The Swastika Surprise (pic) - GoFuckYourself.com

goBigtime · 02-05-2004, 06:58 PM

Imagine you start dating a hot girl that you have known casually for a year or so. After a great evening, you swing back to her place and have a drink - one thing leads to another, and you're in bed with her & it's on..... but you do make one "note to self" - that being, girl is freaky weird about being seen naked.

"Self esteem problem?" You think you yourself.

Naaah..the girl is smoking hot and she knows it.

Ah well.. she's hot, there's no penis & she's ready to fuck...so why right worry about how freaky shy she is about a body that's so sexy.

Fuggit. I'll mess with her about it later & see what her problem is.

So everything is fantastic, great girl, great sex....

But as she gets up to go to the bathroom, with help from the light in the hallway, you can clearly see the HUGE FUCKING SWASTIKA tattooed on on her back!

And we're not talking a little quarter sized symbol... we're talking FULL BACK:

(imagine photo below as a swasticka)

So what would you do at that point?

Would you hit it again? Would you leave?

feN · 02-05-2004, 07:00 PM

that would be funny hahaha

id hit it again

420 · 02-05-2004, 07:00 PM

If her head isn't shaved, theres nothing to worry about. Hit it again

lurking · 02-05-2004, 07:01 PM

are you racist?

slavdogg · 02-05-2004, 07:03 PM

i dont see no Swastika on her back, where is it ??

Head · 02-05-2004, 07:04 PM

She may have had it done when she was Young and stupid! And regrets it.

detoxed · 02-05-2004, 07:04 PM

SO you gonna ask her about it?

Rorschach · 02-05-2004, 07:05 PM

Give her brutal anal while you mutter about punishing her dirty brown chocolate starfish.

goBigtime · 02-05-2004, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lurking
are you racist?

No.

Not at all.

KC · 02-05-2004, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime

(imagine photo below as a swasticka)

Doesn't everyone have one of those??

slavdogg · 02-05-2004, 07:08 PM

now that i look at the pic closer
one of my tenats, this Zen chick has a tat something just like that.

but i still dont see a swastika there

MiLo · 02-05-2004, 07:10 PM

(imagine photo below as a swasticka)

Vic Lagina · 02-05-2004, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slavdogg
now that i look at the pic closer
one of my tenats, this Zen chick has a tat something just like that.

but i still dont see a swastika there

Man, you people gotta read! He said it was THE SIZE of it, not that exact tat.

As for what you should do? Pin her down, cornhole her, and call her a dirty nazi fuck. Then facial her.

goBigtime · 02-05-2004, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Head
She may have had it done when she was Young and stupid!

What if she's still young and stupid?

Most guys are perfectly fine with young and stupid

... so being young and stupid alone wasn't a good warning sign or disqualifier.

Brat · 02-05-2004, 07:12 PM

i would just ask her about it
ask her if that's still her mentality. and if you're ok with it being unchanged then so be it.

AdultNex · 02-05-2004, 07:13 PM

Before the Nazis came into power, the swastika meant "fortune" or something like that.

The swastika used by the Nazis was reversed.

MrIzzz · 02-05-2004, 07:13 PM

its ok, does she have KKK on her asscheeks?

02-05-2004, 07:14 PM

That would be an interesting situation. If she was uncomfortable being naked, maybe it's because she regrets that ink. I met a chick once who has a swastika on her hand. I asked her about it and she told me that her ex made her do it. Maybe it's the same scenario here.

02-05-2004, 07:15 PM

Also.... Be sure to put on some old school Ice Cube the next time you 2 bone.

jimthefiend · 02-05-2004, 07:16 PM

well if you had fucked her in the ass doggy style like a REAL man youd have seen that swastika WAY before she had to go pee.

Vic Lagina · 02-05-2004, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimthefiend
well if you had fucked her in the ass doggy style like a REAL man youd have seen that swastika WAY before she had to go pee.

allamerican2003 · 02-05-2004, 07:18 PM

are you jewish?

jimthefiend · 02-05-2004, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vic Lagina

what?
im being serious
i mean fuck

and anyway the title of this thread is deceptive and fucking sucks ass

goBigtime · 02-05-2004, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimthefiend
well if you had fucked her in the ass doggy style like a REAL man youd have seen that swastika WAY before she had to go pee.

Imagine you're a single girl with a big ass swastika on your back.

You might go a little out of your way to make sure the room is dark when you need it to be.

