Starting 2004 off with a BIG BANG. Choker haters..Here we go........ - GoFuckYourself.com

Choker · 01-03-2004, 05:44 PM

2004 is going to bring out a lot of Choker haters. Lets start with just about every host there is. After this new program gets going I have a feeling a lot of hosts are going to wish I were dead......
Fuck em all

New program announcement. http://www.betterbeup.com

This is a 100% free server monitoring tool anyone can use. Just a simple php script you install on your server. Your sites will be monitored 24/7. When they do not respond, your host will get a email and you can enter up to 3 additional email addys to be notified. It will also ICQ up to 3 people you input it to if your site does not respond.

Notice on the front page http://www.betterbeup.com that all hosts that have domains using this seervice will have their uptime and downtime displayed for all to see. (this is where the haters WILL come).

A demo is set up here http://www.betterbeup.com/ch_04/webm...ains&user=demo

When you have a account there are more detailed stats including MRTG etc. This page is a public page so your host can monitor your sites also.

I am very excited about this program as it is something EVERYONE needs. Also the way it will show hosts performance for all to see is pretty fucking cool.

- Jesus Christ - · 01-03-2004, 05:46 PM

Choker · 01-03-2004, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Why?

Why not?

washiez · 01-03-2004, 05:48 PM

Very cool. Why not add a way to text page our cell phones? ;)

triumph · 01-03-2004, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Why?

EXACTLY!

Choker · 01-03-2004, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by washiez
Very cool. Why not add a way to text page our cell phones? ;)

Possible, aren't there like many different formats for this?

- Jesus Christ - · 01-03-2004, 05:51 PM

http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph?...ckyourself.com

almighty · 01-03-2004, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choker

Why not?

exactly i have had alot of hosting probs over the past 1-2 yrs ive probably move dmore hosts in 1-2 yrs then most move in 10 yrs ;)

xanx · 01-03-2004, 05:53 PM

looks kinda neat

pussyluver · 01-03-2004, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by washiez
Very cool. Why not add a way to text page our cell phones? ;)

Prolly can do that with email!

Have two servers - was on my list of things to do.

THANKS!

Head · 01-03-2004, 05:53 PM

Sounds cool!

- Jesus Christ - · 01-03-2004, 05:55 PM

I guess i should not be so pessemistic.... its a free service that many places charge for.

Paparazzi · 01-03-2004, 05:58 PM

very nice Choker!

SubSonic · 01-03-2004, 05:59 PM

Choker, wheres United Colo? I am missing them

Choker · 01-03-2004, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
I guess i should not be so pessemistic.... its a free service that many places charge for.

Yes it is. All I get out of this is banner impresssions at the top of every page. I have a server just for this free service. I need this type of service for myself, so I figured why not pop a banner on it and let others use it for free.

Choker · 01-03-2004, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SubSonic
Choker, wheres United Colo? I am missing them

I will add them what is thier url ?

- Jesus Christ - · 01-03-2004, 06:02 PM

United Colo Was Sold out to Sagonet.com about 4 months ago. All UCG servers are really on the sago network.

unitedcolo.com
sagonet.com

Tuga · 01-03-2004, 06:02 PM

Sounds good

SubSonic · 01-03-2004, 06:02 PM

http://www.unitedcolo.com

Thanks and great program bro

Choker · 01-03-2004, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
United Colo Was Sold out to Sagonet.com about 4 months ago. All UCG servers are really on the sago network.

unitedcolo.com
sagonet.com

He's added thanks

Nysus · 01-03-2004, 06:17 PM

Hey Choker - How do you propose stopping competition from signing up to their competition and fucking with things to make it look like they have downtime?

Also, individual servers or sections of a network could be down, but not the whole.

Cheers,
Matt

Choker · 01-03-2004, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nysus
Hey Choker - How do you propose stopping competition from signing up to their competition and fucking with things to make it look like they have downtime?

Also, individual servers or sections of a network could be down, but not the whole.

Cheers,
Matt

The script runs a reverse DNS lookup from my admin. this will be easy to spot if a host is childish enough to try this.

As far as the individual servers or network, well if my site goes down as far as I am concerned the host is down, and it will be reflected as such. After every host has several domains and servers being monitored, the numbers will average out. No host will be 100% up.

Reak · 01-03-2004, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Why?

Choker · 01-03-2004, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reak

Why is everyone asking why? I really don't understand.

klik · 01-03-2004, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choker

Why is everyone asking why? I really don't understand.

i don't understand the recent trend of quoting people and saying absolutely nothing.

Pete · 01-03-2004, 07:27 PM

My servers are constantly monitored by Jupiter. I pay for that though. With this being free and someone not having a monitoring service, I'm not sure why you wouldnt use. Unless your server going down doesnt affect you.

Choker · 01-03-2004, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete
My servers are constantly monitored by Jupiter. I pay for that though. With this being free and someone not having a monitoring service, I'm not sure why you wouldnt use. Unless your server going down doesnt affect you.

