

And ofcourse after this banner there will be another banner that cause 10 threads a day to be opened.

dude, im seriously getting worried about your mental health.

hit me up on icq.

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs

dude, im seriously getting worried about your mental health.

hit me up on icq.

Ok, explain to me why my suggestion is so stupid?

01-12-2004, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

Ok, explain to me why my suggestion is so stupid?

cuz it just .... is. [IMG]http://***********/thebirdman.gif[/IMG]

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs

dude, im seriously getting worried about your mental health.

hit me up on icq.

Listen dude, i already dont see the farting banner so i couldnt care less. Im not trying to be a smart ass here. Im suggesting something that works better than opening 10 threads a day, turning sound on and off 20 times a day and getting annoyed 30 times a day. And it only takes TWO minutes. Why do you attack me for that and tell me i have mental problems?

mrthumbs · 01-12-2004, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

Ok, explain to me why my suggestion is so stupid?

listen.. i know you just need your browser to look at gfy and
make crappy posts all day BUT...

I happen to make money from his thing called the Internet
and since 96% of the people (my customers, people that
support my lifestyle etc etc) USE internet explorer i LIKE to see what they see!

You really cant grasp that can you?

"Batttus: well you can keep IE installed as a backup?"

NO.. things dont work like that.

The Truth Hurts · 01-12-2004, 02:02 PM

opera is junk.

Amputate Your Head · 01-12-2004, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

Spend 3 mins on installing a better browser than IE or switch sound on and off 20 times a day...whatever you think you is more easy dude...

I choose to do neither. I have an external amplifier I channel everything through, and have configured everything the way I want it to be. I get music all day long, no farting banner, and am generally happy.

However, I don't expect you to find buying an amplifier as a solution, therefore I recommended the next easiest level of peace that you can find: The mute option. Simple, inexpensive, and effective.

If justifying using Opera by way of "it eliminates the fart banner!" makes you feel all warm and fuzzy, then by all means... do. And I shall be happy in the knowledge that you're comfortable with your decision.

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs

listen.. i know you just need your browser to look at gfy and
make crappy posts all day BUT...

I happen to make money from his thing called the Internet
and since 96% of the people (my customers, people that
support my lifestyle etc etc) USE internet explorer i LIKE to see what they see!

You really cant grasp that can you?

"Batttus: well you can keep IE installed as a backup?"

NO.. things dont work like that.

DUDE i said use opera for surfing gfy and if it makes you feel better use IE for the rest of the net.

Oh wait, 96% of your customers are surfing gfy so you need to see what they see on gfy....got ya! Sorry i didnt understand that.

I think you should read my posts better and then attack me.

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
opera is junk.

Why?

Trax · 01-12-2004, 02:06 PM

im gonna try opera
not because of the banner... but hey ;)

The Truth Hurts · 01-12-2004, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

Why?

Because it's not IE.

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts

Because it's not IE.

Thanks for the great improvement of this thread.

The Truth Hurts · 01-12-2004, 02:08 PM

like it could get any worse?

mrthumbs · 01-12-2004, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

DUDE i said use opera for surfing gfy and if it makes you feel better use IE for the rest of the net.

Oh wait, 96% of your customers are surfing gfy so you need to see what they see on gfy....got ya! Sorry i didnt understand that.

I think you should read my posts better and then attack me.

INSTALLING A BROWSER JUST TO BROWSE GFY??

The effort required starting up your browser is equal to that of
muting your sound.

Have you gone insane?!?!?!

ThunderBalls · 01-12-2004, 02:10 PM

Here's a better solution. Take the fucking banner off or quit browsing GFY.

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs

INSTALLING A BROWSER JUST TO BROWSE GFY??

The effort required starting up your browser is equal to that of
muting your sound.

Have you gone insane?!?!?!

"The effort required starting up your browser is equal to that of
muting your sound."

I already mentioned this but just for you im gonna do it again. People want to listen music, watch vids that are posted etc. The same people also check gfy 20 times a day. This would mean that they would have to click on and off 20 times a day. This is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY more effort and fucking WAY more annoying than surfing gfy with Opera.

You are taking things out of context and then try to make it look stupid by saying what you are saying just to attack me...im gonna stop argueing with you in this post. Its clear that you dont care about the subject instead are just busy trying to make me look like a fool. You know better and i know you know better.

I have no problem with you but in this thread youre an asshole and once again you know better than the things you are saying, you are just doing it to try to make me look stupid.

And i know this because lately you attack me in more thread just for the hell of it...

Shok · 01-12-2004, 02:14 PM

ok thundernuts, your wisdom overwhelms

Honeyslut · 01-12-2004, 02:15 PM

What farting banner ?

( I never use sound at gfy)

mrthumbs · 01-12-2004, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

I have no problem with you but in this thread youre an asshole and once again you know better than the things you are saying, you are just doing it to try to make me look stupid.

Dude, im just fucking around giving you a little challenge.

I told you before: dont worry about it. Take it as a compliment.

You know what: ill install opera. just for you.

SoundMan · 01-12-2004, 02:17 PM

that fart banner is supposed to be fixed w/no sound...

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs

Dude, im just fucking around giving you a little challenge.

I told you before: dont worry about it. Take it as a compliment.

