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Mr Exotic · 01-12-2004, 08:12 AM

I would fucking kill him.

Head · 01-12-2004, 08:14 AM

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Originally posted by Mr Exotic
I would fucking kill him.

diddo

InsaneMidget · 01-12-2004, 08:37 AM

i hate pee

so i calmed down a little, took some peoples advice, ofcourse i'm not going to take it as far as laughing just yet, but i'm not pissed anymore as long as he follows through with a new wireless optical keyboard & mouse and lets me jizz on his soon to be penetrated butthole.

sweet7 · 01-12-2004, 08:40 AM

at least he was thinking of you

InsaneMidget · 01-12-2004, 08:41 AM

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Originally posted by sweet7
at least he was thinking of you

i would have enjoyed a cuddle afterwards atleast..

Ross · 01-12-2004, 08:42 AM

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Originally posted by InsaneMidget

I need to work and he was too drunk to even realize what I was saying I think. I just don't get how someone would get the idea to walk into your roomates room naked, and piss on his shit. I don't understand. Drunk or not, that doesn't sound fucking normal to me, maybe something fucked up in the head?

Not trying to make excuses for him but let me tell you something about my friend:

When he gets really really drunk he sleep walks. Everytime without fail he either pisses or tries to piss on something other than the toilet pan. One time he stayed at his girlfriends house and she caught him standing over her brother ready to piss on his face. Still sleeping so he doesn't know what he's doing.

A couple of weeks ago he got up in the middle of the night and pissed all over a bag he bought her which cost $200. He's also been caught sleep walking and got into his car, started the engine and put it into reverse and was ready to drive even tho his drive way gates were closed. Someone got him just in time and turned the car off.

Possibly your friend did somethig similair? I can't imagine any sane person purposely mistaing a computer for a toilet.

NoCarrier · 01-12-2004, 08:48 AM

Well, if my roommate was a midget, I'd piss on the midget first, then the computer.

404 · 01-12-2004, 08:53 AM

he's marking his territory. rub his nose in it next time. if he persists, try sprinkling naptha flakes on the area in question. if that fails have him neutered.

Peter Romero · 01-12-2004, 09:04 AM

Alcoholics Anonymous

tony286 · 01-12-2004, 09:20 AM

Its time to get rid of the roomate and live by yourself like a grownup.

Nikoleta · 01-12-2004, 09:27 AM

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Originally posted by POV Porn guy
Alcoholics Anonymous

good idea

Martin · 01-12-2004, 09:28 AM

That happend to me once with this chick I was dating. We went out one night and we both got pretty drunk came home and hit the sack. I woke up a few hours later and found her squatting in the corner of my room. Caught her just in time..lol.

Matt 26z · 01-12-2004, 09:32 AM

If you've been friends with him since you were 3, then this is the sort of thing you'll both eventually look back on and laugh at.

InsaneMidget · 01-12-2004, 10:00 AM

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Its time to get rid of the roomate and live by yourself like a grownup.

is this your refferal id?
http://www.trafficcashgold.com/?wm_r...R_ACCOUNT_NAME

Many people have roomates, no matter what age they are. I'm also only 20, it's cheaper rent & bills.

InsaneMidget · 01-12-2004, 10:06 AM

Just talked to my roomate, he came in my room looking for his keyboard and mouse. He had no idea about any of this.

Good ol' tequila.

Ross · 01-12-2004, 10:13 AM

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Originally posted by InsaneMidget
Just talked to my roomate, he came in my room looking for his keyboard and mouse. He had no idea about any of this.

Good ol' tequila.

Still no excuse dude. I'd make him pay for the damage caused.

myjah · 01-12-2004, 10:34 AM

you must have alot of heart for this guy i know that

Herb Kornfield · 01-12-2004, 10:35 AM

Herb Kornfields Golden Rule for Roommates.

No men besides me will ever live with me, there is only 1 alpha male in this house and its me. Rule is firm, even told my brother to get his own pad together once.

Me and Mrs will let most any woman live here if she needs to. I am all down with that as well is the wife. She'd love to have a babe here for her to play with full time and has asked me if its ok on a few occasions.