Well I like getting icqed if my site goes down. I also entered 2 other icq nubmers so three people total are informed if a site goes down. I also like having the red/green status lights for all the domains on one page. One page I can see the status of all my servers

TheEnforcer · 01-03-2004, 08:16 PM

Looks good Choker. Some will find use for it and others won't.... as with all programs. Good luck with it.

Za Ha · 01-03-2004, 08:29 PM

ATM, this is 100% useless to me but I see where you are going with this. Very nice

serious · 01-03-2004, 08:55 PM

popped it on one of my domains, ill see how it looks

thanks

Martin · 01-03-2004, 09:01 PM

Don't need it. Swiftwill is always up.

beemk · 01-03-2004, 09:30 PM

great job. the good hosting companys wont care about this but the ones that go down will have a problem because they will be caught. either way im happy.

Mr. Marks · 01-03-2004, 10:04 PM

Too many choker haterz

Pipecrew · 01-03-2004, 10:09 PM

looks good man

mkx · 01-03-2004, 10:20 PM

brilliant work choker, thanks for sharing the software with us.

hudson · 01-03-2004, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik

i don't understand the recent trend of quoting people and saying absolutely nothing.

agreed!

cosis · 01-03-2004, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik

i don't understand the recent trend of quoting people and saying absolutely nothing.

Choker · 01-04-2004, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by serious
popped it on one of my domains, ill see how it looks

thanks

Cool, there is a link inside to a support forum if you have any problems or suggestions.

Trax · 01-04-2004, 07:25 AM

DB Error: syntax error(INSERT INTO host (ip, hoster) VALUES('69.31.79.6', ) [nativecode=1064 ** You have an error in your SQL syntax. Check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ')' at line 1])
Please, do the following:
1. Make sure you went through setup/upgrade sequence like described in documentation

Trax · 01-04-2004, 07:28 AM

there are many hosts missing
vibehosting
adultxspace
...

Trax · 01-04-2004, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trax
there are many hosts missing
vibehosting
adultxspace
...

ElitePlanet.com
hosthead.com
321host-it.com
CybeHost.com
cyberwurx.com
eyow.com
youza.com

Trax · 01-04-2004, 07:31 AM

ok
you need to add those
the service makes no sense if you dont support the smaller companies as those are mainly the ones who suffer downtimes

i dont need such a service to see isprime or PS never go down

GTS Mark · 01-04-2004, 07:32 AM

This is actually a really good idea choker. I have this service already with Interseerer. It e-mails me everytime my hosting goes down and gives me exact reports on how long it was down and when it came back up.

Unfortunately I have been getting more e-mails than usual recently with chooopa.

DH

Choker · 01-04-2004, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trax
there are many hosts missing
vibehosting
adultxspace
...

what's thier urls? I will add them

Libertine · 01-04-2004, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Choker

what's thier urls? I will add them

http://www.vibehosting.com
http://www.adultxspace.com

grumpy · 01-04-2004, 07:59 AM

whats happens if your host is down?

Choker · 01-04-2004, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trax

ElitePlanet.com
hosthead.com
321host-it.com
CybeHost.com
cyberwurx.com
eyow.com
youza.com

added thanks

Choker · 01-04-2004, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trax
DB Error: syntax error(INSERT INTO host (ip, hoster) VALUES('69.31.79.6', ) [nativecode=1064 ** You have an error in your SQL syntax. Check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ')' at line 1])
Please, do the following:
1. Make sure you went through setup/upgrade sequence like described in documentation

no idea how you got that error, can you post this in the support forum

romans · 01-04-2004, 08:05 AM

Anyone who spot errors, please use this link to report problems.. I'll watch it closely and fix them right away.

http://www.chickenboard.com/list.php?f=15

Thank you. Please provide details, what you actually wanted to do, if you have error message.

romans

JamesK · 01-04-2004, 08:05 AM

http://www.isprime.com/
http://www.wizzhosting.com/

add these urls too

btw, great idea choker. I like it.

01-03-2004, 05:44 PM	#1
Choker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Orlando Posts: 9,024	Starting 2004 off with a BIG BANG. Choker haters..Here we go........ 2004 is going to bring out a lot of Choker haters. Lets start with just about every host there is. After this new program gets going I have a feeling a lot of hosts are going to wish I were dead...... Fuck em all New program announcement. http://www.betterbeup.com This is a 100% free server monitoring tool anyone can use. Just a simple php script you install on your server. Your sites will be monitored 24/7. When they do not respond, your host will get a email and you can enter up to 3 additional email addys to be notified. It will also ICQ up to 3 people you input it to if your site does not respond. Notice on the front page http://www.betterbeup.com that all hosts that have domains using this seervice will have their uptime and downtime displayed for all to see. (this is where the haters WILL come). A demo is set up here http://www.betterbeup.com/ch_04/webm...ains&user=demo When you have a account there are more detailed stats including MRTG etc. This page is a public page so your host can monitor your sites also. I am very excited about this program as it is something EVERYONE needs. Also the way it will show hosts performance for all to see is pretty fucking cool. __________________ ICQ me lets make a deal 116894466 Need dating, cam, or tube traffic? I got it.http://http://www.chokertraffic.com The Original http://www.chokertraffic.com/ Premium country pop-unders from $1.50 per k. I challenge you to compare this traffic to any other brokers. http://www.chokertraffic.com/public/tabs.php?t=o

