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Raf1 · 01-06-2004, 05:58 PM

This is getting pretty slow now...

Vitasoy · 01-06-2004, 05:58 PM

It blows fat-tailed sheeps?purple fat-tailed sheeps!

Vitasoy · 01-06-2004, 05:59 PM

But I want the experience of pluto shaking his face in my as... wait.

hornycash · 01-06-2004, 05:59 PM

Can you get sick from drinking piss?

Tala · 01-06-2004, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vitasoy
But I want the experience of pluto shaking his face in my as... wait.

You got my attention...

Vitasoy · 01-06-2004, 06:00 PM

They threw me on the ground and told me to offer up my treasure. That was the scariest moment of my life

hornycash · 01-06-2004, 06:00 PM

Roy: I woke up early and took the liberty of milking the cow.
Amish man: We don't have a cow, we have a bull.
Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth.

AZBret · 01-06-2004, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hornycash
Can you get sick from drinking piss?

Yes, unless it has been boiled.

Tala · 01-06-2004, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hornycash
I'll be right back, take your clothes off.

That's not how I work. Try again.

hornycash · 01-06-2004, 06:01 PM

ESPN Announcer: "So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?"
Roy: "Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking."
ESPN Announcer: "I see. Well, are you still drinking?"
Roy: "No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?"

Tala · 01-06-2004, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vitasoy
They threw me on the ground and told me to offer up my treasure. That was the scariest moment of my life

That sounds vaguely John Normanish.....

Vitasoy · 01-06-2004, 06:01 PM

This is one of the most famous incidents in the?Jesus Christ,

Raf1 · 01-06-2004, 06:02 PM

I am cornnholio

Vitasoy · 01-06-2004, 06:02 PM

It was David Borenstein

Tala · 01-06-2004, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raf1
I am cornnholio

You need t.p. for your bunghole??

hornycash · 01-06-2004, 06:03 PM

Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

Tala · 01-06-2004, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vitasoy
It was David Borenstein

"Every woman in her heart longs to wear the chains of a man." ~ Beasts of Gor, John Norman

hornycash · 01-06-2004, 06:04 PM

Morpheus: Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

Raf1 · 01-06-2004, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
You need t.p. for your bunghole??

hehe, just maybe...

Vitasoy · 01-06-2004, 06:04 PM

I don't like subgroups. They're not future-proof.

hornycash · 01-06-2004, 06:05 PM

Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

Vitasoy · 01-06-2004, 06:05 PM

You look like the magic pumpkin or whatever, but blue.

hornycash · 01-06-2004, 06:06 PM

Oracle: I'd ask you to sit down, but, you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase.
Neo: What vase?
[Neo turns to look for a vase, and as he does, he knocks over a vase of flowers, which shatters on the floor.]
Oracle: That vase.
Neo: I'm sorry--
Oracle: I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it.
Neo: How did you know?
Oracle: Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?

Tala · 01-06-2004, 06:06 PM

"Slavegirls make lovely gifts." John Norman

hornycash · 01-06-2004, 06:06 PM

Agent Smith: It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias "Neo" and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.

Vitasoy · 01-06-2004, 06:07 PM

What does gizmo mean?

hornycash · 01-06-2004, 06:07 PM

Tank: Here you go, buddy; "Breakfast of Champions."
Mouse: If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Apoc: Yeah, or a bowl of snot.
Mouse: Do you know what it really reminds me of? Tasty Wheat. Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat?
Switch: No, but technically, neither did you.
Mouse: That's exactly my point. Exactly! Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything!

Tala · 01-06-2004, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hornycash
Oracle: I'd ask you to sit down, but, you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase.
Neo: What vase?
[Neo turns to look for a vase, and as he does, he knocks over a vase of flowers, which shatters on the floor.]
Oracle: That vase.
Neo: I'm sorry--
Oracle: I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it.
Neo: How did you know?
Oracle: Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?

I miss the original Oracle.

Vitasoy · 01-06-2004, 06:08 PM

Y'all isn't a useful word; it's a creation of the devi??Wait!

hornycash · 01-06-2004, 06:08 PM

Charlie Baileygates: Do you people take checks?
Limo Driver: Say that again. Do we people take checks? You mean a black man?
Charlie Baileygates: No, I mean your company.
Limo Driver: Don't give me that backtracking bullshit, that was a racist slur

Vitasoy · 01-06-2004, 06:09 PM

There's bullshit and there's bullshit, okay?

