2 Full grown male Rotts that don't like anyone that wants to hurt me and a big ass combat knife I had since I was a kid.

Thanks EB. If only we could find human friends as loyal as our canine friends.

It's interesting that as much as I know he would give his life for mine, in kind, I would give my life for his. How ironic a bond.

I have a nice set of clubs in my office. Although I'd be more concerned that they've walked through my entire house to get to this door.


:glugglug

Haha... I have an empty glass, a pen, an egg timer, my glasses case, an empty water bottle... I wouldn't use any of that, I'd kill the muther fucker with my bare hands... or the pen. :Graucho

My force field.

Well all that may be true..but let's be honest here.

You'd just buy them right there on the spot!! :1orglaugh

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or a

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woops, forgot to mention 3 rotts...

that like the smell of red meat & blood...
and are VERY protective in general...


best security system in the world = dogs & guns

Huh?

No, I'd rather just sit back and watch my dog tear the guy's arm apart and crush his bones.

When you do K-9 training they make you experience what you are training your dog to be capable of. You put on a sleeve and there is a massive Police dog 50 feet away salivating and staring you down like you're going to be his lunch.

I thought to myself I'm a bulky guy, this dog will be tough, but I'll be able to fling him off my arm and knock him right over.

But when the cop releases him, you see the dog's eyes locking onto you like a lion and come at you at what seems like lightspeed and you just freeze up and can't move. Then when he goes airborne you say in your mind oh fuck this is gonna hurt like hell. In an instant you're knocked to the ground as he lunges and latches on to your arm. Even with a thick leather sleeve, you feel 1500 pounds of pressure per square inch crushing into your bones. Its hard to describe the pain, but for me it felt like my arm was all of a sudden under the wheels of a train. The crushing pain was so excruciating I got dizzy and couldn't even get close to any kind of resistance at all.

My arm was all swollen and bruised when I got home and it hurt for several weeks. The process of taking a bite teaches you the power of the protection dog at your side and that it should only be set on someone in a real assault. I can't even imagine what the pain must be like without a sleeve on, but without a doubt a dog that's been trained to bite well can snap your bones and tear your flesh apart.

ill throw my chair to whoever wants to hurt me

My flatscreen, my wireless keyboard, my digicam, my wallet (lots of small change in it) and my cellphone. But I won't have to use it cause I have this since a few days:

http://www.adultdesignstudios.com/doggy.jpg

And he likes to chew on everything so he will chew my attacker to death :thumbsup

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awwww

I have some canned food, I could use a can of corn to boink someone over the head I suppose? One time when I thought there was an intruder in my house, I grabbed a can of canned food to use as a weapon because I had nothing else. No one was there though, I just thought I heard something.

also have some high heels, I can use the sharp heel to poke out someone's eye :1orglaugh , and a small screwdriver.

I would never buy a gun, I'm a bit of a ditz and airheaded sometimes, I would probably accidentally shoot my foot off or something :helpme

let's see what i have next to me..
-2 monitors
-laptop
-webcam
-cheap ass unplugged speakers
-empty can of 7up...
-my big ass laser printer
-4 in 1 color printer
-couple of "legal" satelite cards that i have to program later on
-oh cool, there's a soccer trophy!
-dictionaries & big ass books
-couple of hammers, screwdrivers, axes and other things u find in y dad's workshop.

so... BRING IT ON!!:BangBang:

Classic - my old bat:2 cents:

PC's mouse..lol

A roll of gaffa tape and $600 worth of fireworks. It's gonna be a long night ;)

Ooh and a fender strat too, i can imagine that'd hurt

Beer bottles ready to be broken and stabbed into a face :glugglug
Oh, and heavy beer glasses to be throw :thumbsup

i have 2 long swords and a set of nunchakus hanging on the wall behind my desk. and a 9mm in the drawer...no, not paranoid, just a collector who is always ready ;)

- A small baseballbat
- This Screen
- Cds :)
- and some other non-usefull stuff

I would be one dead webmaster :helpme

my computer screen
a pair of high-heeled boots under my desk
a cup of coffee
some mail
and a fingernail file (not even the metal kind)

Awww. Hehehe.

I have a pear and an apple to throw now too. :thumbsup

Edit: 100 *injured* robbers! Hehe.

Cheers,
Matt

A half eaten kebab with chilli sauce.
A Box of CD-RWs
An empty packet of walkers crisps

http://www.watsonsweapons.com/galler...amethrower.jpg

also this....

i have a big AXE on the wall...and a hunter's knife around

Screw the Mouse. Got a Glock 17c Sitting in my Draw!

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Wouldn't you fry yourself?

Cheers,
Matt

They would look very weird as im naked so enough time to grab the knife i have on my table :)

Cute little fella. He has your back for sure :)

stun baton 500,000 volts let the party start.

If they're brave (or stupid) enough to come into my house past all the nifty BDSM related goodies in my office (including blades, needles, hooks, flogs, canes, bullship, paddles and ropes or assorted lengths teehee), they won't get past the .38 snubnose on my desk's second shelf. Within easy reach, lemme tell ya.

too bad for them i sold my 40cal. now i just have 2 desert prince skinning knives ;)

Big old marine knife for the gents and a pack of condoms for the ladies..all within arms reach :thumbsup