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Old 01-03-2004, 08:19 PM   #1
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You just died..
it's on CNN!

How will your remains be handled ? Burial plot somewhere ? Cremation ? Ashes scattered somewhere ? Kinky german gay tv dinner ?
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Old 01-03-2004, 08:21 PM   #2
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Cool. Sucks that your nuts can still itch while dead.
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Old 01-03-2004, 08:21 PM   #3
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it's on CNN!

How will your remains be handled ? Burial plot somewhere ? Cremation ? Ashes scattered somewhere ? Kinky german gay tv dinner ?
bingo...we have a winner!
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Old 01-03-2004, 08:22 PM   #4
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Cool. Sucks that your nuts can still itch while dead.
Psst. You're not really dead. It's a question about how you'll be disposed of.
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Old 01-03-2004, 08:24 PM   #5
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Psst. You're not really dead. It's a question about how you'll be disposed of.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Old 01-03-2004, 08:25 PM   #6
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Psst. You're not really dead. It's a question about how you'll be disposed of.
During the closed casket funeral all the lights will suddenly go out.....
disco lights go on...
techno music starts thumping...


WHAM!!!! My body falls from the ceilling suspended from fishing line.

Then right at the peak of "Darude - Sandstorm" like fifty M80's that were shoved into my carcass all go off in rapid sucession.
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Old 01-03-2004, 08:25 PM   #7
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easy.

cremate me.
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Old 01-03-2004, 08:30 PM   #8
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easy.

cremate me.
Maybe a cool diamond
http://www.lifegem.com/

"The LifeGem is a certified, high quality diamond created from the carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique and wonderful life."


or maybe DNA jewelry
http://www.designagifts.com/

"Your DNA can be tagged on a silver and garnet necklace, woven into a wool rug, or stamped on a handmade glass screen."
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Old 01-03-2004, 08:31 PM   #9
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Surprise me.
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Old 01-03-2004, 08:35 PM   #10
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Hopefully the fire will destroy the remainder of life being in my body. It must be terrible to wake up in a coffin.
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Old 01-03-2004, 08:36 PM   #11
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I'm sort of, in a sick way, looking forward to it, all the while enjoying life. Not really in a rush to find out what happens though

"Now comes the mystery." Henry Ward Beecher - last words
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Old 01-03-2004, 08:41 PM   #12
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easy.

cremate me.
if my friend dies he wants to be cremated then have us sprinkle some of his ashes on a blunt and smoke it in his honor

not so sure we would be able to go through with that though
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