My Plane Trip home - GoFuckYourself.com

Pipecrew · 01-10-2004, 12:24 PM

I sat beside the biggest ex military fucking nutjob in the world, I thought if things got any worse, he was going to snap my neck. I swear on my life he suspected I was a terrorist and he confronted me.

Originally I was suppose to sit with my friend that I was flying back with, but we got seperated because some dude basically took my seat because he wanted to sit with his wife.. So thats fine, i get moved up a few seats and get sat next to this business type/military looking guy.

The flight was about 5 hours, and this guy just looked really nervous the whole time.. He got really weird because I kept sniffing thinking I was doped up on drugs, but it was the dryness in vegas, my sniffing is gone now that I'am home.. But he's like

"Why do you keep sniffing, are you hoped up on drugs?"

and I was in shock. So anyways, my friend had a bunch of drinks and kept going to the bathroom, each time he walked by, he juts tapped my shoulder and said Hey.. Anyways, he must of went to the bathroom like 8 times, it was excessive and stuff did look weird..

So this fucking NUT, grabs my arm and is like "what the fuck is going on, how come your buddy keeps going to the bathoom and tapping your shoulder"

I was like, fuck buddy, relax, You're being paranoid.. He then tells me, he will knock my ass to the back of the plane if I'am even trying to do anything, I couldnt even believe it.. He then lets go of my arm and starts questioning me about EVERYTHING, he was actually paranoid, he tells me if he tells the stewardness of his suspicsion they will land the plane..

He starts getting really fucked up and is like "I better get off this fucking plane" blah blah blah.. I told him he has nothing to worry about and I will shake his hand when we land.. So like an hour passes and I get out my laptop (big mistake) the guy just got more fucking paranoid and was watching every little thing i do, even playing solitare..

Anyways that was my flight home, It's amazing how fucking mental people are getting these days.

Hardcore J · 01-10-2004, 12:27 PM

I had every right to be suspicious!

polish_aristocrat · 01-10-2004, 12:28 PM

ytcracker · 01-10-2004, 12:30 PM

hahahahahaha tahts hilarious

Spunky · 01-10-2004, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

Ha...I guess Military dude was shell shocked....Incoming!!!

Pipecrew · 01-10-2004, 12:33 PM

ahaha, normally i am pretty easy going and would think it was funny if it happened to a friend, but it was scary ahaha

Oracle Porn · 01-10-2004, 12:33 PM

GTS Mark · 01-10-2004, 12:35 PM

LMAO! Now you know why I upgrade to first class all the time now!

If this guy was in first class on my plane he would have ran into the bathroom, kicked open the door and dragged my ass out when I passed out in there for 25+ min on the way home. LMAO!!!

DH

Shoehorn! · 01-10-2004, 12:37 PM

That's pretty fucking funny.

Sly_RJ · 01-10-2004, 12:37 PM

Haha you were still sniffing? I should have given you some more meds for the road. Vegas was great for my sinuses!

Herb Kornfield · 01-10-2004, 12:48 PM

Assholes like that are why I refuse to fly. Last time we flew I took the persons shit in the overhead bin that was where I was sitting and tossed in on the floor to place my shit in there.

The woman went crazy on me, lol.....

If you dont want to place your bags in the hold then fucking walk or take greyhound.

Now, I just drive all over the US to get where I gotta go. I dont get searched, I can smoke weed as I roll down the Higways of america and take tons of digital pics.

Fuck nutjobs, Fuck terrorists, Fuck people in general that are uptight and twisted with all this shit in the world.

If more of us said fuck you to this insanity, there would be less of it.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-10-2004, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
Assholes like that are why I refuse to fly. Last time we flew I took the persons shit in the overhead bin that was where I was sitting and tossed in on the floor to place my shit in there.

The woman went crazy on me, lol.....

If you dont want to place your bags in the hold then fucking walk or take greyhound.

Now, I just drive all over the US to get where I gotta go. I dont get searched, I can smoke weed as I roll down the Higways of america and take tons of digital pics.

