Would give them a papercut!

Got a 9 stone Rottweiler waiting by the door and if they get passed her
I got some CS Spray on my Desk somewhere

This is scary..

:warning 6 half full coffee cups, some with science projects growing
-- 2 bottles of water, one empty, one half full
-- 1 bottle of propel sports drink
:warning 3 soda cans - not even going to look inside
-- About 60 cds out of their cases
-- 3 telephones
-- 1 digital camera
-- 29 pens in 4 different colors and 3 different styles
-- 3 pairs of cheap sunglasses
:warning 3 packs of Winston Lights. Two full, one about half
:warning 1 pack of Camel Lights with two smokes from last month
-- 1 webcam
-- 1 half full bag of sunflower seeds
-- 2 bottles of visine
-- 1 bottle of ClearEyes
-- 2 bottles of Motrin
-- 1 bottle of Tylenol
-- A box of floppy disks I haven't touched since 2001
-- A spool of blank cd-roms
-- 1 can of furniture polish (very dusty)
-- 1 mini-mag flashlight (I've been looking for that)
-- 2 old video cards (one 2 meg, one 4 meg)
-- a dead hard drive
-- 1 PCMCIA modem for a laptop that was stolen a year ago
-- 2 zip disks.. the drive died months ago
-- My checkbook (also dusty)

Want a picture?

I've got a razor right by :winkwink:

well it's actually a machedi but I don't know how to spell it...hehe I always keep it close by...:winkwink:

LOL. I actually have a .357 in my safe right next to my desk, which is generally open when I'm here because I use CDs and stuff out of it.

I think if that were to happen, they would have made a mistake since I've carried a pistol more often than not most of my life :)

I also have a blackhawk hanging in the pistol pocket of my chaps half way up the stairs, a shotgun and a rifle right behind me in the corner :)

In't it half empty?

well, i have here everything...like hole puncher, telephone, chairs..
so whatever i pick up...i will throw it to him!!!:BangBang:

Machete :)

I have a big one leaning against the side of the desk too. :) It's great for when drunks come and try and piss in the alley next to my apartment. :)

What if it's a her?

what if *50* people walked up to hurt you?

51 dead home invaders

there is a sword on the shelf next to me, but i couldnt see using it on someone unless they had a weapon also

I keep a "junior" baseball bat between the drivers seat and the driver's side door, handle out for easy access.

Hey me too... it is a gift from my GF. :thumbsup

Who the fuck cares they are in your house USE IT!

im in the office right now; if it was at my house, fuck using a sword id pull the gauge out

:1orglaugh

i would spray them with urine

I just looked around and have quite a lot dangerous things to throw including sculptures etc.. but I don't even lock my door, my sheps take good care of me :)

LOL MAN WEIRD

man is a jr aluminum,
i keep it in the back seat hehe,

easy access for short swining.

I just Turn Up My Speakers and let them hear the FART BANNER!

i got hit with one of those before. needless to say very effective at dropping a person and giving em a concussion

my cock loaded with a high powered jizz shot

We have a winner!!!

:Graucho

My own feces I keep in a bowl next to the computer.
:thumbsup

empty Pussers Rum bottle oughta do it

Luckily, I can run really fast.

No, I'd probably end up getting hurt cause I have not kind of protection. I don't beleive in guns. Maybe I should get a taser or something haha.

i keep 1 taurus 9mm under my left arm with shoulder holster and then 1 shotgun strapped under my desk then of course a wireless mouse wireless keyboard and tons of junk laying on my desk id hit them with after shooting them :winkwink:

I have a lighted cigarette.
I would push this in their eye and blind them.

i would send them a nasty email after thay left..

where the fuck is your computer? in the garage??? :winkwink:

dig camera, a binder with college shit in it (so its a heavy mo-fo :winkwink: ) , phone, and my mans steel toe boots! :thumbsup

walther p99

I have a huge Police K-9 trained attack and protection German Shepherd dog near me at all times. When I work he's next to my desk. When I sleep he's at the foot of my bed. When I run errands he's in the back seat.

He's my best friend, and is trained to protect me for every possible type of situation, including firearms, knives, assaults, and multiple attackers. He's trained to both release and hold, injure and incapacitate or kill on command. I speak all his commands in German. He's also trained to make his own decisions to protect me if I'm unable to tell him what to do as well.
He was trained by ex Police K-9 officers at a police dog academy.

Pics of "Princeton" are here:

http://www.internetmanagementservices.com/prince/

I bucket full of marbles is next to me now.

wireless mouse, stack of 100 blank cds, two small cactii, desh lamp, exacto knife, cordless screwdriver, manual screwdriver, empty can of compressed air and wood shelves from a bookcase i never assembled.

those are things within arms reach that would be worth throwing.

true beauty

I have a slingshot and some marbles ready to go :BangBang:

- Dog
- Attack kitten
- Big glass bong (this is really all i need)
- 3 lighters
- Throwing knife straped under desk ( I can hit him from 22 feet to within stabing distance ;-)
- 10 steps away from lots and lots of lead
- Wife on pms (this is the real danger)

Bring it on, but I dont expect anyone to come in, if so, They will have to walk through a bit of smoke, so they will be happy by the time they get to me :stoned