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Mutt · 01-06-2004, 08:06 PM

There's a thread about Brad Pitt's looks going on tonight.

Probably about 10% of guys here are legitimately good looking, meaning more than your Mom and maybe your gf says you're cute. That leaves the 90% of the rest of us who range from hideous to not bad to kinda cute.

So if it was possible what celeb or sports star would you like to look like if some magic spell could do it?

arial · 01-06-2004, 08:07 PM

Michael Jackson

Mutt · 01-06-2004, 08:12 PM

i haven't made up my mind yet who i would choose - i do know i will be very black and very large

Spunky · 01-06-2004, 08:13 PM

Pee Wee Herman

HEARTBREAKER · 01-06-2004, 08:27 PM

Cindy Crawford!

bigdog · 01-06-2004, 08:30 PM

honestly LL CoolJ has a nice body

TheEnforcer · 01-06-2004, 08:58 PM

You first mutt!!

Mutt · 01-06-2004, 09:01 PM

Michael Jordan in his prime was fucking cool looking. Very unique.

As a white guy, I'd probably go for George Clooney - he looks like a man - some of these other guys are too feminine looking. And many of them are really short - Tom Cruise I have seen in real life - i was shocked how short he is - 5'5". And Ben Stiller is ever shorter.

serious · 01-06-2004, 09:16 PM

no way ben stiller is shorter than 5'5"???

Mutt · 01-06-2004, 09:19 PM

yeah i have heard Ben Stiller is like 5'4" maybe 5'5".

for some reason short men look good on the big screen - maybe because when you see them in a frame with a woman they are close in height - it would look funny on a huge movie screen to see the woman's head at the bottom of the screen and a 6'4" guy's head at the top of the screen.

most famous actors have been well under 6'.

xxxoutsourcing · 01-06-2004, 09:25 PM

Rowan Atkinson

01-06-2004, 08:06 PM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Male Webbastards - Who Would You Want To Look Like? There's a thread about Brad Pitt's looks going on tonight. Probably about 10% of guys here are legitimately good looking, meaning more than your Mom and maybe your gf says you're cute. That leaves the 90% of the rest of us who range from hideous to not bad to kinda cute. So if it was possible what celeb or sports star would you like to look like if some magic spell could do it? __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Michael Jordan in his prime was fucking cool looking. Very unique. As a white guy, I'd probably go for George Clooney - he looks like a man - some of these other guys are too feminine looking. And many of them are really short - Tom Cruise I have seen in real life - i was shocked how short he is - 5'5". And Ben Stiller is ever shorter. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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01-06-2004, 09:19 PM	#10
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	yeah i have heard Ben Stiller is like 5'4" maybe 5'5". for some reason short men look good on the big screen - maybe because when you see them in a frame with a woman they are close in height - it would look funny on a huge movie screen to see the woman's head at the bottom of the screen and a 6'4" guy's head at the top of the screen. most famous actors have been well under 6'. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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