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goBigtime 02-05-2004 06:58 PM

The Swastika Surprise (pic)
 
Imagine you start dating a hot girl that you have known casually for a year or so. After a great evening, you swing back to her place and have a drink - one thing leads to another, and you're in bed with her & it's on..... but you do make one "note to self" - that being, girl is freaky weird about being seen naked.

"Self esteem problem?" You think you yourself.

Naaah..the girl is smoking hot and she knows it.

Ah well.. she's hot, there's no penis & she's ready to fuck...so why right worry about how freaky shy she is about a body that's so sexy.

Fuggit. I'll mess with her about it later & see what her problem is.

So everything is fantastic, great girl, great sex....

But as she gets up to go to the bathroom, with help from the light in the hallway, you can clearly see the HUGE FUCKING SWASTIKA tattooed on on her back! :eek2

And we're not talking a little quarter sized symbol... we're talking FULL BACK:

(imagine photo below as a swasticka)
http://awenpress.com/images/back_tattoo.jpg



So what would you do at that point?

Would you hit it again? Would you leave?

feN 02-05-2004 07:00 PM

that would be funny hahaha :1orglaugh
id hit it again

420 02-05-2004 07:00 PM

If her head isn't shaved, theres nothing to worry about. Hit it again

lurking 02-05-2004 07:01 PM

are you racist?

slavdogg 02-05-2004 07:03 PM

i dont see no Swastika on her back, where is it ??

Head 02-05-2004 07:04 PM

She may have had it done when she was Young and stupid! And regrets it.

detoxed 02-05-2004 07:04 PM

SO you gonna ask her about it?

Rorschach 02-05-2004 07:05 PM

Give her brutal anal while you mutter about punishing her dirty brown chocolate starfish.

goBigtime 02-05-2004 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lurking
are you racist?
No.

Not at all.

KC 02-05-2004 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime

(imagine photo below as a swasticka)
http://awenpress.com/images/back_tattoo.jpg

Doesn't everyone have one of those??

slavdogg 02-05-2004 07:08 PM

now that i look at the pic closer
one of my tenats, this Zen chick has a tat something just like that.

but i still dont see a swastika there

MiLo 02-05-2004 07:10 PM

(imagine photo below as a swasticka)

Vic Lagina 02-05-2004 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slavdogg
now that i look at the pic closer
one of my tenats, this Zen chick has a tat something just like that.

but i still dont see a swastika there

Man, you people gotta read! He said it was THE SIZE of it, not that exact tat.

As for what you should do? Pin her down, cornhole her, and call her a dirty nazi fuck. Then facial her.

goBigtime 02-05-2004 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Head
She may have had it done when she was Young and stupid!
What if she's still young and stupid?



Most guys are perfectly fine with young and stupid :)

... so being young and stupid alone wasn't a good warning sign or disqualifier.

Brat 02-05-2004 07:12 PM

i would just ask her about it
ask her if that's still her mentality. and if you're ok with it being unchanged then so be it.

AdultNex 02-05-2004 07:13 PM

Before the Nazis came into power, the swastika meant "fortune" or something like that.

The swastika used by the Nazis was reversed.

MrIzzz 02-05-2004 07:13 PM

its ok, does she have KKK on her asscheeks?

shermo 02-05-2004 07:14 PM

That would be an interesting situation. If she was uncomfortable being naked, maybe it's because she regrets that ink. I met a chick once who has a swastika on her hand. I asked her about it and she told me that her ex made her do it. Maybe it's the same scenario here.

shermo 02-05-2004 07:15 PM

Also.... Be sure to put on some old school Ice Cube the next time you 2 bone. :1orglaugh

jimthefiend 02-05-2004 07:16 PM

well if you had fucked her in the ass doggy style like a REAL man youd have seen that swastika WAY before she had to go pee.

:2 cents:

Vic Lagina 02-05-2004 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimthefiend
well if you had fucked her in the ass doggy style like a REAL man youd have seen that swastika WAY before she had to go pee.

:2 cents:

:1orglaugh

allamerican2003 02-05-2004 07:18 PM

are you jewish?

jimthefiend 02-05-2004 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vic Lagina


:1orglaugh

what?
im being serious
i mean fuck

:Graucho

and anyway the title of this thread is deceptive and fucking sucks ass

goBigtime 02-05-2004 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimthefiend
well if you had fucked her in the ass doggy style like a REAL man youd have seen that swastika WAY before she had to go pee.

:2 cents:

Imagine you're a single girl with a big ass swastika on your back.

You might go a little out of your way to make sure the room is dark when you need it to be.

