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The Swastika Surprise (pic)
Imagine you start dating a hot girl that you have known casually for a year or so. After a great evening, you swing back to her place and have a drink - one thing leads to another, and you're in bed with her & it's on..... but you do make one "note to self" - that being, girl is freaky weird about being seen naked.
"Self esteem problem?" You think you yourself. Naaah..the girl is smoking hot and she knows it. Ah well.. she's hot, there's no penis & she's ready to fuck...so why right worry about how freaky shy she is about a body that's so sexy. Fuggit. I'll mess with her about it later & see what her problem is. So everything is fantastic, great girl, great sex.... But as she gets up to go to the bathroom, with help from the light in the hallway, you can clearly see the HUGE FUCKING SWASTIKA tattooed on on her back! :eek2 And we're not talking a little quarter sized symbol... we're talking FULL BACK: (imagine photo below as a swasticka) http://awenpress.com/images/back_tattoo.jpg So what would you do at that point? Would you hit it again? Would you leave? |
that would be funny hahaha :1orglaugh
id hit it again |
If her head isn't shaved, theres nothing to worry about. Hit it again
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are you racist?
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i dont see no Swastika on her back, where is it ??
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She may have had it done when she was Young and stupid! And regrets it.
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SO you gonna ask her about it?
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Give her brutal anal while you mutter about punishing her dirty brown chocolate starfish.
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Not at all. |
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now that i look at the pic closer
one of my tenats, this Zen chick has a tat something just like that. but i still dont see a swastika there |
(imagine photo below as a swasticka)
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As for what you should do? Pin her down, cornhole her, and call her a dirty nazi fuck. Then facial her. |
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Most guys are perfectly fine with young and stupid :) ... so being young and stupid alone wasn't a good warning sign or disqualifier. |
i would just ask her about it
ask her if that's still her mentality. and if you're ok with it being unchanged then so be it. |
Before the Nazis came into power, the swastika meant "fortune" or something like that.
The swastika used by the Nazis was reversed. |
its ok, does she have KKK on her asscheeks?
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That would be an interesting situation. If she was uncomfortable being naked, maybe it's because she regrets that ink. I met a chick once who has a swastika on her hand. I asked her about it and she told me that her ex made her do it. Maybe it's the same scenario here.
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Also.... Be sure to put on some old school Ice Cube the next time you 2 bone. :1orglaugh
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well if you had fucked her in the ass doggy style like a REAL man youd have seen that swastika WAY before she had to go pee.
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are you jewish?
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im being serious i mean fuck :Graucho and anyway the title of this thread is deceptive and fucking sucks ass |
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You might go a little out of your way to make sure the room is dark when you need it to be. |
fuckin' Nazi kunt! I'd beat her with a flagpole:BangBang:
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i'd ask her about tit and if I even slightly doubted the answer I would be out of the door.
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that makes no sense |
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That would be interesting. I would talk to her about it and see if she was into any other weird shit. You never know, she might know of some kinky sex moves or something you've never heard of.
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Like girl who says... "I was afraid to tell you before but... I have herpes. But they aren't active right now so everythings ok... " :1orglaugh Umm.. no bitch. It's not. |
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theres still a major logical fallacy with that dude |
tell her your jewish and see how she reacts.
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Look on the bright side, she could have been packing more than interesting ink under them clothes. Just think about that large vagina post earlier today for reference.
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Give her the donkey punch.
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like ive always said, im the last one on this planet that would be racist... but if the pussy was good tell her to get her third reicht back on your tip and sig heil motherfucker!
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It was made out of BONES. |
I'm not a racist nor do I usually dig any tats at all, but for some reason that shit would turn me on! :helpme
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So I guess it's not surprising that you might get a little twisted over the idea about fucking one of their girls.... I'm sure you would be gentle. :Graucho |
hehe :Graucho
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I would run. FAST
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Yeah, I'd fuck it constantly until the sun came up and then run for the hills and never look back. :2 cents:
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You are an ass in the first place for waiting a year to bone a chick! So if i had waited that long, which i wouldn't, i would not give a shit! Fuck i did wait a year.:thumbsup
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Maybe you should marry her? At least you know the girls got convictions...
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:1orglaugh Oh shit! :1orglaugh |
When you leave tell her you're half black and the condom broke.
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that is more then self esteem issues.. dump her that is sick. I do not judge anyone and you will never catch me saying anthing against any group of people. I judge people as individuals and it is really ignorant not to. I feel sorry for the people on this message board who constantly say idiotic racist remarks (hope for your sakes your future boss doesn't visit these boards). I think the fact that she choose a huge fucking swastika representing the deaths of millions of people shows what she is all about. Unless of course it was a chinese peaces symbol which I seriously doubt. I am christian but that pisses me off that people could be so evil, um hello they killed children! Find someone less fucked up..
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I would ask her why she got that tattoo, if she actually likes Hitler I would then say, WTF ARE YOU SMOKING DUMB ASS BITCH? What's there to like? If the Internet was around Hitler would be just another Lawrence Connor or p1mpdogg :winkwink:
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