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Blacknut · 01-06-2004, 02:49 PM

I need a hooker too!

InsaneMidget · 01-06-2004, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by Blacknut
I need a hooker too!

Shut up cocksucker.

johnbosh · 01-06-2004, 02:50 PM

VegasGirl1 · 01-06-2004, 03:02 PM

Whats your Mom's phone number, I'll call and make the arrangements!

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Originally posted by Blacknut
I need a hooker too!

JimmyReject · 01-06-2004, 03:06 PM

If you loved your son, you would have fucked him yourself.

Rich · 01-06-2004, 03:09 PM

Sorry, but your son is a little strange. If he can't get laid, he should get himself a hooker, not ask him mommy for one.

I mean the kid's 19 right?

VegasGirl1 · 01-06-2004, 03:34 PM

He was in town for the holiday and had no vehicle. It was 2:00 am and his flight was at 4pm to go back to Texas, where there is no legal prostitution. He lives on a farm where many relatives are but no other outside contact, Right in the middle of the "Bible Belt" So you see he felt he had no other opportunity like that moment..

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Originally posted by Rich
Sorry, but your son is a little strange. If he can't get laid, he should get himself a hooker, not ask him mommy for one.

I mean the kid's 19 right?

Oracle Porn · 01-06-2004, 03:38 PM

19 and never kissed?
Fuck me and call me skippy

Post his pic or something
You aren't one of those moms who protect him from everything are you?

Does he say "my mama said" every other sentence?

Sifu · 01-06-2004, 03:39 PM

GET THE POOR BOY LAID!

Monique Niccole · 01-06-2004, 03:41 PM

Well, the only problem now is that he's been conditioned to pay for pussy. So now, the poor kid might not ever get laid again unless he's got a $100 bill taped to his dick.

QualityMpegs · 01-06-2004, 04:27 PM

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Originally posted by JimmyReject
If you loved your son, you would have fucked him yourself.

rofl...sick fuck

Adultnet · 01-06-2004, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by Head
Need to know more info. Why hasn't he been kissed. Why is he uncomfortable around woman. Some issues that need to be addessed! Hooker won't be solution!

Well he need a hooker badly .. he must go before its too late lol

InsaneMidget · 01-06-2004, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
19 and never kissed?
Fuck me and call me skippy

Post his pic or something
You aren't one of those moms who protect him from everything are you?

Does he say "my mama said" every other sentence?

I hate you.

crockett · 01-06-2004, 06:13 PM

you should get the boy to move to vegas with you... least that would give him a chance

DarkJedi · 01-06-2004, 06:18 PM

My dad used to say to me:

"SEE THOS BIG TITTY BITCHES? THEY WONT FUCK YOU.

LIFE FUCKED YOU.

MOTHER FUCKING OWNED! "

Rorschach · 01-06-2004, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by VegasGirl1
He was in town for the holiday and had no vehicle. It was 2:00 am and his flight was at 4pm to go back to Texas, where there is no legal prostitution. He lives on a farm where many relatives are but no other outside contact, Right in the middle of the "Bible Belt" So you see he felt he had no other opportunity like that moment..

If you really loved him you wouldn't have sent him back to that hell hole.... you do realise that when he gets desperate he'll start fucking farm animals on the sly?

DarkJedi · 01-06-2004, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by VegasGirl1
When your son comes to your door in the middle of the night, and explains that he is 19 and has never been kissed... and would like you to make the necessary arrangements to cure this problem, in your humble opinion would it be appropriate for a Mom to take the poor boy to a all nude strip club, then if that were not satisfying enough to take him to a brothel? Just wondering because this is an issue that was on my table over the New Years holiday... have ran it by several people ... getting positive feedback from men and negative from females, tell me .. what would you do?

Hookers don't kiss.

ThunderBalls · 01-06-2004, 06:40 PM

What I really want to know is did the car smell of pussy on the way home?

VegasGirl1 · 01-06-2004, 07:35 PM

funny you should say that, he did ask me on the way home if it was supposed to smell fishey... I told him it was not supposed to if she cleans properly.

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Originally posted by ThunderBalls
What I really want to know is did the car smell of pussy on the way home?

vegas2003 · 01-06-2004, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by VegasGirl1
When your son comes to your door in the middle of the night, and explains that he is 19 and has never been kissed... and would like you to make the necessary arrangements to cure this problem, in your humble opinion would it be appropriate for a Mom to take the poor boy to a all nude strip club, then if that were not satisfying enough to take him to a brothel? Just wondering because this is an issue that was on my table over the New Years holiday... have ran it by several people ... getting positive feedback from men and negative from females, tell me .. what would you do?

I would tell him to do anything he could to attract a regular girl instead and he'll be better off emotionally for it

xxxoutsourcing · 01-06-2004, 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
No fucking way!
Do you want to warp that boy for life?

Good point

What happened to all the love in the world......
If my mom did that i would have never forgiven her.
It's gotta be done in love, after that if he wants to fuck around it's his call.

VegasGirl1 · 01-08-2004, 01:21 PM

Love huh, is that what the first time getting laid is all about?? Hmmm, thats not really the way I remember it,.. i would like to know the stats on the first time experience ... is it most commonly LOVE or LUST...........

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Originally posted by xxxoutsourcing

Good point

What happened to all the love in the world......
If my mom did that i would have never forgiven her.
It's gotta be done in love, after that if he wants to fuck around it's his call.

broke · 01-08-2004, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by vegas2003
I would tell him to do anything he could to attract a regular girl instead and he'll be better off emotionally for it

That's got to be a joke.

Yes, long term heterosexual relationships are great for mental health.

detoxed · 01-08-2004, 01:39 PM

If your kid is 20 and has never been kissed he should possibly try plastic surgery?

VegasGirl1 · 01-08-2004, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
If your kid is 20 and has never been kissed he should possibly try plastic surgery?

He lives on a farm where many relatives are but no other outside contact, Right in the middle of the "Bible Belt"....... and while he was here we arranged for the uni-brow to be removed and his 1st haircut not given by a family member. You can only fix so much in 1 week.

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