Pipecrew

I sat beside the biggest ex military fucking nutjob in the world, I thought if things got any worse, he was going to snap my neck. I swear on my life he suspected I was a terrorist and he confronted me.

Originally I was suppose to sit with my friend that I was flying back with, but we got seperated because some dude basically took my seat because he wanted to sit with his wife.. So thats fine, i get moved up a few seats and get sat next to this business type/military looking guy.

The flight was about 5 hours, and this guy just looked really nervous the whole time.. He got really weird because I kept sniffing thinking I was doped up on drugs, but it was the dryness in vegas, my sniffing is gone now that I'am home.. But he's like

"Why do you keep sniffing, are you hoped up on drugs?"

and I was in shock. So anyways, my friend had a bunch of drinks and kept going to the bathroom, each time he walked by, he juts tapped my shoulder and said Hey.. Anyways, he must of went to the bathroom like 8 times, it was excessive and stuff did look weird..

So this fucking NUT, grabs my arm and is like "what the fuck is going on, how come your buddy keeps going to the bathoom and tapping your shoulder"

I was like, fuck buddy, relax, You're being paranoid.. He then tells me, he will knock my ass to the back of the plane if I'am even trying to do anything, I couldnt even believe it.. He then lets go of my arm and starts questioning me about EVERYTHING, he was actually paranoid, he tells me if he tells the stewardness of his suspicsion they will land the plane..

He starts getting really fucked up and is like "I better get off this fucking plane" blah blah blah.. I told him he has nothing to worry about and I will shake his hand when we land.. So like an hour passes and I get out my laptop (big mistake) the guy just got more fucking paranoid and was watching every little thing i do, even playing solitare..

Anyways that was my flight home, It's amazing how fucking mental people are getting these days.