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When your son asks for a hooker
When your son comes to your door in the middle of the night, and explains that he is 19 and has never been kissed... and would like you to make the necessary arrangements to cure this problem, in your humble opinion would it be appropriate for a Mom to take the poor boy to a all nude strip club, then if that were not satisfying enough to take him to a brothel? Just wondering because this is an issue that was on my table over the New Years holiday... have ran it by several people ... getting positive feedback from men and negative from females, tell me .. what would you do?
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get the boy laid.
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Chafed.
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No fucking way!
Do you want to warp that boy for life? |
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Pay your son a hooker before he turns gay like Oracle Porn
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can you adopt me ?
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BACON BACON BACON
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maybe if done the right way.
i dont think, driving up to a whore house is the way to go. but if you could find the right girl, willing to work it. maybe bump into him a few times, and then just fucking hima couple times. but maybe not tell him she is a whore, if possible. im guessing he has confidence problems or something, the right girl could help alot. or if it goes poorly, he might just snap...lol |
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I love to racism, bro!
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What is his problem?
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Find a nice girl his age for him to date. He'll be happier if he gets laid on his own rather than mom paying for a hooker. Then take the money you saved on his hooker and get me one
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What problem are you talking about? I think she is an awesome mom and a good friend of his son at the same time.. wish there were more parents like her.
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Need to know more info. Why hasn't he been kissed. Why is he uncomfortable around woman. Some issues that need to be addessed! Hooker won't be solution!
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He liked the nude strip club better than the brothel, but at least he isn't so obsessed with being a virgin... was out all night taking care of this business... it was a little wierd having coffee while he was getting laid, but the bartenders in those places are pretty good at distracting a tripped out Mom. He was just visiting and had to leave on a flight the same day. Guess he asked me out of desperation.
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sure he isn't gay?
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So fuckin' bored
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If your son is 19, so he should be able to easily pay for a hooker HIMSELF. Isn't it???
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Strip club = yes because everyone over 18 needs to attend one at least once...kind of a coming of age event.
FUCK THE WHORE HOUSE IDEA...get him some friends that can actually help blow up his confidence a bit and he will have no problems with girls. http://fastseduction.com/ |
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holla
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i say go for it... he needs to start somewhere
if it helps, my g/f also says go for it |
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I live here in Vegas, he lives on a farm in Texas, and was raised by his father. So the poor kid really never learned some of the really important things. I took him for a haircut (1st one for him not given by a family member) and had that unibrow waxed (was really pretty funny, the stylist, myself and his two sisters had to shove him back in the chair like 4 times) but these small grooming tips only go so far. He needs like intensive therapy for farmboy reform to get him laid in real life, so I thought this to be the only way.
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buy him some bling and send him over here to baton rouge or new orleans and let all the black girls seduce him
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I love to racism, bro!
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Slap him upside the head and Tell him don't be such a loser and find yourself a skank.
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prostitution is illegal.
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Not in Nevada outside of Clark county, perfectly good whores at your service!
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prostitution is immoral.
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I probably would have done the same. It must be hard for a mom to get asked for help in a situation like this
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You say he has sisters? How old are they? If they are old enough tell them to get one of their friends to hook up with him for a night of drunken sex. He'll think he is the dogs bollocks after that - especially if she is hot - and won't be uncomfortable around any women ever again!
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What a cool, considerate mom you are...
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at least he did not ask for a sheep.
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That's fucked up.
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Just do what they do in Japan.
