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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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![]() mandingo? lexington steele? jack?
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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he was black right? |
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mandigo maybe
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that one dude tooodamnlong
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Well, the biggest dick I've ever seen, period, belonged to former NFL all-pro and Police Academy star Bubba Smith. He was hanging around the locker room at 24 hr Fitness in Santa Monica, sitting on a bench, exposing his giant unit for all to see. It was about the size of a Dachsund. The thing needed a leash. It was scary. I almost shook hands with it.
He is also the first black man I ever met (back when I was a boy, before I met his dick,) but that's a different story. |
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Too old to care
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This thread is gay.
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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GFY'S #1 retard
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If I had a two foot long penis I would just never wear pants.
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im good with my 8.5 and im white LOL This thread is gay though
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I need a beer
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John Holmes or Long Dong Silver
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Not me thats for sure. Im only 3.5
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i think Lex has the biggest not sure... but i did see this guy in this hilarious porn clip!
It's a scene with this black dude With alexis amore and his dick reaches his pecks! |
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GFY'S #1 retard
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How the fuck is that possible?
Unless he was laying down and doing a fucking stomach crunch... |
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"Rubber Baby Buggy's Bumpers
Punky's Brewsters Now I Hump Her With My Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Shrunken Small White Peenie" |
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this scene is so funny cuz she tries everything to pleasure him! but it's just sooo big!
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John the wadd Holmes was 13.5 inches
Internext stars 3.5
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How do you measure? From the pubic bone? From under the dink at the sac? From the top? From the top pushing the tape measure back to the bone?
Every guy is 8 inches according to their measurements :P |
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This thread is gay...
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The biggest i have seen today, is my own
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Yeah, I've heard that, but how many guys actually would admit to being "average"? |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Sleazy Dream ..
Oh, wait.. you mean penis size... Hrmm.. that mr 13 inch dude is pretty hung..
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Poor little Jonah
http://www.rollingstone.com/features...n.asp?pid=1672 LOL Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection. Those who have witnessed it describe it as "grotesque," "gorgeous," "hideous" and "stunning." Falcon, who stands five foot nine, thinks his penis is perfectly formed, with a fifteen-degree downward curvature at the six-inch mark and absent the blotching, lumpiness and sudden bends that mark some oversize sex organs. A penis this size functions, physiologically, like any other, according to urologists, a claim substantiated by Falcon. His balls are proportionately huge, each the size of a grade-A jumbo egg. When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands -- campfire style -- from a distance of six inches.
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On the other side of the spectrum, the smallest dick ever is an astonishing .03" (point O three inches for the mathematically challenged). Look at the nail on your pinky finger. Now divide that by 4 and that's what some poor ole' sap was slinging!
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