Raf1 · 01-06-2004, 06:09 PM

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. "

haha
I was just about to post this, and suddenly it started playing in the radio. This must mean something... hmm...

hornycash · 01-06-2004, 06:09 PM

Charlie Baileygates: "Vagiclean," huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?
Mrs. Bittman: Excuse me?
Charlie Baileygates: No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. [grabs microphone] Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.

Tala · 01-06-2004, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vitasoy
Y'all isn't a useful word; it's a creation of the devi??Wait!

Actually, it is useful. It's the only contraction of "You" and "All" that the Americanized english has. Old and Middle English used "Ye" as "Y'all". Enjoy your history lesson?

Vitasoy · 01-06-2004, 06:10 PM

Come on. A hummer is a good car.

hornycash · 01-06-2004, 06:10 PM

I believe it is our fate to be here. It is our destiny. I believe this night holds, for each and every one of us, the very meaning of our lives. This is a war and we are soldiers. What if tomorrow the war could be over? Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?

hornycash · 01-06-2004, 06:10 PM

He's doin' the Superman thing.

Vitasoy · 01-06-2004, 06:11 PM

This guy isn't human! Hm, he doesn't look human either."

Tala · 01-06-2004, 06:11 PM

"I'm the hippy dippy weather man with all your hippy dippy weather....man."

hornycash · 01-06-2004, 06:11 PM

... Only human

Raf1 · 01-06-2004, 06:12 PM

I wonder how long it will take to get to a 1000...

hornycash · 01-06-2004, 06:12 PM

We have come here for you Mr. Anderson. To do to you what you have tried to do to us.

Vitasoy · 01-06-2004, 06:12 PM

Mumbo, perhaps; jumbo, perhaps not!

Tala · 01-06-2004, 06:13 PM

Ever notice how Sam was the only hobbit to have a normal name?

Vitasoy · 01-06-2004, 06:14 PM

I just got shot to shit.

Vitasoy · 01-06-2004, 06:14 PM

Where's that?

Tala · 01-06-2004, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vitasoy
I just got shot to shit.

That sucks.

Raf1 · 01-06-2004, 06:16 PM

bla, bla, bla...bla, bla, bla...bla, bla, bla...bla, bla, bla...bla, bla, bla...bla, bla, bla...bla, bla, bla...bla, bla, bla...bla, bla, bla...

feN · 01-06-2004, 06:16 PM

mmh forest..sup?
he seems to be offline?

Vitasoy · 01-06-2004, 06:17 PM

It's somewhere between Brooklyn and Queens, and they just call it 'Shit'.

01-06-2004, 05:58 PM	#652
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	It blows fat-tailed sheeps?purple fat-tailed sheeps! __________________ [email protected]

01-06-2004, 05:59 PM	#653
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	But I want the experience of pluto shaking his face in my as... wait. __________________ [email protected]

01-06-2004, 06:00 PM	#656
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	They threw me on the ground and told me to offer up my treasure. That was the scariest moment of my life __________________ [email protected]

01-06-2004, 06:01 PM	#662
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	This is one of the most famous incidents in the?Jesus Christ, __________________ [email protected]

01-06-2004, 06:02 PM	#664
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	It was David Borenstein __________________ [email protected]

01-06-2004, 05:58 PM	#651
Raf1 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Writer for hire :) Gallery descriptions, articles, blog posts etc. ICQ: 209 356 106 Posts: 12,117	This is getting pretty slow now...

01-06-2004, 05:59 PM	#654
hornycash Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: far beyond reality Posts: 2,336	Can you get sick from drinking piss?

01-06-2004, 06:00 PM	#657
hornycash Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: far beyond reality Posts: 2,336	Roy: I woke up early and took the liberty of milking the cow. Amish man: We don't have a cow, we have a bull. Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth.

01-06-2004, 06:01 PM	#660
hornycash Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: far beyond reality Posts: 2,336	ESPN Announcer: "So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?" Roy: "Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking." ESPN Announcer: "I see. Well, are you still drinking?" Roy: "No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?"

01-06-2004, 06:02 PM	#663
Raf1 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Writer for hire :) Gallery descriptions, articles, blog posts etc. ICQ: 209 356 106 Posts: 12,117	I am cornnholio

01-06-2004, 06:03 PM	#666
hornycash Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: far beyond reality Posts: 2,336	Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

01-06-2004, 06:04 PM	#668
hornycash Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: far beyond reality Posts: 2,336	Morpheus: Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

01-06-2004, 06:04 PM	#670
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	I don't like subgroups. They're not future-proof. __________________ [email protected]

01-06-2004, 06:05 PM	#671
hornycash Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: far beyond reality Posts: 2,336	Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

01-06-2004, 06:05 PM	#672
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	You look like the magic pumpkin or whatever, but blue. __________________ [email protected]

01-06-2004, 06:06 PM	#673
hornycash Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: far beyond reality Posts: 2,336	Oracle: I'd ask you to sit down, but, you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase. Neo: What vase? [Neo turns to look for a vase, and as he does, he knocks over a vase of flowers, which shatters on the floor.] Oracle: That vase. Neo: I'm sorry-- Oracle: I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it. Neo: How did you know? Oracle: Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?

01-06-2004, 06:06 PM	#674
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	"Slavegirls make lovely gifts." John Norman __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

01-06-2004, 06:06 PM	#675
hornycash Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: far beyond reality Posts: 2,336	Agent Smith: It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias "Neo" and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.

01-06-2004, 06:07 PM	#676
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	What does gizmo mean? __________________ [email protected]

01-06-2004, 06:07 PM	#677
hornycash Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: far beyond reality Posts: 2,336	Tank: Here you go, buddy; "Breakfast of Champions." Mouse: If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs. Apoc: Yeah, or a bowl of snot. Mouse: Do you know what it really reminds me of? Tasty Wheat. Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat? Switch: No, but technically, neither did you. Mouse: That's exactly my point. Exactly! Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything!

01-06-2004, 06:08 PM	#679
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Y'all isn't a useful word; it's a creation of the devi??Wait! __________________ [email protected]

01-06-2004, 06:08 PM	#680
hornycash Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: far beyond reality Posts: 2,336	Charlie Baileygates: Do you people take checks? Limo Driver: Say that again. Do we people take checks? You mean a black man? Charlie Baileygates: No, I mean your company. Limo Driver: Don't give me that backtracking bullshit, that was a racist slur

01-06-2004, 06:09 PM	#681
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	There's bullshit and there's bullshit, okay? __________________ [email protected]

01-06-2004, 06:09 PM	#682
Raf1 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Writer for hire :) Gallery descriptions, articles, blog posts etc. ICQ: 209 356 106 Posts: 12,117	"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. " haha I was just about to post this, and suddenly it started playing in the radio. This must mean something... hmm...

01-06-2004, 06:09 PM	#683
hornycash Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: far beyond reality Posts: 2,336	Charlie Baileygates: "Vagiclean," huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco? Mrs. Bittman: Excuse me? Charlie Baileygates: No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. [grabs microphone] Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.

01-06-2004, 06:10 PM	#685
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Come on. A hummer is a good car. __________________ [email protected]

01-06-2004, 06:10 PM	#686
hornycash Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: far beyond reality Posts: 2,336	I believe it is our fate to be here. It is our destiny. I believe this night holds, for each and every one of us, the very meaning of our lives. This is a war and we are soldiers. What if tomorrow the war could be over? Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for?

01-06-2004, 06:10 PM	#687
hornycash Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: far beyond reality Posts: 2,336	He's doin' the Superman thing.

01-06-2004, 06:11 PM	#688
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	This guy isn't human! Hm, he doesn't look human either." __________________ [email protected]

01-06-2004, 06:11 PM	#689
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	"I'm the hippy dippy weather man with all your hippy dippy weather....man." __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

01-06-2004, 06:11 PM	#690
hornycash Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: far beyond reality Posts: 2,336	... Only human

01-06-2004, 06:12 PM	#691
Raf1 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Writer for hire :) Gallery descriptions, articles, blog posts etc. ICQ: 209 356 106 Posts: 12,117	I wonder how long it will take to get to a 1000...

01-06-2004, 06:12 PM	#692
hornycash Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: far beyond reality Posts: 2,336	We have come here for you Mr. Anderson. To do to you what you have tried to do to us.

01-06-2004, 06:12 PM	#693
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Mumbo, perhaps; jumbo, perhaps not! __________________ [email protected]

01-06-2004, 06:13 PM	#694
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Ever notice how Sam was the only hobbit to have a normal name? __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.