02-05-2004, 07:23 PM

fuckin' Nazi kunt! I'd beat her with a flagpole

Sarah_Jayne · 02-05-2004, 07:24 PM

i'd ask her about tit and if I even slightly doubted the answer I would be out of the door.

jimthefiend · 02-05-2004, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime

Imagine you're a single girl with a big ass swastika on your back.

You might go a little out of your way to make sure the room is dark when you need it to be.

that makes no sense

AaronM · 02-05-2004, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lurking
are you racist?

No...He's a fucking Jew.

Shoehorn! · 02-05-2004, 07:31 PM

That would be interesting. I would talk to her about it and see if she was into any other weird shit. You never know, she might know of some kinky sex moves or something you've never heard of.

goBigtime · 02-05-2004, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimthefiend

that makes no sense

It might if you were a girl with a big ass swastika on your back who's used to trying to hide it from guys until it's too late.

Like girl who says... "I was afraid to tell you before but... I have herpes. But they aren't active right now so everythings ok... "

Umm.. no bitch. It's not.

jimthefiend · 02-05-2004, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime

It might if you were a girl with a big ass swastika on your back who's used to trying to hide it from guys until it's too late.

Like girl who says... "I was afraid to tell you before but... I have herpes. But they aren't active right now so everythings ok... " Umm.. no bitch. It's not.

lol nope
theres still a major logical fallacy with that dude

BlackCrayon · 02-05-2004, 07:33 PM

tell her your jewish and see how she reacts.

scoreman · 02-05-2004, 07:35 PM

Look on the bright side, she could have been packing more than interesting ink under them clothes. Just think about that large vagina post earlier today for reference.

Lord_Austin · 02-05-2004, 07:36 PM

Give her the donkey punch.

com · 02-05-2004, 07:39 PM

like ive always said, im the last one on this planet that would be racist... but if the pussy was good tell her to get her third reicht back on your tip and sig heil motherfucker!

goBigtime · 02-05-2004, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex
Before the Nazis came into power, the swastika meant "fortune" or something like that.

The swastika used by the Nazis was reversed.

It was made out of BONES.

BV · 02-05-2004, 07:48 PM

I'm not a racist nor do I usually dig any tats at all, but for some reason that shit would turn me on!

goBigtime · 02-05-2004, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BV
I'm not a racist nor do I usually dig any tats at all, but for some reason that shit would turn me on!

I remember reading on GFY (so you know its true) that racist white people love interracial / black porn.

So I guess it's not surprising that you might get a little twisted over the idea about fucking one of their girls.... I'm sure you would be gentle.

TweetyBird · 02-05-2004, 08:08 PM

hehe

Brad Xtremepay · 02-05-2004, 08:25 PM

I would run. FAST

Hawkeye · 02-05-2004, 08:35 PM

gornyhuy · 02-05-2004, 08:38 PM

Yeah, I'd fuck it constantly until the sun came up and then run for the hills and never look back.

Danny Dukes · 02-05-2004, 09:25 PM

You are an ass in the first place for waiting a year to bone a chick! So if i had waited that long, which i wouldn't, i would not give a shit! Fuck i did wait a year.

The Heron · 02-05-2004, 09:25 PM

Maybe you should marry her? At least you know the girls got convictions...

dirtyone · 02-05-2004, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord_Austin
Give her the donkey punch.

Oh shit!

Rich · 02-05-2004, 09:42 PM

When you leave tell her you're half black and the condom broke.

pornkitten · 02-05-2004, 10:07 PM

that is more then self esteem issues.. dump her that is sick. I do not judge anyone and you will never catch me saying anthing against any group of people. I judge people as individuals and it is really ignorant not to. I feel sorry for the people on this message board who constantly say idiotic racist remarks (hope for your sakes your future boss doesn't visit these boards). I think the fact that she choose a huge fucking swastika representing the deaths of millions of people shows what she is all about. Unless of course it was a chinese peaces symbol which I seriously doubt. I am christian but that pisses me off that people could be so evil, um hello they killed children! Find someone less fucked up..

pornkitten · 02-05-2004, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackCrayon
tell her your jewish and see how she reacts.