Gotta love women that love women. Its a beautiful thing man.

InsaneMidget · 01-12-2004, 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by Ross
Still no excuse dude. I'd make him pay for the damage caused.

I believe he is...

psyko514 · 01-13-2004, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by 404
he's marking his territory. rub his nose in it next time. if he persists, try sprinkling naptha flakes on the area in question. if that fails have him neutered.

lmao!

Swanks · 01-13-2004, 12:35 AM

Oh Jesus

Find something of his thats of value and take a nice fat shit on it/in it.

MadCap · 01-13-2004, 02:50 AM

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<marquee><font size=10>OWNED!</marquee>

And hes right at least he didnt teabag you

OneHungLo · 01-13-2004, 03:39 AM

I had something similar happen to me when i was in highschool.

My friends parents went away one weekend and he threw a pretty big party all week. Well, the first night one of my buddies thought it was funny to take shit on the seat of my car. After i found out who it was i started plotting my revenge

So the next night that kid who took the shit in my front seat got really drunk and passed out. Thats when i took action.

I went into the bathroom and jerked off and blew a monster load in my hand, walked into his room and tossed it in his face. The little fucker didn't even flinch. I woke the whole house up to show them what i did, everyone stood around in horror once they realized what was dripping off this kids face

see for me i just cleaned the shit off my car seat and that was the end of it. well him...he was scarred for life.

I suggest you do the same

slavdogg · 01-13-2004, 04:01 AM

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Originally posted by Ross

When he gets really really drunk he sleep walks. Everytime without fail he either pisses or tries to piss on something other than the toilet pan. One time he stayed at his girlfriends house and she caught him standing over her brother ready to piss on his face. Still sleeping so he doesn't know what he's doing.

A couple of weeks ago he got up in the middle of the night and pissed all over a bag he bought her which cost $200. He's also been caught sleep walking and got into his car, started the engine and put it into reverse and was ready to drive even tho his drive way gates were closed. Someone got him just in time and turned the car off.
.

HAHAHAHAHA
i havent LOLed this hard in a while..

flashfire · 01-13-2004, 04:28 AM

Cant help but laugh...maybe you should lock your door

Vitasoy · 01-13-2004, 04:57 AM

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Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -

haha

Paul -C- · 01-13-2004, 06:38 AM

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Originally posted by Ross
Not trying to make excuses for him but let me tell you something about my friend:

When he gets really really drunk he sleep walks. Everytime without fail he either pisses or tries to piss on something other than the toilet pan. One time he stayed at his girlfriends house and she caught him standing over her brother ready to piss on his face. Still sleeping so he doesn't know what he's doing.

A couple of weeks ago he got up in the middle of the night and pissed all over a bag he bought her which cost $200. He's also been caught sleep walking and got into his car, started the engine and put it into reverse and was ready to drive even tho his drive way gates were closed. Someone got him just in time and turned the car off.

Possibly your friend did somethig similair? I can't imagine any sane person purposely mistaing a computer for a toilet.

You know some strange people!

TheEnforcer · 01-13-2004, 08:50 AM

When he goes to sleep throw everything of his out in the fucking street and then when you've got that donepiss on his head to wake him up, then cold cock him and toss him out on his ass!!

Dugan · 01-13-2004, 11:17 AM

I've been to that point, got piss drunk when i was 17 passed out, stood up started to get ready to piss on the couch, apparently the owner of the house showed me the door and i pissed outside walked back in and went back to sleep on the couch. I don't really remember, since, well i was drunk.

InsaneMidget · 01-13-2004, 11:28 AM

So yea, a friend of mine and I got drunk last night and trashed his room, no damage, just mesed it up, let's just say I didn't know I could fit his mattress in his closet, he brought some girl home last night, can't imagine that impressed her.

I also asked every girl on his msn list if they wanted to gangbang, he had a lot to explain this morning.

Also drank all his fucking beer.

He thought it was all funny as hell, meh, whatever, I found it funny too.