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01-03-2004, 05:53 PM	#11
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01-03-2004, 05:48 PM	#4
washiez Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,118	Very cool. Why not add a way to text page our cell phones? ;)

01-03-2004, 05:53 PM	#9
xanx Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 3,711	looks kinda neat

01-03-2004, 05:58 PM	#13
Paparazzi Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,488	very nice Choker! __________________ Pure Level(3) Premium Bandwidth When Quality Counts

01-03-2004, 05:59 PM	#14
SubSonic Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Spain / ICQ: 474-520-926 Posts: 1,383	Choker, wheres United Colo? I am missing them

01-03-2004, 06:02 PM	#17
- Jesus Christ - Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ::::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: ::::::\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|:::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::\|\|::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::: Posts: 7,197	United Colo Was Sold out to Sagonet.com about 4 months ago. All UCG servers are really on the sago network. unitedcolo.com sagonet.com __________________ Amen

01-03-2004, 06:02 PM	#18
Tuga Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Portugal Posts: 7,678	Sounds good __________________ Go Fuck Yourself! ICQ 101411627

01-03-2004, 06:17 PM	#21
Nysus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,817	Hey Choker - How do you propose stopping competition from signing up to their competition and fucking with things to make it look like they have downtime? Also, individual servers or sections of a network could be down, but not the whole. Cheers, Matt __________________ What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets See https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948258-untouchedmarkets-pr0-refund-money-post16744521.html and for more detailed see https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948645-re-recent-bullshit-drama-explained-detail-pr0-untouched-markets.html

01-03-2004, 07:27 PM	#26
Pete Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Mr. Rogers Neighborhood Posts: 6,617	My servers are constantly monitored by Jupiter. I pay for that though. With this being free and someone not having a monitoring service, I'm not sure why you wouldnt use. Unless your server going down doesnt affect you. __________________ Evoke Electronics

01-03-2004, 08:16 PM	#28
TheEnforcer Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 2,855	Looks good Choker. Some will find use for it and others won't.... as with all programs. Good luck with it. __________________ Hit me up below for all your advertising needs!

01-03-2004, 08:29 PM	#29
Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	ATM, this is 100% useless to me but I see where you are going with this. Very nice

01-03-2004, 08:55 PM	#30
serious Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,594	popped it on one of my domains, ill see how it looks thanks __________________ new search

01-03-2004, 09:01 PM	#31
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	Don't need it. Swiftwill is always up. __________________

01-03-2004, 09:30 PM	#32
beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	great job. the good hosting companys wont care about this but the ones that go down will have a problem because they will be caught. either way im happy. __________________ I host with Vacares

01-03-2004, 10:04 PM	#33
Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	Too many choker haterz

01-03-2004, 10:09 PM	#34
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	looks good man

01-03-2004, 10:20 PM	#35
mkx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,001	brilliant work choker, thanks for sharing the software with us.

01-04-2004, 07:25 AM	#39
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	DB Error: syntax error(INSERT INTO host (ip, hoster) VALUES('69.31.79.6', ) [nativecode=1064 ** You have an error in your SQL syntax. Check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ')' at line 1]) Please, do the following: 1. Make sure you went through setup/upgrade sequence like described in documentation

01-04-2004, 07:28 AM	#40
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	there are many hosts missing vibehosting adultxspace ...

01-04-2004, 07:31 AM	#42
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	ok you need to add those the service makes no sense if you dont support the smaller companies as those are mainly the ones who suffer downtimes i dont need such a service to see isprime or PS never go down

01-04-2004, 07:32 AM	#43
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	This is actually a really good idea choker. I have this service already with Interseerer. It e-mails me everytime my hosting goes down and gives me exact reports on how long it was down and when it came back up. Unfortunately I have been getting more e-mails than usual recently with chooopa. DH

01-04-2004, 07:59 AM	#46
grumpy Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Holland Posts: 9,870	whats happens if your host is down? __________________ Don't let greediness blur your vision \| You gotta let some shit slide icq - 441-456-888

01-04-2004, 08:05 AM	#49
romans Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: void Posts: 10	Anyone who spot errors, please use this link to report problems.. I'll watch it closely and fix them right away. http://www.chickenboard.com/list.php?f=15 Thank you. Please provide details, what you actually wanted to do, if you have error message. romans Last edited by romans; 01-04-2004 at 08:18 AM..

01-04-2004, 08:05 AM	#50
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	http://www.isprime.com/ http://www.wizzhosting.com/ add these urls too btw, great idea choker. I like it. __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting