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T-Shirt Hell outdoes itself

Just when you thought they couldn't achieve anything more controversial

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We here at Tshirthell.com are very connected and have an exclusive interview
for you with Michael Jackson. He came to us because he wanted to talk to
responsible journalists and liked our shirts. The former P.O.W. (Poontang
Of War) Jessica Lynch works for us and asked if she could do the interview
because she's almost not famous anymore. We said YES.

Here is the interview:

JL : Michael did you molest that kid?
MJ: Yeah, I sucked my own cum out of his asshole. I wanna say whutup to
Outcast and Rest in Peace to Johnny Cash.
JL : What else did you do?
MJ: You mean to the cancer kid?
JL : Yeah
MJ: I shit on his face and rubbed it all over his cancer body while he puked
on his brother. I told him that his dead piece of shit dog would go to hell
if he wouldn't let me. I farted on his nipples. I Put a huge vibrator up
his ass and then put him on the smack around cars here at Neverland to see
how far up it would go. It came out his mouth and I broke his nipples off.
I also had my security detail run a chain on that little bitch until he was
nothing but a puddle of blood, cum and tears.
JL : What are "smack around cars" ?
MJ: They are known on the east coast as bumper cars. So whatever happened
with those photos that Hustler was gonna put out of you?
JL : I don't care let em'. I was a whore at the army and I'm proud of it.
Sometimes, I would let a whole battalion cum on my face and give me a huge
bukakke. When I was six, my dad taught me how to be a good little whore. I
was happy when the Iraqis raped me. I hope I'm pregnant and have an Iraqi
baby. I have nothing to hide. Our government is run by the illuminati.
You can read about it here www.davidicke.com
MJ : I'm gonna go smoke some weed. I think I dislocated my shoulder beating
a runaway. Oh, and say hi to that fat captured girl that's not as famous as
you.
JL: LMAO I don't talk to that pig anymore!!!
MJ : Who can blame you !!!

(Editor's Note: Don't write to us to complain about this interview. Please
contact MJ directly. He'd like that.)

lol....i think i spreained something laughing so hard...hilarious

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JL : Michael did you molest that kid?
MJ: Yeah, I sucked my own cum out of his asshole.

hoooooooooooly shit that was funny

ok, so this is funny? I must be getting old or something.

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
ok, so this is funny? I must be getting old or something.

Just what I was thinking, only this was something someone my age would laugh at :helpme

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
ok, so this is funny? I must be getting old or something.

I don't think it's funny at all. People getting raped and molested is not a humerous subject. I thinks it's sick and appalling and should not be mocked.

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
ok, so this is funny? I must be getting old or something.

Amen. And I'm not that old. Well maybe compared the majority of posters here at GFY. :2 cents:

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Originally posted by PreciousB

I don't think it's funny at all. People getting raped and molested is not a humerous subject. I thinks it's sick and appalling and should not be mocked.

:1orglaugh

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
ok, so this is funny? I must be getting old or something.

I agree... this isn't something to joke about

JuSt GoTTa LoVe AnYtHiNg FrOm HeLL.....
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a192/a192.gif
:thumbsup

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Originally posted by chuk

:1orglaugh

I wasn't trying to be funny, or at least I didn't think so but I was being serious because I been there.

That's low, even for t shirt hell...

:ak47:

That wasn't funny. It was lame. I don't mean it wasn't funny because of the subject matter. It was pathetic.

yea, they are pushing it

it's funny because its true

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Originally posted by BRISK
Our government is run by the illuminati

T-Shirt Hell rules. :1orglaugh

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Originally posted by PreciousB

I don't think it's funny at all. People getting raped and molested is not a humerous subject. I thinks it's sick and appalling and should not be mocked.

well... if you can't laugh at rape and child molestation;

what can you laugh at?

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Originally posted by foolio
hoooooooooooly shit that was funny

funny shit :)

This is something I would expect from Consumption Junction... it's about their speed and level of class.

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Originally posted by Carrie
This is something I would expect from Consumption Junction... it's about their speed and level of class.

So you're trying to say what?

They have awesome shirts
:1orglaugh
http://www.tshirthell.com/images/con...s/a189_001.jpg
that pic is priceless (btw the shirt says "i didn't know she was 3")
:1orglaugh

Damn that's pretty fucking good!

jDoG

I just find that crude... it would have been funnier if they'd been a bit more subtle.