Fuck nutjobs, Fuck terrorists, Fuck people in general that are uptight and twisted with all this shit in the world.

If more of us said fuck you to this insanity, there would be less of it.

i prefer to drive my self for the very same reasons

doober · 01-10-2004, 01:50 PM

You could have simply told this military fucknut that you were just at a porn convention for the last few days and thatyou hadnt slept real good because of all the partying and debauchery that was going on, what would have been his reaction then??
lol

Randy · 01-10-2004, 02:38 PM

He probably would have brought up that Al Queda is using porn sites to spread their messages......

01-10-2004, 12:24 PM	#1
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	My Plane Trip home I sat beside the biggest ex military fucking nutjob in the world, I thought if things got any worse, he was going to snap my neck. I swear on my life he suspected I was a terrorist and he confronted me. Originally I was suppose to sit with my friend that I was flying back with, but we got seperated because some dude basically took my seat because he wanted to sit with his wife.. So thats fine, i get moved up a few seats and get sat next to this business type/military looking guy. The flight was about 5 hours, and this guy just looked really nervous the whole time.. He got really weird because I kept sniffing thinking I was doped up on drugs, but it was the dryness in vegas, my sniffing is gone now that I'am home.. But he's like "Why do you keep sniffing, are you hoped up on drugs?" and I was in shock. So anyways, my friend had a bunch of drinks and kept going to the bathroom, each time he walked by, he juts tapped my shoulder and said Hey.. Anyways, he must of went to the bathroom like 8 times, it was excessive and stuff did look weird.. So this fucking NUT, grabs my arm and is like "what the fuck is going on, how come your buddy keeps going to the bathoom and tapping your shoulder" I was like, fuck buddy, relax, You're being paranoid.. He then tells me, he will knock my ass to the back of the plane if I'am even trying to do anything, I couldnt even believe it.. He then lets go of my arm and starts questioning me about EVERYTHING, he was actually paranoid, he tells me if he tells the stewardness of his suspicsion they will land the plane.. He starts getting really fucked up and is like "I better get off this fucking plane" blah blah blah.. I told him he has nothing to worry about and I will shake his hand when we land.. So like an hour passes and I get out my laptop (big mistake) the guy just got more fucking paranoid and was watching every little thing i do, even playing solitare.. Anyways that was my flight home, It's amazing how fucking mental people are getting these days.

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01-10-2004, 12:27 PM	#2
Hardcore J Hardcore 4 Life™ Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Everett, WA Posts: 2,553	I had every right to be suspicious!

01-10-2004, 12:35 PM	#8
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	LMAO! Now you know why I upgrade to first class all the time now! If this guy was in first class on my plane he would have ran into the bathroom, kicked open the door and dragged my ass out when I passed out in there for 25+ min on the way home. LMAO!!! DH

01-10-2004, 12:37 PM	#9
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	That's pretty fucking funny.

01-10-2004, 12:48 PM	#11
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Assholes like that are why I refuse to fly. Last time we flew I took the persons shit in the overhead bin that was where I was sitting and tossed in on the floor to place my shit in there. The woman went crazy on me, lol..... If you dont want to place your bags in the hold then fucking walk or take greyhound. Now, I just drive all over the US to get where I gotta go. I dont get searched, I can smoke weed as I roll down the Higways of america and take tons of digital pics. Fuck nutjobs, Fuck terrorists, Fuck people in general that are uptight and twisted with all this shit in the world. If more of us said fuck you to this insanity, there would be less of it.

01-10-2004, 01:50 PM	#13
doober Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in yoOoo kitchen Posts: 6,984	You could have simply told this military fucknut that you were just at a porn convention for the last few days and thatyou hadnt slept real good because of all the partying and debauchery that was going on, what would have been his reaction then?? lol

01-10-2004, 02:38 PM	#14
Randy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: LA Posts: 335	He probably would have brought up that Al Queda is using porn sites to spread their messages...... __________________ Thanks Randy [email protected]