You know what: ill install opera. just for you.

Shove it in yer ass instead.

ThunderBalls · 01-12-2004, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
ok thundernuts, your wisdom overwhelms

Coming from some McDonalds degenerate reject punk that places farting banners on web sites, your comments mean little to me. People like you have ruined this industry in a feeble attempt to make a quick buck...fuck off.

mrthumbs · 01-12-2004, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

Shove it in yer ass instead.

you are too sensitive.

Shok · 01-12-2004, 02:19 PM

baaahahahaha

farting banners ruined the industry?
Did you just fall off a turnip truck?

mrthumbs · 01-12-2004, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
baaahahahaha

farting banners ruined the industry?
Did you just fall off a turnip truck?

yeah dude.. didnt you know?

You ruined microsoft as well: 78% of all people switched
to opera overnight.

Shok · 01-12-2004, 02:21 PM

Nikoleta · 01-12-2004, 02:22 PM

when so much GFYers hate it, it just MUST be removed...no need to install or mute sth...
it's so simple IMO

Shok · 01-12-2004, 02:22 PM

well all I can is.....

I'M SORRY I BROKE THE INTERNET

please except my apologies

Smokey The Bear · 01-12-2004, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I know.... it's rocket science.

Why dont the rocket scientists at gfy simpley replace the damn banner.

I like to listen to music whilst i surf.

skillfull · 01-12-2004, 02:24 PM

opera is way better than ie
faster, more secure and simply better
now if you like to bitch stay with your crappy ie and discover why this is crap day after day
i switched to opera 2 years ago and this is the better browser on the market
period

mrthumbs · 01-12-2004, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
well all I can is.....

I'M SORRY I BROKE THE INTERNET

please except my apologies

not just that.. you broke battus' heart.. he actually minimized
BOTH browsers at this stage.. and he hates my guts.

Thanks shok.

mrthumbs · 01-12-2004, 02:28 PM

just to give this thread a positive twist:

BOOBIEBUCKS ROXXXXXX

ytcracker · 01-12-2004, 02:28 PM

Dirty F · 01-12-2004, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs

not just that.. you broke battus' heart.. he actually minimized
BOTH browsers at this stage.. and he hates my guts.

Thanks shok.

Please dont think that when i close this tread i spend 1 sec thinking about you.

Smokey The Bear · 01-12-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker

Amazing you figured out how to turn off ALL the music on the computer to avoid one banner that takes 5 seconds to replace.

SIMPLY ASTOUNDING

SuckOnThis · 01-12-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
baaahahahaha

farting banners ruined the industry?
Did you just fall off a turnip truck?

i really cant believe this guy is in here doing business and acting like the fucking moron he is. makes me want to do business with ya pal

01-12-2004, 01:44 PM	#1
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	What farting banner? - here is the solution I agree that it would suck to disable flash in your browser because of some banners on gfy. Simply install another browser for gfy. I suggest opera. I think by default flash is not installed or else you can turn it off. I downloaded Opera just to browse gfy but after a while i was so happy with it that i now use it to browse almost any site. Anyway, opera will let you browse gfy WAY faster than ie and no more funny noises! Also no more spyware, no more startpage hijacks etc. If you want to keep IE as a default for browsing ok, just add opera on your taskbar for surfing gfy. Give it a try, you will love it. http://www.opera.com/download/

01-12-2004, 01:52 PM	#6
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01-12-2004, 01:48 PM	#2
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	my solution

01-12-2004, 01:51 PM	#4
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	even easier

01-12-2004, 01:52 PM	#5
avion Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: right next to u Posts: 1,403	[QUOTE]Originally posted by Shok my solution [/QUOTE hahhaa, ok....

01-12-2004, 01:53 PM	#7
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Yes but you want to listen to music, download a vid etc. You'll be turning it on and off 20 times a day.

01-12-2004, 01:53 PM	#9
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	YES! Let's install a complete new fucking browser just to get rid of that farting banner!!

01-12-2004, 01:55 PM	#11
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	Disable active scripting and GFY will be ad-free. And fart-free. And you can listen to music and ICQ Uh-Ohs as well.

01-12-2004, 01:56 PM	#13
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,306	Fuck the halfassed solutions that interfere with my RAGE..

01-12-2004, 02:02 PM	#20
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,306	opera is junk.

01-12-2004, 02:06 PM	#24
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	im gonna try opera not because of the banner... but hey ;)

01-12-2004, 02:08 PM	#27
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,306	like it could get any worse?

01-12-2004, 02:10 PM	#29
ThunderBalls So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mesosphere Posts: 2,926	Here's a better solution. Take the fucking banner off or quit browsing GFY.

01-12-2004, 02:14 PM	#31
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	ok thundernuts, your wisdom overwhelms

01-12-2004, 02:17 PM	#34
SoundMan So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MidWest Posts: 3,471	that fart banner is supposed to be fixed w/no sound...

01-12-2004, 02:19 PM	#38
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	baaahahahaha farting banners ruined the industry? Did you just fall off a turnip truck?

01-12-2004, 02:21 PM	#40
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611

01-12-2004, 02:22 PM	#41
Nikoleta Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 362	when so much GFYers hate it, it just MUST be removed...no need to install or mute sth... it's so simple IMO