I second that! take a picture of the look on her face too

pradaboy · 02-05-2004, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay
I would run. FAST

agreed!

zagi · 02-05-2004, 10:42 PM

I would ask her why she got that tattoo, if she actually likes Hitler I would then say, WTF ARE YOU SMOKING DUMB ASS BITCH? What's there to like? If the Internet was around Hitler would be just another Lawrence Connor or p1mpdogg

02-05-2004, 06:58 PM	#1
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	The Swastika Surprise (pic) Imagine you start dating a hot girl that you have known casually for a year or so. After a great evening, you swing back to her place and have a drink - one thing leads to another, and you're in bed with her & it's on..... but you do make one "note to self" - that being, girl is freaky weird about being seen naked. "Self esteem problem?" You think you yourself. Naaah..the girl is smoking hot and she knows it. Ah well.. she's hot, there's no penis & she's ready to fuck...so why right worry about how freaky shy she is about a body that's so sexy. Fuggit. I'll mess with her about it later & see what her problem is. So everything is fantastic, great girl, great sex.... But as she gets up to go to the bathroom, with help from the light in the hallway, you can clearly see the HUGE FUCKING SWASTIKA tattooed on on her back! And we're not talking a little quarter sized symbol... we're talking FULL BACK: (imagine photo below as a swasticka) So what would you do at that point? Would you hit it again? Would you leave?

02-05-2004, 07:00 PM	#2
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02-05-2004, 07:04 PM	#6
Head Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Starship Enterprise Posts: 8,278	She may have had it done when she was Young and stupid! And regrets it. __________________

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02-05-2004, 07:01 PM	#4
lurking Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 868	are you racist?

02-05-2004, 07:03 PM	#5
slavdogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,570	i dont see no Swastika on her back, where is it ??

02-05-2004, 07:04 PM	#7
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	SO you gonna ask her about it?

02-05-2004, 07:05 PM	#8
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	Give her brutal anal while you mutter about punishing her dirty brown chocolate starfish.

02-05-2004, 07:08 PM	#11
slavdogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,570	now that i look at the pic closer one of my tenats, this Zen chick has a tat something just like that. but i still dont see a swastika there

02-05-2004, 07:12 PM	#15
Brat Got MIDs? Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,545	i would just ask her about it ask her if that's still her mentality. and if you're ok with it being unchanged then so be it.

02-05-2004, 07:13 PM	#16
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	Before the Nazis came into power, the swastika meant "fortune" or something like that. The swastika used by the Nazis was reversed.

02-05-2004, 07:13 PM	#17
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	its ok, does she have KKK on her asscheeks? __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

02-05-2004, 07:14 PM	#18
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	That would be an interesting situation. If she was uncomfortable being naked, maybe it's because she regrets that ink. I met a chick once who has a swastika on her hand. I asked her about it and she told me that her ex made her do it. Maybe it's the same scenario here.

02-05-2004, 07:15 PM	#19
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	Also.... Be sure to put on some old school Ice Cube the next time you 2 bone.

02-05-2004, 07:16 PM	#20
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	well if you had fucked her in the ass doggy style like a REAL man youd have seen that swastika WAY before she had to go pee.

02-05-2004, 07:18 PM	#22
allamerican2003 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 675	are you jewish?

02-05-2004, 07:23 PM	#25
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	fuckin' Nazi kunt! I'd beat her with a flagpole

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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	i'd ask her about tit and if I even slightly doubted the answer I would be out of the door.

02-05-2004, 07:31 PM	#29
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	That would be interesting. I would talk to her about it and see if she was into any other weird shit. You never know, she might know of some kinky sex moves or something you've never heard of. __________________

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02-05-2004, 07:36 PM	#34
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02-05-2004, 07:48 PM	#37
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	I'm not a racist nor do I usually dig any tats at all, but for some reason that shit would turn me on!

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02-05-2004, 09:25 PM	#43
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The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	Maybe you should marry her? At least you know the girls got convictions...

02-05-2004, 09:42 PM	#46
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02-05-2004, 10:07 PM	#47
pornkitten Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,412	that is more then self esteem issues.. dump her that is sick. I do not judge anyone and you will never catch me saying anthing against any group of people. I judge people as individuals and it is really ignorant not to. I feel sorry for the people on this message board who constantly say idiotic racist remarks (hope for your sakes your future boss doesn't visit these boards). I think the fact that she choose a huge fucking swastika representing the deaths of millions of people shows what she is all about. Unless of course it was a chinese peaces symbol which I seriously doubt. I am christian but that pisses me off that people could be so evil, um hello they killed children! Find someone less fucked up..

02-05-2004, 10:42 PM	#50
zagi Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,238	I would ask her why she got that tattoo, if she actually likes Hitler I would then say, WTF ARE YOU SMOKING DUMB ASS BITCH? What's there to like? If the Internet was around Hitler would be just another Lawrence Connor or p1mpdogg