Well, it was fun being a jackass for a night...

jawanda · 01-13-2004, 12:33 PM

A friend of mine had a party a few years ago and walked into his bedroom to find a drunk dude pissing in his sock drawer.

He grabbed him by the hair, dragged him down the stairs, threw him outside onto the curb, then chased him around with his high-voltage cattle-prod for awhile.

The guy has permanent burn scars all up and down his arm.

Bet he'll never do that again.

Sucks man, at least you got some 'fun' out of it

-P

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01-12-2004, 09:28 AM	#62
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	That happend to me once with this chick I was dating. We went out one night and we both got pretty drunk came home and hit the sack. I woke up a few hours later and found her squatting in the corner of my room. Caught her just in time..lol. __________________

01-12-2004, 08:12 AM	#51
Mr Exotic Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 153	I would fucking kill him.

01-12-2004, 08:37 AM	#53
InsaneMidget Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,767	i hate pee so i calmed down a little, took some peoples advice, ofcourse i'm not going to take it as far as laughing just yet, but i'm not pissed anymore as long as he follows through with a new wireless optical keyboard & mouse and lets me jizz on his soon to be penetrated butthole.

01-12-2004, 09:20 AM	#60
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Its time to get rid of the roomate and live by yourself like a grownup.

01-12-2004, 09:32 AM	#63
Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	If you've been friends with him since you were 3, then this is the sort of thing you'll both eventually look back on and laugh at.

01-12-2004, 10:06 AM	#65
InsaneMidget Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,767	Just talked to my roomate, he came in my room looking for his keyboard and mouse. He had no idea about any of this. Good ol' tequila.

01-12-2004, 10:34 AM	#67
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01-12-2004, 10:35 AM	#68
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Herb Kornfields Golden Rule for Roommates. No men besides me will ever live with me, there is only 1 alpha male in this house and its me. Rule is firm, even told my brother to get his own pad together once. Me and Mrs will let most any woman live here if she needs to. I am all down with that as well is the wife. She'd love to have a babe here for her to play with full time and has asked me if its ok on a few occasions. Gotta love women that love women. Its a beautiful thing man.

01-13-2004, 03:39 AM	#73
OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,906	I had something similar happen to me when i was in highschool. My friends parents went away one weekend and he threw a pretty big party all week. Well, the first night one of my buddies thought it was funny to take shit on the seat of my car. After i found out who it was i started plotting my revenge So the next night that kid who took the shit in my front seat got really drunk and passed out. Thats when i took action. I went into the bathroom and jerked off and blew a monster load in my hand, walked into his room and tossed it in his face. The little fucker didn't even flinch. I woke the whole house up to show them what i did, everyone stood around in horror once they realized what was dripping off this kids face see for me i just cleaned the shit off my car seat and that was the end of it. well him...he was scarred for life. I suggest you do the same

01-13-2004, 04:28 AM	#75
flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	Cant help but laugh...maybe you should lock your door

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01-13-2004, 11:17 AM	#79
Dugan Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Online Posts: 856	I've been to that point, got piss drunk when i was 17 passed out, stood up started to get ready to piss on the couch, apparently the owner of the house showed me the door and i pissed outside walked back in and went back to sleep on the couch. I don't really remember, since, well i was drunk.

01-13-2004, 11:28 AM	#80
InsaneMidget Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,767	So yea, a friend of mine and I got drunk last night and trashed his room, no damage, just mesed it up, let's just say I didn't know I could fit his mattress in his closet, he brought some girl home last night, can't imagine that impressed her. I also asked every girl on his msn list if they wanted to gangbang, he had a lot to explain this morning. Also drank all his fucking beer. He thought it was all funny as hell, meh, whatever, I found it funny too. Well, it was fun being a jackass for a night...

01-13-2004, 12:33 PM	#81
jawanda Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,040	A friend of mine had a party a few years ago and walked into his bedroom to find a drunk dude pissing in his sock drawer. He grabbed him by the hair, dragged him down the stairs, threw him outside onto the curb, then chased him around with his high-voltage cattle-prod for awhile. The guy has permanent burn scars all up and down his arm. Bet he'll never do that again. Sucks man, at least you got some 'fun' out of it -P