Maternal ministrations swell ranks of rising sons By Ryann Connell Staff Writer September 13, 2003 Maternal care is crucial for the healthy upbringing of any child, but the motherly love some Japanese women shower on their sons is grossly destructive, according to Tokudane Saizensen (10/9). Citing a man it claims to be a counselor for Lifeline, a telephone counseling service, the bi-weekly touches on the frequently rumored but often unmentioned topic of incest in Japan that gives an entirely new meaning to the Land of the Rising Son. Mr. A, who claims to be a Lifeline counselor who can't be named to protect the privacy of his subjects, says he received a call about one year ago from a 19-year-old Tokyo university student who claimed to be in a sexual relationship with his own mother. The relationship started at 17 because the boy touched his private parts and emitted a white fluid he had never seen before. He asked his mother what it was and that apparently led to her beginning to help him masturbate. Their forbidden ties had escalated to the stage where she now serviced him orally. "What shocked me was that the boy was worried about whether his semen was harmful. He didn't seem to have the slightest concern about his mother helping relieve his sexual tensions, or what she was doing," Mr. A tells Tokudane Saizensen. "They were addicted to each other. He couldn't stand alone without her and she couldn't be without him. In a normal parent-child relationship, even a kid of junior high school age would have a fair idea about semen, but to not know while of university age and ask your mother for help only reeks of over-protectiveness. I bet his mom will turn up together with him when he first starts work." Mr. A claims to have dealt with over 20 cases of mother-son incest in his eight years as a phone counselor. He says one schoolboy used to peep at his mother while she showered or used the toilet. She caught him, but rather than punish the child, she started a sexual relationship in the hope that doing so would relieve him of sexual urges and stop him from sneaking up to look at women outside the home. Another schoolboy's mother caught her son in flagrante delicato with his girlfriend and responded by banning her child from seeing the girl and instead servicing him sexually herself. A young company employee of 21 was worried because of the physical relationship he had with his mother that started after she washed his private parts while bathing together and then masturbated him when he became aroused. Yet another lad sought Mr. A's advice on whether he needed contraception because he was sexually involved with his mother and not sure if he could get her pregnant. "I can't judge whether there has been an increase recently in the number of incest cases, but it was always the children who were worried and called us," Mr. A tells Tokudane Saizensen. "I never received a single call from a mother." Discussion of incest is taboo in Japan, but current Land Minister Chikage Ogi raised a stir in the Diet over 20 years ago when she pointed out that 525 calls made to a contraception hotline were about incest-related problems and complaints of maternal ministrations of sons had doubled. Typically, mothers who seek sexual solace from their sons are divided into four categories. The spoiled type without a partner; those who idolize pets or stuffed toys and view their son as the greatest object of their love; monopolistic types; and, women who can't take responsibility for their own actions and are always blaming others for their problems or mistakes. "Based on the cases that I dealt with, boys about to undergo entrance exams are at greatest risk from incestuous mothers. They want to get their boys into a good school and then go on to a top company. That's why the women will do absolutely anything to combat something that stops their boys from studying," Mr. A tells Tokudane Saizensen. "The women get into a psychological condition where they're aware that sexual urges can stop their children from studying and feel that they're the best option for countering the craving. Often, in the background to a woman like this is a husband who has failed to take enough care of her." |
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He paid for part of it,... At the strip club I bought the 1st dance and supplied fresh 1$ bills for the stage.. he paid $120.00 for the hooker and I paid $80.00. Sent him in with $200.00 and told him to accept nothing less than everything. They asked for $1000.00 and then of course accepted his $200.00 for a straight lay.
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get the boy into the game so he deoesnt turn gay or become an outcast,
maybe if he got a lil head he would have more confidence. and females just say its wrong because they are stupid. if you have never been layed and may never will be why not go for it? if he is 19 why not? we are all entitled to sex. getting him layed will make him happy as hell and give him the confidence to meet other girls. |
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You are not planning to be on Jerry Springer show next month are you?
It is usually a Texas tradition for the father to take his son to a whorehouse. The best little whorehouse in Texas, of course ;) |
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I AM WEB 2.0
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Have no appointments with Jerry Springer.. and well, I see how this thread has the elements of that kind of show but I was thinking GFY people would be comfortable and receptive to offer this kind of feedback. I See that most people seem to agree that it may have been the most appropriate response to this unusual request from a son to a mother. Guess there are a few that disagree...
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I have no problems with it and I think it is great.
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Tell him to go get a job and sort his own fucking poon out. Do this for him and he'll be begging from you every chance he gets.
Sounds like he's spoiled already...
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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yea go get your boy a hooker
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What Id do is to get a nice stripper and pay her to spend a whole day with him and talk to him give him tips . Strippers see all kind of guys and they know wich attitude can be good or bad . (Dont take one thats getting pimped they will like hard guys) . And get her to fuck the hell out of him .
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Well, I'm only 20, but the best thing for him to do is find his own damn pussy, the guy needs to develop some skills, can't keep going to mommy to get laid.
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