My roomate pissed on my desk, wireless keyboard, & wireless mouse!!!
 

I wake up 6 a.m. to my VERY DRUNK roomate naked on the other side of the room in the dark facing my computer desk, actually kind of freaked me out at first, looked like the blair witch type of thing where the guy is in the corner with his back to the camera, just reminded me of that, anyway, I could see enough that it was him, and asked what the fuck he was doing, once he heard me, he walked out of my room and into the bathroom, I put pants on, turned the light on, and saw that he pissed over my fucking desk, wireless keyboard & mouse, my main control speaker, and my mousepad was soaked in piss.

For about 5 minutes while he was in the bathroom I tried to comprehend what the fuck I just saw him do. I still can't believe it. I doubt he will remember any of this tomorrow, but I'm fucking pissed, when he came out I screamed asking him what the fuck was wrong with him, and told him he was buying me all new shit, and I slammed his bedroom door in his face. I'm surprised I didn't start punching this fucker in the head.

So, since I need to get quite a lot of work done and I knew he sure as fuck wouldn't clean it up, I had to, which was sick, it's all disinfected now, however my wireless keyboard is broken.



Anyone have anything crazy like this happen to them? I just can't fucking comprehend at all what the fuck he did. How did you deal with something like this without taking your biggest kitchen knife to them? I've been friends with this guy since I was 3 years old, we've had nothing but minor problems, and have had no problems lately. I don't get it. :feels-hot

Sounds like some good motivation to get your own crib ASAP ...

Yes, thats not even a question.

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Kinda makes you wonder what that wet spot was on the couch from the last time he went out drinking, eh?

My advice: lock your bedroom door.

At least you didn't wake up to find him teabagging you :warning

I would suggest getting a lock on your bedroom door.

Wouldn't clean it up huh?

Sorry you as much as a prick has he is for not making him clean it up.... Damn sure I ain't cleaning up another mans piss...

:(

I need to work and he was too drunk to even realize what I was saying I think. I just don't get how someone would get the idea to walk into your roomates room naked, and piss on his shit. I don't understand. Drunk or not, that doesn't sound fucking normal to me, maybe something fucked up in the head?

i suggest getting a new roomie

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Pay him back, SHIT in his bed :1orglaugh

haha that's just fucking hilarious :1orglaugh

That's just his way of telling you he's ready for some watersports action, all you have to do is ask.

But seriously, sorry to hear that, this sucks. I have a friend who has had this happen to him twice by the same loser drunk someone keeps bringing to the house.

he broke my keyboard as well, I took his, which is actually one I gave him, and waiting for him to wake up to go buy me a new mouse and keyboard.

good idea, but take it a step further, smear loose feces all over something important of his - eat tomato soup for like a week or so, serve revenge cold ... then throw all his stuff out (wear gloves for the items you have soiled) and change the locks.

God i cannot stand an ignorant blacked out drunk.

Time to go back to the county fair and dig up a new lowlife to split the $200/month rent with!

Where'd you find a jackass like this?

$200, I wish, I'm looking at a place now for $500 to move into, closer to my girlfriend as well.



This guy has been one of my best friends since I was 3 or 4 years old. I'm quite shocked really at this morning.

hahha, thats nice idea :)

but the whole story is SICK - I would get rid of such a rommate ASAP!

Perhaps you better change the your gfy title to "Piss Happens."

hahahahahaha

but in all seriousness, i feel sorry for you mate, wack a lock on your door, make it to, or piss on his face and computer or something and make him clean it up. but :)payback is a bitch;) hope you get all your computer fixed up today

I once pissed in my own wardobe, all over my clothes and stuff, in my sleep. And yes, I had been bing drinking :glugglug

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I once did something similar when I was a kid. I was apparently sleepwalking and pissed on a pile of books.

Don't be too mad at the guy... something like that probably happened to him as well. Just make him pay the damages and make fun of him with it for the rest of your lives :thumbsup

damn
what a bunch of upfucked stories lol

I think the guy was indeed sleepwalking as other people already mentioned.

Go talk to him, tell him what happened, and make him pay bigtime.

I thought it was only me that did shit like that. :)

RESPECT to your room mate.

Although tell him from me, my personal favourite is a bit of 1 week old cock cheese on all the buttons you press most often.

But tell him, DON'T allow you to see him doing it. It spoils the fun.

What he can do however, is post pics of the cheese here on GFY.

Have you got any pics of you cleaning up the piss btw? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

He was drunk, maybe sleepwalking while drunk, but I'm not going to justify any of this. It's sick and I plan on punching him in the nuts as soon as he gets up.

EXACT same thing happened to me about 16 years ago... and the guy wasn't my roommate yet even! It was before we became roomates for a couple years, we had picked up 3 chicks and had gone back to his apartment to party. Everyone passed out on couches, and I awoke at maybe 5 am, rolled over and saw Nick pissing on the coffee table!

Fuck, if any roommate of mine pissed on something valueable like my computer I'd definitely cut his nuts off. Well... at least I'd make him buy me all new shit (after I tossed his pissing ass out into a snowbank).

If you must have a roommate, allways make sure it's a lesbian! No guys no straight girls, they cause too many issues.

wouldnt kicking him in hte nut be easier? and hurt more? but wait until he gets back with all your new stuff

wouldnt kicking him in hte nut be easier? and hurt more? but wait until he gets back with all your new stuff

dammit im so not forward to getting a roommate now.. lol

but i have to =b

I was at a birthday party at an old highschool friend's house a few years ago. Everyone drank too much and had to stay the night.

One guy that was passed out on the couch got up in front of everybody, whipped his pants down and pissed all over the coffee table, then he lied down and went back to sleep.

Piss splattered everywhere, all over the couch and the carpet. It was a terrible mess. There was a huge puddle of piss just eating away at their wooden coffee table.

If it was my house I would have had to burn the carpet and all the furniture, but these people just mopped it up. Sick bastards. I've never been in that house since then.

That reminds me... a friend of mine did the same thing at a party once... He was drunk and passed out, and then suddenly he got up, whipped out his dick and pissed in the corner of the room... after which he went to sleep again.


Could it be that us men have an instinct telling us to mark our territory, which we can only repress when sober? :1orglaugh

Dude, it's just stuff. He can buy new stuff for you, laugh about it instead.

If he pissed in your mouth it would a different case.

At least he had the decency to do it in the corner.

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Yeah, I guess how I can see why I should be happy that he woke me up from a few hours sleep pissing on my fairly expensive keyboard & mouse, then not clena it up when I tell him to, I had to clean all that fucking piss up, it reaked. I have to work, I can't wait half a day for him to wake up. I'm not going to laugh about it, atleast not today.

whats the name of this band?

the pissing dueo ?

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Goddamn. You should have taken advantage of his drunken state and beat him into a bloody pulp. And then give him a little more of what he had coming the next monring when he sobers up in the morning, so he remembers getting the beating.

That is not cool.

This dude must never get laid with that little pee shooter.

That's Extreme Elvis. 10 times better than the original!

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I'm laughing very loudly at you.

for sure! he must have been fucking waaaaay out of his mind to do such crap... aw man

You need to get a new roommate if he's losing his shit lately.

I did that once on top of the lid..I was so wasted I didn't know the differance :( I think sub consiously you think you are pissing in the toilet

bud or not - one of you has to move out or next time it will be more than just a computer he's pissing on. I have never moved in with a friend for that very reason - it can ruin a friendship and its difficult to get rid of them.

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