X37375787 02-05-2004 07:23 PM

fuckin' Nazi kunt! I'd beat her with a flagpole:BangBang:

Sarah_Jayne 02-05-2004 07:24 PM

i'd ask her about tit and if I even slightly doubted the answer I would be out of the door.

jimthefiend 02-05-2004 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime


Imagine you're a single girl with a big ass swastika on your back.

You might go a little out of your way to make sure the room is dark when you need it to be.



that makes no sense

AaronM 02-05-2004 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lurking
are you racist?
No...He's a fucking Jew. :winkwink:

Shoehorn! 02-05-2004 07:31 PM

That would be interesting. I would talk to her about it and see if she was into any other weird shit. You never know, she might know of some kinky sex moves or something you've never heard of.

goBigtime 02-05-2004 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimthefiend




that makes no sense

It might if you were a girl with a big ass swastika on your back who's used to trying to hide it from guys until it's too late.

Like girl who says... "I was afraid to tell you before but... I have herpes. But they aren't active right now so everythings ok... " :1orglaugh Umm.. no bitch. It's not.

jimthefiend 02-05-2004 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime


It might if you were a girl with a big ass swastika on your back who's used to trying to hide it from guys until it's too late.

Like girl who says... "I was afraid to tell you before but... I have herpes. But they aren't active right now so everythings ok... " :1orglaugh Umm.. no bitch. It's not.

lol nope
theres still a major logical fallacy with that dude

BlackCrayon 02-05-2004 07:33 PM

tell her your jewish and see how she reacts.

scoreman 02-05-2004 07:35 PM

Look on the bright side, she could have been packing more than interesting ink under them clothes. Just think about that large vagina post earlier today for reference.

Lord_Austin 02-05-2004 07:36 PM

Give her the donkey punch.

com 02-05-2004 07:39 PM

like ive always said, im the last one on this planet that would be racist... but if the pussy was good tell her to get her third reicht back on your tip and sig heil motherfucker!

goBigtime 02-05-2004 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex
Before the Nazis came into power, the swastika meant "fortune" or something like that.

The swastika used by the Nazis was reversed.


It was made out of BONES.

BV 02-05-2004 07:48 PM

I'm not a racist nor do I usually dig any tats at all, but for some reason that shit would turn me on! :helpme

goBigtime 02-05-2004 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BV
I'm not a racist nor do I usually dig any tats at all, but for some reason that shit would turn me on! :helpme
I remember reading on GFY (so you know its true) that racist white people love interracial / black porn.

So I guess it's not surprising that you might get a little twisted over the idea about fucking one of their girls.... I'm sure you would be gentle. :Graucho

TweetyBird 02-05-2004 08:08 PM

hehe :Graucho

Brad Xtremepay 02-05-2004 08:25 PM

I would run. FAST

Hawkeye 02-05-2004 08:35 PM

http://www.resist.com/cartoons/image/jew1.gif

gornyhuy 02-05-2004 08:38 PM

Yeah, I'd fuck it constantly until the sun came up and then run for the hills and never look back. :2 cents:

Danny Dukes 02-05-2004 09:25 PM

You are an ass in the first place for waiting a year to bone a chick! So if i had waited that long, which i wouldn't, i would not give a shit! Fuck i did wait a year.:thumbsup

The Heron 02-05-2004 09:25 PM

Maybe you should marry her? At least you know the girls got convictions...

dirtyone 02-05-2004 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord_Austin
Give her the donkey punch.

:1orglaugh

Oh shit!

:1orglaugh

Rich 02-05-2004 09:42 PM

When you leave tell her you're half black and the condom broke.

pornkitten 02-05-2004 10:07 PM

that is more then self esteem issues.. dump her that is sick. I do not judge anyone and you will never catch me saying anthing against any group of people. I judge people as individuals and it is really ignorant not to. I feel sorry for the people on this message board who constantly say idiotic racist remarks (hope for your sakes your future boss doesn't visit these boards). I think the fact that she choose a huge fucking swastika representing the deaths of millions of people shows what she is all about. Unless of course it was a chinese peaces symbol which I seriously doubt. I am christian but that pisses me off that people could be so evil, um hello they killed children! Find someone less fucked up..

pornkitten 02-05-2004 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackCrayon
tell her your jewish and see how she reacts.
I second that! take a picture of the look on her face too

pradaboy 02-05-2004 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay
I would run. FAST
agreed! :thumbsup

zagi 02-05-2004 10:42 PM

I would ask her why she got that tattoo, if she actually likes Hitler I would then say, WTF ARE YOU SMOKING DUMB ASS BITCH? What's there to like? If the Internet was around Hitler would be just another Lawrence Connor or p1mpdogg :winkwink:


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