T-Shirt Hell outdoes itself - GoFuckYourself.com

BRISK · 01-07-2004, 08:01 PM

Just when you thought they couldn't achieve anything more controversial

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We here at Tshirthell.com are very connected and have an exclusive interview
for you with Michael Jackson. He came to us because he wanted to talk to
responsible journalists and liked our shirts. The former P.O.W. (Poontang
Of War) Jessica Lynch works for us and asked if she could do the interview
because she's almost not famous anymore. We said YES.

Here is the interview:

JL : Michael did you molest that kid?
MJ: Yeah, I sucked my own cum out of his asshole. I wanna say whutup to
Outcast and Rest in Peace to Johnny Cash.
JL : What else did you do?
MJ: You mean to the cancer kid?
JL : Yeah
MJ: I shit on his face and rubbed it all over his cancer body while he puked
on his brother. I told him that his dead piece of shit dog would go to hell
if he wouldn't let me. I farted on his nipples. I Put a huge vibrator up
his ass and then put him on the smack around cars here at Neverland to see
how far up it would go. It came out his mouth and I broke his nipples off.
I also had my security detail run a chain on that little bitch until he was
nothing but a puddle of blood, cum and tears.
JL : What are "smack around cars" ?
MJ: They are known on the east coast as bumper cars. So whatever happened
with those photos that Hustler was gonna put out of you?
JL : I don't care let em'. I was a whore at the army and I'm proud of it.
Sometimes, I would let a whole battalion cum on my face and give me a huge
bukakke. When I was six, my dad taught me how to be a good little whore. I
was happy when the Iraqis raped me. I hope I'm pregnant and have an Iraqi
baby. I have nothing to hide. Our government is run by the illuminati.
You can read about it here www.davidicke.com
MJ : I'm gonna go smoke some weed. I think I dislocated my shoulder beating
a runaway. Oh, and say hi to that fat captured girl that's not as famous as
you.
JL: LMAO I don't talk to that pig anymore!!!
MJ : Who can blame you !!!

(Editor's Note: Don't write to us to complain about this interview. Please
contact MJ directly. He'd like that.)

Kard63 · 01-07-2004, 09:21 PM

angelsofporn · 01-07-2004, 09:52 PM

lol....i think i spreained something laughing so hard...hilarious

foolio · 01-07-2004, 10:04 PM

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JL : Michael did you molest that kid?
MJ: Yeah, I sucked my own cum out of his asshole.

hoooooooooooly shit that was funny

mrthumbs · 01-07-2004, 10:10 PM

ok, so this is funny? I must be getting old or something.

PenisFace · 01-07-2004, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
ok, so this is funny? I must be getting old or something.

Just what I was thinking, only this was something someone my age would laugh at

PreciousB · 01-07-2004, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
ok, so this is funny? I must be getting old or something.

I don't think it's funny at all. People getting raped and molested is not a humerous subject. I thinks it's sick and appalling and should not be mocked.

sickkittens · 01-07-2004, 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
ok, so this is funny? I must be getting old or something.

Amen. And I'm not that old. Well maybe compared the majority of posters here at GFY.

chuk · 01-07-2004, 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by PreciousB

I don't think it's funny at all. People getting raped and molested is not a humerous subject. I thinks it's sick and appalling and should not be mocked.

pradaboy · 01-07-2004, 10:30 PM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
ok, so this is funny? I must be getting old or something.

I agree... this isn't something to joke about

hell · 01-07-2004, 10:37 PM

JuSt GoTTa LoVe AnYtHiNg FrOm HeLL.....

PreciousB · 01-07-2004, 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by chuk

I wasn't trying to be funny, or at least I didn't think so but I was being serious because I been there.

Death From Above · 01-08-2004, 12:48 AM

That's low, even for t shirt hell...

chodadog · 01-08-2004, 01:12 AM

That wasn't funny. It was lame. I don't mean it wasn't funny because of the subject matter. It was pathetic.

Vitasoy · 01-08-2004, 01:18 AM

yea, they are pushing it

nofx · 01-08-2004, 01:20 AM

it's funny because its true

Rich · 01-08-2004, 01:20 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
Our government is run by the illuminati

T-Shirt Hell rules.

smack · 01-08-2004, 01:29 AM

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Originally posted by PreciousB

I don't think it's funny at all. People getting raped and molested is not a humerous subject. I thinks it's sick and appalling and should not be mocked.

well... if you can't laugh at rape and child molestation;

what can you laugh at?

KraZ · 01-08-2004, 05:09 AM

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Originally posted by foolio
hoooooooooooly shit that was funny

funny shit

Carrie · 01-08-2004, 05:28 AM

This is something I would expect from Consumption Junction... it's about their speed and level of class.

ATL_Ryan · 01-08-2004, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by Carrie
This is something I would expect from Consumption Junction... it's about their speed and level of class.

So you're trying to say what?

maxdaname · 01-08-2004, 01:57 PM

hahaha funny shit

maxdaname · 01-08-2004, 02:18 PM

They have awesome shirts

http://www.tshirthell.com/images/con...s/a189_001.jpg
that pic is priceless (btw the shirt says "i didn't know she was 3")

JDog · 01-08-2004, 02:22 PM

Damn that's pretty fucking good!

jDoG

Rorschach · 01-08-2004, 02:23 PM

I just find that crude... it would have been funnier if they'd been a bit more subtle.

01-07-2004, 09:21 PM	#2
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chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	That wasn't funny. It was lame. I don't mean it wasn't funny because of the subject matter. It was pathetic. __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

01-08-2004, 01:18 AM	#15
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	yea, they are pushing it __________________ [email protected]

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angelsofporn Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: CA Posts: 3,218	lol....i think i spreained something laughing so hard...hilarious

01-07-2004, 10:10 PM	#5
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	ok, so this is funny? I must be getting old or something.

01-08-2004, 12:48 AM	#13
Death From Above Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: australia Posts: 130	That's low, even for t shirt hell...

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Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	This is something I would expect from Consumption Junction... it's about their speed and level of class.

01-08-2004, 01:57 PM	#22
maxdaname Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,193	hahaha funny shit

01-08-2004, 02:18 PM	#23
maxdaname Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,193	They have awesome shirts http://www.tshirthell.com/images/con...s/a189_001.jpg that pic is priceless (btw the shirt says "i didn't know she was 3")

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01-08-2004, 02:23 PM	#25
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	I just find that crude... it would have been funnier if they'd been a bit more subtle.