You just died..
 

it's on CNN!

How will your remains be handled ? Burial plot somewhere ? Cremation ? Ashes scattered somewhere ? Kinky german gay tv dinner ?

Cool. Sucks that your nuts can still itch while dead. :(

bingo...we have a winner!

Psst. You're not really dead. It's a question about how you'll be disposed of.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

During the closed casket funeral all the lights will suddenly go out.....
disco lights go on...
techno music starts thumping...


WHAM!!!! My body falls from the ceilling suspended from fishing line.

Then right at the peak of "Darude - Sandstorm" like fifty M80's that were shoved into my carcass all go off in rapid sucession.

easy.

cremate me.

Maybe a cool diamond
http://www.lifegem.com/

"The LifeGem is a certified, high quality diamond created from the carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique and wonderful life."


or maybe DNA jewelry
http://www.designagifts.com/

"Your DNA can be tagged on a silver and garnet necklace, woven into a wool rug, or stamped on a handmade glass screen."

Surprise me.

Hopefully the fire will destroy the remainder of life being in my body. It must be terrible to wake up in a coffin.

I'm sort of, in a sick way, looking forward to it, all the while enjoying life. Not really in a rush to find out what happens though :)

"Now comes the mystery." Henry Ward Beecher - last words

if my friend dies he wants to be cremated then have us sprinkle some of his ashes on a blunt and smoke it in his honor

not so sure we would be able to go through with that though :1orglaugh